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Tell me a joke about fighting the landlord.
Pretty girl: "Why did you get off again?"
Zhou Xingxing: "It's not because of you! I like hanging out. "
Pretty girl: "I accuse you of sexual harassment. Which unit are you from?" "
Zhou Xingxing: "You mean gold, or Joule, Newton?"
Pretty girl: "Do I know you very well? Always say such nonsense, sorry, I don't catch a cold! "
Zhou Xingxing: "Yes, we don't know each other at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour and sour. "
Pretty girl: "I watched some Chinese Odyssey and learned a few words about Tang Priest. Do you think you are humorous? " ? "
Zhou Xingxing: "Humor is innate. Blame my mother. By the way, my father ... "
Pretty girl: "nerve."
Zhou Xingxing: "Your mother is crazy."
Pretty girl: "Your mother is crazy."
Zhou Xingxing: "Look at you, it's obviously your mother, but you insist that it's my mother. Do you want to ... "
Pretty girl: "Get out ..."
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