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Tell me a joke about fighting the landlord.

Get off the bus

Pretty girl: "Why did you get off again?"

Zhou Xingxing: "It's not because of you! I like hanging out. "

Pretty girl: "I accuse you of sexual harassment. Which unit are you from?" "

Zhou Xingxing: "You mean gold, or Joule, Newton?"

Pretty girl: "Do I know you very well? Always say such nonsense, sorry, I don't catch a cold! "

Zhou Xingxing: "Yes, we don't know each other at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour and sour. "

Pretty girl: "I watched some Chinese Odyssey and learned a few words about Tang Priest. Do you think you are humorous? " ? "

Zhou Xingxing: "Humor is innate. Blame my mother. By the way, my father ... "

Pretty girl: "nerve."

Zhou Xingxing: "Your mother is crazy."

Pretty girl: "Your mother is crazy."

Zhou Xingxing: "Look at you, it's obviously your mother, but you insist that it's my mother. Do you want to ... "

Pretty girl: "Get out ..."