Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Put the elephant in the refrigerator.

Put the elephant in the refrigerator.

1\ How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator? (three steps)

2\ How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator? (four steps)

3\ The zoo held a general meeting of all animals, which animals didn't attend? (Elephants and giraffes, locked in the refrigerator)

4\ A man fell into a crocodile pond. Why didn't he get eaten by crocodiles? (Crocodile went to a meeting)

5\ What is the topic of this meeting? (How can I not be put in the refrigerator by humans)

A man came. Why did all the animals run away? There is a refrigerator on his back.