I am asking for some conversational jokes, they should be funny. I have seen a lot of jokes, but they are not very funny... I am most annoyed by the ones that cheat points. Thank you all in advance.

Not yet having sex

A young man went to XX University to visit his girlfriend.

The doorman asked him to fill in the guest form.

The young man took it and obediently wrote down his name, gender, address, age...

When he filled in the last "relationship" column, the young man thought for a long time. , has been slow to write.

Finally, the words "has not happened yet" were filled in.

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Americans and Japanese are talking about hot dogs

An American and a Japanese are eating hot dogs.

The Japanese said: "The hot dog making in our country is fully automatic. If a pig goes in here, the hot dog will come out."

The Americans said: "NO.NO .NO. We have eliminated your machines, and we are doing this now."

The Japanese asked unconvincedly: "How to do it?"

The Americans said proudly: " A pig went in here and a hot dog came out there. When the administrator came over and saw that it was not up to standard, he poured the hot dog into the machine and pressed the switch and a pig came out."

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If you can prove that she is not my wife

A car stopped at the border, and customs officers came to check the passports of the people in the car.

He said to the person sitting in the driver's seat: "Sir, there is nothing wrong with your passport, but can you prove that the lady behind is your wife?"

The man turned around and looked at the woman with boredom, and then whispered to the customs officer: "If you can prove that she is not my wife, I am willing to give her to you!"

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