Encyclopedia of funny brain teasers and answers

Remember those brain teasers we guessed together in those years? Remember those wonderful answers that make people laugh and cry? Remember those hilarious moments! The following is a funny brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Funny brain teaser classic 1. What door will never close? Answer: the goal.

2. What happens when a turtle shell grows on a person? Answer: Become a Teenage Ninja Turtle or Master Roshi.

3. Xiaogang asked Xiao Qiang, "I hit you on the head with lipstick, you poke me on the head with eyebrow pencil, my elder brother patted my elder sister on the head with a compact, and my elder sister hit my elder brother on the head with skin cream. Whose head hurts the most? Answer: Mom's head hurts the most.

4. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: because trees can't jump

5. Why do fish live in water? Answer: Because there are cats on the shore.

6. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.

7. There is a dog that never takes a bath. Why doesn't he have lice? Answer: Dogs can only have puppies. They can't have lice

When a foreigner asked for directions, Xiao Ming tried to tell him in English, but he didn't understand at all. Why? Answer: Because he is not English.

9. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: All the papers are blank.

10. Xiaoli and her mother bought 8 apples. Her mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples into five pockets, and each pocket was even. Can you do it? Answer: put two in each bag, and finally put all four bags in the fifth bag.

1 1. Chicken, puppy and kitten recite together. Which one will the teacher ask to recite first? Answer: Puppy (Wang Wang Xian Bei)

12. Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this? Answer: feather duster

13. Policeman Xiao Wang has a younger brother, but his younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang is a woman (sister)

14. When will the clock stop? A: I wouldn't have left, and neither would I? Feet?

15. Xiaoming got all the questions right in the exam, but he still didn't get full marks. Why? Answer: The answer is right or wrong.

16. Suppose 1=4 2=8 3= 16, then 4=? Answer: equal to 1.

17. What is the most regrettable thing in a panda's life? Answer: Take a color photo.

18. Under what circumstances do you wear shoes first and then socks? Answer: When stepping on a big nail (the nail wears out shoes first, then socks).

19. What can never be grasped by the right hand? Answer: Your right hand.

20. There are nine birds on the ground. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other eight didn't fly away. Why? Besides, it is not deaf or scared to death: it is a group of ostriches.

2 1. When is 5 greater than 0, 0 greater than 2, and 2 greater than 5? A: When playing with rock, paper, scissors.

22. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? Answer: Santa Claus

23.9 oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Answer: squeeze them into juice.

24. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break? Answer: throw stones at eggs.

25. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what is the name of the third son? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.

26. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Stop dreaming.

27. Where does the sea not produce fish? Answer: Cihai

28. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? Answer: at night, where is the shadow of the earth?

29. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

30. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Answer: What are the two points of removing the word ice?

3 1 Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Because he is aiming.

32. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. Answer: thermometer

34. What will increase by half after handstand? Answer: Numbers.

35. Why do people go to the market? Answer: because the market can't come

Selected articles of funny brain teasers 1. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? Answer: I brushed my false teeth.

2. What door can never be closed? Answer: goal

There is a ladder hanging by the boat, a few meters away from the sea, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder? Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: spare tire

5. What books can't you buy in the bookstore? Answer: Secretary.

6. What water can never be used up? Answer: saliva

7. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? Answer: I was stunned.

8. Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why? Answer: Two of the triplets

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? Answer: What's the name of the fugitive? All of them? .

10. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

1 1. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute wealth eat? Answer: mouth

12. What should be hidden and used secretly, and then given to others secretly after use? Answer: negative film

13. Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.

14. When will the clock in Times Square ring? Answer: when it is time to repair.

15. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father? Answer: eunuch

16. Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but his wife scolded him the next day. Why? Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.

17. If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the earth?

18. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize? Answer: punch in and drink.

19. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why? Answer: Just push it away.

20. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.

2 1. Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital

22. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three? Answer: Three generations.

23. What melon can't be eaten? Answer: fool

24. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? Answer: When going to the toilet.

Funny brain teaser game condensed articles 1. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

2. Where does the sea not produce fish? Answer: Cihai

There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? The answer is: Little Tiger.

The monkey can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? Answer: I didn't get one.

5. Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they are all dropped. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket? Answer: There is another hole.

6. What is higher than the sky in the world? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

7. What is the most valuable thing lost? A: Satellite.

8. Three gold? Xin? What's the name of Sanshui? Miao? Three people on the phone? Public? So what should the three ghosts be called? Answer: Call for help.

9. What does a fat girl say when she is sick? Answer: Take care of yourself.

10. What's more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth

1 1. Who is Confucius? Answer: the elderly

12. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia

13. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! ? Where is he sitting? Answer: Xiaohua's body

14. What is the longest car in the world except the train? Answer: Traffic jam.

15. Who doesn't use electricity? Answer: Burmese.

16. What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Answer: Your name.

17. Who is the father of your uncle's sister's cousin? Answer: relatives

18. Xiaohua will have an exam tomorrow. He has learned English by heart, but he still failed in the exam the next day. Why? Answer: The next day is not an English exam.

19. Where are the big and small places? Answer: the toilet

20. I can't do light work, but stepping on an egg won't break. Why? Answer: The other foot is on the ground.

2 1. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince.

22. Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use? A: The soldiers will block.

23. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

24. Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the electric fan, but the electric fan doesn't blow him.

25. Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer: No one dares to wake it up.

26. There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, pull out the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

27. What kind of death methods do ordinary death row inmates welcome? Answer: die of old age

28. When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake. Why is light light blue safe and sound? Answer: She flew by.

29. What is the most valuable thing that easily disappears? A: Satellite.

30. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school where he lives is not the school where he goes to school.