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I want to play World of Warcraft, but I don't have much time. What career is better? How about a priest?

It depends on your personal preference.

Here are the articles I found for you.

A detailed analysis of the advantages and disadvantages of p>wow occupations.

(1) Soldiers

As I once said, soldiers are a bitter profession at first, but they are quite sweet after they get through it. Soldiers in the period of land reclamation are hard to keep up with their equipment, and their understanding of talent is not enough. In the wild, it is basically a mobile honor.

I still remember the forums around the cwow public beta. A group of people recognized that the career that they are least afraid of in the wild is warrior ...

But it is not what it used to be.

At present, the styles of play and coping methods of various professions have already matured, and there have been countless essence stickers on the selection of talents. Even soldiers who have not reached the top level can cause much more lethality than before.

more importantly, weapons and equipment. Needless to say, even in the newly opened area 5, a soldier can still easily buy a whole set of blue and green equipment in ah. In the past, we said that soldiers were weak, mainly because the equipment of soldiers in the period of land reclamation could not keep up with his level. This situation no longer exists.

It's horrible to have soldiers with equipment matching the rank at any time. At level 3, there is a whirlwind, and at level 45, the soldiers of Kang En, the beheader, are taken. Who dares to dismiss it? Well, maybe you don't want to spend a lot of money on transitional equipment. I roughly calculated that if you don't buy purple, just buy the necessary blue, then you only need about 12g for grades 1-6, and plus 4-level nux vomica, the total is about 2 g. It's just the price of a card ... it's a good deal ... Blizzard doesn't support buying and selling cards. En ... forget I said anything ...

You said that you couldn't afford the equipment or that you couldn't find someone to accompany you to make a copy and take care of it? Then I'm sorry, but you may not be suitable for the career of warrior. Because warrior is the occupation that needs team support most in wow, and it is also the occupation that burns the most money.

A good purple-clad soldier can spend at least 1xg or even 2g on repairing his equipment once it is all red.

if your trade union doesn't give you subsidies, and your trade union often makes large copies. Then you need to sell a card every week to fill in your repair fee. Or you need to be online for more than 1 hours a day, spend 6 hours typing money and download large copies for 4 hours.

At the same time, as far as a soldier is concerned, even with good equipment, you can only ensure that you can't be killed easily. If you want to get good grades in pvp and become a good killer, then you must have quite good operation. I have to regret to say that the operational requirements of soldiers are among the best in wow, higher than most thieves, higher than warlocks, and similar to those of a master mage ...

So, to be a good soldier, you must:

1. Have enough time to copy the team or go to the battlefield

2. Have enough operational ability. The operational requirements of soldiers are WOO.

3. You can make a lot of friends or have a lot of money. Either of them is fine, but both are better.

4. You have strong perseverance, endurance and perseverance ... In short, it means the same thing. For the final goal, you can repeat some kind of work for several months, half a year or even longer ... You also need some sense of responsibility ...

5. Your health is good, at least not bad. Otherwise, I really doubt whether you can stay healthy under endless copies and battlefields. Especially the copy, there are two jobs in the copy that must not rest, not for a moment. Main warrior and main therapy. The next large-scale team copy in land reclamation will definitely test the physical quality of a warrior player .......

A hunter can kill a rookie in the wild with a piece of junk equipment, a thief can sneak up on a half-blooded character with a green body, and a mage can come and go at least freely ...

If a warrior is 6 years old and still in rags, he is still in pvp ... I really advise you not to go out alone.

so what can a good soldier get? The answer is: everything you can get in wow.

if you meet the above five conditions. Then I strongly recommend that you experience the career of warrior.

No other profession can be the soul and pillar of a trade union except a soldier. For most trade unions, just look at the equipment and level of their main fighters and you will know the strength of this trade union.

No other profession can affect the fate of a trade union so profoundly. The departure of a main soldier is a heavy blow to any trade union, even fatal to some small and medium-sized trade unions. (That's why I say soldiers should have a sense of responsibility ...)

Apart from soldiers, there is no other profession that can experience the meaning of the word "meat grinder". A good soldier with the best equipment and the support of teammates is the most horrible killing machine on the battlefield, a thief and other professions or a warrior's attack power, but there is absolutely no warrior's bearing like and while one man guards it and ten thousand cannot force it. I don't want to say much about this. If you are interested, you can watch some videos of Grand Marshal soldiers, such as pat, maybie and so on.

summary of soldiers: a good soldier is the most beautiful career and the most responsible career in wow. Being a good soldier requires your hard work, and after becoming a good soldier, you also need your hard maintenance. Do you think it is worth it? _

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There is an eternal truth: facts are better than facts.

To know what the profession of thieves is like, you only need to look at the number of thieves (especially the number of small horns) in wow, and just look at the lively level of the professional discussion area of the forum.

Then let's take a look at the advantages of the most popular profession:

1. Stealth:

All the advantages of thieves come from this professional feature. Stealth, always hidden from the enemy's eyes. In wow, only thieves are depressed, and no one else can be depressed. Even if occasionally depressed thieves, thieves will certainly be able to double the other side depressed back afterwards. I think that's enough, enough thieves to become the most popular occupation of wow.

2. Strong assassination ability:

This is based on the previous point. The thief can sneak, so he can choose the best opportunity to sneak attack. Even if a mage is awesome enough to make the gods cry, being ambushed by a rookie thief when there is only 4 blood is also a dead end. Every thief has countless killing records. Because they kill people too easily. Apart from hunters, there is no other professional killing in the wild that can be as easy as thieves. Even a hunter can only say that it is almost as easy as a thief.

3, extremely strong room for improvement, both in operation and equipment:

Thieves don't look at the operation very much, but also look at the operation very much. If you are only content to kill those poor people who are fighting monsters and are about to get red blood, then you really don't need any operation. If you are eager to remain invincible among 1vs people in a formal duel, then you must hone your operation. Thieves are very demanding, if you want to be a duel master. A thief who doesn't operate well will be very helpless in a duel and can't win most occupations.

and this is also the reason why many real masters are attached to thieves. Thieves have the freshest, most exciting and most satisfying fighting style in the whole profession. You may be killed by a mage's continuous critical strike in less than a few seconds, which is exciting. You may suddenly burst into character and hit a series of fatal blows, instantly turning a soldier full of blood into bright red. This is refreshing. You may also meet an opponent who has no hands and feet to rub. With your reasonable skills, you killed him with blood. He was controlled by you from beginning to end and didn't hit you at all. This is called satisfaction.

more often, you need to improvise and use your skills reasonably. All professions need operation and awareness to become a master, but one of the advantages of thieves is that you can really become the strongest or one of the strongest through hard work. Because this profession has this potential.

so what's wrong with thieves?

well, it may be that thieves are the most unpopular profession in the whole wow. Many people never kill low-level players, but once they meet thieves, they will be wiped out. A friend of mine told me that she felt sick when she saw thieves, but she didn't make bread for thieves ..... Well, I also had some personal experience. Before playing thief trumpet, I have never been continuously guarded by a player of level 6 ... Before playing thief trumpet, I have never been chased across a map by a group of people ... < P > What's more, playing thief is easy to make you psychopathic ... You can understand this if you have the heart to look at the thief's professional discussion forum. Occasionally, some posts about the rationality of corpse guarding and sneak attack can definitely make you feel depressed and vomit blood. At the same time, I feel why there are so many shameless and self-righteous guys in this world ...

Yes ... There are the most self-righteous guys in the thief zone ... and there are also the most people who talk very much in the thief zone ...

In short, this is not the most unpleasant and popular profession.

January 1th supplement:

I suddenly remembered some of my friends who are thieves, and felt it necessary to add a few words here.

when my junior D was in Grade 31, I started to practice tailoring, and I was suffering from a lack of materials (I didn't know anything at that time, and I was slow to beat thieves ...), so I asked my brothers in the meeting to borrow it. As a result, two people immediately sent me all the cloth ...

Later, I was 6 years younger. After another thief learned that I was a tailor in the club, he sent me paper cloth and devil cloth every day to improve my skills. I've trained to 3, and I've been sending it to me, asking me to make a bag for other people in the meeting. I was very moved at that time, so from now on, even if I made bags for people I didn't know, I would never have to pay for the sewing thread and the hard nail skin (I was still peeling).

I think of the later Hunter. I was once guarded by several people in Aisara, and I was bored, so I told a thief friend M to relieve boredom. I didn't expect him to come from crater (mining there) at once to help me kill people ...

In retrospect, most of the best rp people I know when I play wow are thieves ...

This is really a thief.

If you think about it carefully, we are all the same people, but thieves have more ability to depress others, which makes it easier for people to depress others. That's all ... If the mage can be invisible again one day, it is estimated that the mage area will soon become smoky ...

Because the content mentioned above may be too dark for thieves, I would like to make a supplement here.

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I always thought that mage was the most comprehensive profession in wow.

now, my mind has changed.

You can't beat others in a fight. No matter how excellent the copy is, it's useless to rub bread successfully ~ ~

Those who have practiced trumpet recently must have realized that there are few wizards ... any low-level copy in the group is short of wizards.

it seems that everyone doesn't like to make a mobile toaster.

Think about it. Who did the mage hit? After much deliberation, only soldiers and thieves can be sure. Even the hunters who were beaten by the mage turned over ..... As for the warlock, there used to be people yelling in the mage area, and the 6-level mage couldn't compete with the warlock as a dog ... < P > I have been a warlock, and I have experienced the ease when facing the mage. I know this is not because of my good operation. Although I am really good at it, there is no reason why all the wizards I meet are novices. There is only one explanation. I have too great a professional advantage over them. When you can often kill another occupation at the same level with blood, you must realize that this is not a problem of your own level.

poor mage ...

besides the weakness of pvp, the mage still has a great pain, which is endless water and bread.

A mage dares to sit down and have a rest everywhere, except Ironforge and Aogrima, because once you appear in the main city, you will never have a rest.

"Hello, can you help me make some sets of water?" -normal type

"6 groups of 7-grade water, hurry up." ----------------directly, if you want to be blacklisted,

"gg, can you help me make 2 groups of floods? Raid uses ~ thank you o "-gentle and considerate type

No wonder a friend of mine shouted" excited "after seeing the change of 1.9: the most important skill of the mage has been greatly enhanced! ! From then on, we will never move fresh water generator again! ! We have become a super mobile fresh water generator! ! !

hehe, the above half is a joke.

In fact, a really good mage is still quite powerful. In the battle of wow, three factors play a decisive role, control, explosiveness and endurance. Among them, in the field encounter and sneak attack, explosive force plays a decisive role.

There is no doubt that a mage has the greatest instantaneous explosive power in his profession. The warlock may be able to do more single damage than the mage, but he can't do it in one go as quickly as the mage, and he doesn't have the ability to chase and escape. No matter how weak the duel is now, a well-equipped and well-operated mage is still one of the best in the wild and on the battlefield.

In fact, I sincerely respect any master mage. Because they are the most difficult and the most genuine.

they are as weak as thieves, but they can't disappear into the shadows like them. Their attack power is not much higher than that of priests, but they have no self-healing ability of priests. Their sustained attack power is not as good as that of the good warlock, let alone compete with the good warlock for blood ...... < P > I've also played mage, but I'm not good at it. Because I didn't react so quickly, I could only be calm. The pk of the mage needs your quick response and instant operation. I can't do it. I'd rather sigh.

I have played in all professions except 74, and I feel that the most demanding operation is the mage (I mean, the operation you need when you want to be a top master. This is also related to hehe personal reaction is not fast enough. Because the mage's professional advantage in pvp is really too little .......

For the mage, I just want to say that it is really difficult for ordinary people to play the master's realm, and they can only become copy machines and bread factories.

But once you become a master mage, you will certainly win the highest respect in wow. That's the most genuine player.

A person who can't become a master mage floats by ... Hehe

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I never deny that warlocks are very strong now. But if the warlock's