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The original work of Po is a strange story from a strange studio?

Bao is an important chapter in the collection of short stories in Qing Dynasty, written by Pu Songling.

Original text:

Sun, a famous scholar in western Guangdong. There are branches and fingers; If you are pedantic, you will believe what you do. Or if there is a geisha in the seat, you must look far away, but walk away. Or you know, you will be seduced and forced by prostitutes, and then you will face up and sweat because you are laughing. So he looks like a fool and is called "Sun Chi" because of his ugly words. ?

A big city is a big home, rich in princes and rich in marriage. There is a female Po, absolutely gorgeous. She chooses a horse every day, and it is not appropriate for everyone to compete for bird makeup. He lost his wife as soon as he was born, and everyone who had a chance advised him to go through the media, but he was not confident. If he follows his teachings, he will exist in name only. The media will come out, meet the treasure, ask and let us know. The female opera said, "The canal belongs to China people except its branches and fingers." Tell the students. Sheng Dao: "It's not difficult." When the media came, the student cut off his finger with an axe. It was a great pain, and his blood became better and he died. It will take a few days to get up and show it to the media. Surprised, ran to the woman; Women are also strange, please forget their delusions. As soon as you hear it, you refute it. You say you are not stupid, and you cut it yourself if you don't see it. On second thought, Po may not be as beautiful as Heaven and Man, so why is his position so high? So it's cold to miss it. ?

It will be clear, so it is common for Japanese women to travel, and frivolous teenagers also go hand in hand, defiant. Several people in the same club strongly invited students to go. Or ridicule: "Don't you want to see it?" Life knows that he plays by himself, but when he is teased by women, he also thinks of his own people and looks for them with the public. I saw a woman resting under a tree in the distance, and the ring of evil teenagers was like a wall. The masses said, "This will be a fortune." Rush it, Guo Bao also. After careful examination, Li Juan is incomparable. Pour as little as possible. Women get up and leave. The people's feelings are reversed, the questions are full, and they are crazy; Life is lonely and silent. And the others are comfortable. Looking back at the students who are still stunned, they should stop screaming. The group dragged him and said, "Did the soul go with Po?" Also don't answer. It is not surprising that many people regard it as simple, either pushing or pulling. Go home and go straight to sleep. I can't stand it all day. You are as drunk as a ghost and can't wake up. The family suspected that he had lost his soul, and it was inefficient to recruit him to the wilderness. If you ask me, you should say, "I'm at Po's house." I said it in detail, I was silent, and my family was puzzled. At the beginning, I couldn't bear to part with my daughter when she left. I think I have traveled, and I am getting closer and closer to her. No one. Therefore, from women to women, sitting and lying, night and night are very similar. However, I feel very hungry. I want to go back to China, but I don't know the way. Every time a woman dreams of making friends with someone, she asks his name, "My Sun Chu is also." If you have different opinions, you can't tell anyone. If you lie down for three days, you will die if you rest. The family was frightened and told Weng to be summoned home. Weng smiled and said, "If you don't return the old love, why leave my house?" The family was deeply saddened, and Weng Shiyun agreed. The witch, holding old clothes, recommended the past. The woman was frightened and didn't listen to him. She went straight into the room and left without calling. The witch returned to the door and groaned on the sofa. When I wake up, the smell of the ladies' room is full of things, what color, what name, it's hard to say. Hearing this, the woman was stunned by the benefits and felt the deep feelings. ?

Life is to get out of bed, sit and meditate, and suddenly forget. Every time I wait on Po, I hope I can enter again and again. During the Buddha Bath Festival, I heard that the fragrance of Shuiyue Temple would be fragrant, so I went to the waiting road early and was dazzled. When the day involved noon, the woman began to arrive. She caught a glimpse of life in the car, so she mixed her hands with the curtains and couldn't turn around. Life is favorable, trailing. The woman suddenly ordered Tsing Yi to give her last name. Life reveals itself diligently, and the soul shakes. If the car doesn't leave, it won't be returned When I came back from my illness, I went on a hunger strike and called my name in my dream. Every time I hate myself, I lose my soul. A parrot was raised at home and suddenly died, and the child was stuck in bed. Self-awareness: If you are a parrot, you can reach the ladies' room by flapping your wings. When I thought about it, it was parrot-like, flew away and went straight to the treasure house. The woman jumped up happily, locked her elbow and fed it to pockmarked. Shouted, "Sister, don't lock it! My grandson Chu also! " That girl is terrible. untie her and don't go. Female wish: "Family has become the center of the seal. People and birds are different now. How can the last contact be a good marriage? " Bird cloud: "It is enough to be near the square." Others don't feed, women feed themselves; A woman is sitting on her lap and lying on her bed. If it is three days, the woman is very pitiful. Yin makes people live, and life is stiff. It's been three days, but my heart is not cold. The woman also made a wish: "You can be a man again, and you must swear allegiance to the death." Bird Cloud: "Me!" Women are self-oriented. The bird glanced thoughtfully. After a while, the woman's beam bent, and she untied her shoes under the bed. The parrot jumped down and flew away with her shoes. The woman is anxious to call, the flight is far away. ?

When a woman makes a probe, she will be born. When the family saw the parrot wearing embroidered shoes, they fell to the ground and died. This is different. If you are born, you will take good care of your shoes. When you are comfortable, you should look at your life and ask yourself what to do. "Po swore an oath," said Sheng. . The excuses kept repeating, and I didn't forget Jin Nuo. "If you disobey your life, women will benefit from it, so the maid will vent her feelings to her mother. The truth of the mother's trial is: "this son is not evil in name, but as poor as others." If you choose to get married for a few years, you will smile for the show. "Women follow in their footsteps, but they can't aim at him. Weng Xu followed it and gave birth to a student. Happy, sick. On redundant family. The daughter said, "My husband won't stay in Yue's house for long. Lang is poor, and 91 is cheap. I don't promise or complain. "Life is a kiss and a gift, meet like a lifetime ago. ?

Natural home made up a small mound and increased products. But I am obsessed with books and don't know how to run my family and career. Women live so much that they don't live with other things. After living for three years, the family will have money. Sudden illness quenches thirst and dies. The pain of women crying, tears blurred, can never sleep, can not eat, can not accept. The maid felt it, woke up first aid, and finally didn't eat. Three days of gathering to become pro-Party will lead to death. Smell the groan in the coffin, rest, open it, it has come back to life. He said to himself, "When I met Hades, I lived a simple and honest life and was ordered to be Cao's minister. Suddenly someone said,' Sun Bucao's wife is here.' Wang Ji's Ghost Record said:' If you don't respond, you will die. Bai added, "I won't eat for three days. Aunt Wang said,' I felt your wife's chastity, and my aunt gave me a second life. I was sent back because I let the pawn control the horse. "The body gradually flat. Before entering the tomb, the teenagers played with it, and * * * put forward a secret question 7, quoted a strange place, and said in words, "This couplet is confidential." Believe it, work hard day and night to make it into seven arts, and everyone laughs. When the examiner considers that the familiar questions have disadvantages and abnormal strength, the questions are under the paper, and the seven arts are symbols. Born a champion. Next year, give a scholar and give a poem to Lin. When I hear something different, I ask you to ask. It's a natural pleasure. After summoning Po, I gained a lot. ?

Different stone said: "If you are infatuated with sex, you are determined to win. Therefore, if you are obsessed with books, you will work hard, and if you are obsessed with art, you will be skilled. Those who have fallen into the world and accomplished nothing are all self-proclaimed non-idiots. And if the powder is destroyed, Lv Zhi will be destroyed, and he will be stupid! Therefore, it is really stupid to know that smart people pass by, so why is his grandson stupid? "

Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio, commonly known as Ghost Fox, is a collection of short stories in classical Chinese by Pu Songling, a famous novelist in China in the Qing Dynasty. There are 49 1 short stories in the book (494 in total: Notes on the School Meeting of Strange Stories from a Lonely Studio and Zhu's Notes on Strange Stories from a Lonely Studio). Wide range of subjects, rich content and high artistic achievements. His works have successfully created many artistic models, with vivid characters, bizarre and tortuous story, rigorous and ingenious structural layout, concise writing and delicate description, which can be called the pinnacle of classical Chinese short stories.