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I read a joke. It seems that when talking about blind date, the woman asked the man if he had a room. The man's answer is, no, there is a castle.
British guys participate in the program "If You Are the One". A woman asked first: Is it an only child? A: No, I have a brother who just got married. (Several lights go out) Another woman asks: Is there a room? A: There is a house, but it is an old house from the last century. (Several lights go out) Another woman asks: Where will you live after you get married? A: I live with my grandmother, father, stepmother, brother and sister-in-law. (Several lights go out) Another woman asks: What do you do? A: I am a soldier. (Several lights go out) Another woman asks: Where is your father? My father has no job. (There is only one lamp left) The last girl asked: Is there a BMW Mercedes-Benz getting married? A: No ... My grandmother definitely doesn't agree. Usually use a carriage. The girl scoffed and replied, I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh in a carriage! (All lights go out) The handsome British guy was ashamed and left the scene with tears in his eyes. The next day, the headline in The Times of England was: "My royal family member Prince Harry was eliminated in the first round of TV wedding in China".
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