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What are the respective advantages and disadvantages of Tsinghua University and Peking University?

1. Girls from Peking University do care about image more than girls from Tsinghua University, so the overall level seems to be higher.

This may be similar to the abundance of beautiful women in Ukraine: there are already many women, and if you don’t care, you will worry about not being able to get married. Then many girls will be more concerned about this aspect, and a healthy competition will gradually form. How do I feel about this? Probably, when I was at Tsinghua University, I could wear any sweatshirt, jeans, etc. and it wouldn't feel inappropriate at all. But if I still wore it like this on the road when I went to Peking University, I would feel very uncomfortable. . Generally, when you go to Peking University, you have to wait a little longer to pick out clothes. Black bottoms and boots are basic winter necessities, and skirts that you don’t usually wear often include blabla. It’s really just a different atmosphere. . .

2. Peking University pays more attention to small interest groups, while Tsinghua University pays more attention to large administrative groups.

This. . These two nouns are somewhat intended to compete with each other. The former's small interest groups refer to clubs, or a group of people who come together because of the same hobbies (such as the crew of a drama star), whether it is school policy (the support provided to clubs is very superior compared to Tsinghua) or surrounding areas The environment (there is a lively snack street in the school, and there is also a bustling food street at Xiaoximen next to the dormitory, which is very convenient for group dinner gatherings of this size, etc.), it is easier to form small groups that gather together for this reason. , I don’t know how high it is compared to the Qing Dynasty. . . There is probably no need to explain the large administrative group mentioned by the latter. Compared with small interest groups, the advantages of large administrative groups in Tsinghua include: it is easier to borrow classrooms (it is much more convenient for classes to borrow classrooms in the department library than for clubs to borrow classrooms in the teaching building, and the conditions are also good). Much better, the former can basically make noise casually, while the latter may be reminded if it is noisy), the counselor will talk about the importance of the class as soon as he comes in, and there is a student festival (a department-wide party, with programs organized by class) , there is a boys’ day and a girl’s day (basically mostly class activities), there is a theme group day (a competition project that at least the lower grades pay more attention to), and there are no dining places within easy walking distance (not suitable for small children). For group activities, there is only a small bridge barbecue, which is more suitable for one or two people. There are no seats.), I just thought about it. The writing of this paragraph is quite chaotic, and I basically wrote it wherever I thought. I haven't done any systematic comparison. In short, it's just a few, so you can just take a look at it. . .

3. Peking University does not ride bicycles, while Tsinghua relies more on bicycles.

Purely caused by geographical issues. The activity areas of Peking University students are relatively concentrated. They are all on the land in the north. The farthest one is One Unit. Including the one unit, it is estimated to be only one kilometer in the north-south direction (? I did not check the map purely for visual inspection). The east-west direction can be crossed by walking. It only takes 10 minutes so no need to ride a bike. In addition, the road is very narrow, the density of people is very high, and the speed bumps do not leave any space for bicycles to pass (hey). You may not be able to ride a bicycle very fast, and there are special driving skills tests. . There are quite a few people who own cars, but not many people actually ride their bikes to and from school, except those from Zhuangyuan (the department hall of Zhuanyuan is outside the campus~).

Tsinghua’s greening and activity areas are completely inseparable. . Not to mention the area, not to mention the distance from north to south and east to west. . One thing to mention, I cycled from the student apartment to Peking University, and most of the time I rode in Tsinghua University. . . But the two schools are indeed related by "turn left for a few hundred meters when you go out." .

4. Those from Peking University’s School of Medicine stay at the headquarters for one year, and those from Tsinghua University stay at the headquarters for two and a half years.

In fact, after writing the second article, I couldn’t think of anything, so I just made up the next two. . . The difference between the other two schools is really not that big. The science and engineering students in the two schools feel similar to each other, and the liberal arts students also feel similar to each other. The difference is only in the proportion of liberal arts students. Even the so-called "What's delicious around Peking University? Tsinghua's canteen" is very stereotypical in my opinion. The Peking University canteen is actually quite delicious and rich. It is also true that the two schools are slandering each other, but this does not affect the relationship between the schools and the relationship between the students of the two schools at all, because the two schools are too matched, and this kind of slander is really a joke.