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Funny words of depression attack

1. If you want to be a fish, you won't get dirty if you don't take a bath. Every seven seconds, you will have a new world, so fat that you stand out from the crowd, and you will be cute. Lazy, lazy, you won't feel sad.

I have never been that kind, but I am not bad to anyone.

Do you like April? April is the best month I can think of for you. Spring has just recovered, the sun is still warm, with a breeze and flowers, just like your feeling, light and gentle, but extraordinarily bright.

4. I am a little extreme. As long as I find that you are not as enthusiastic about me as before, I will immediately bury this relationship with my deep affection for you. I'm arrogant and I won't pester you.

I hope that no matter who you are with and where you are in the future, you will be really happy, really happy, really happy, not what others look like, happy in others' eyes and happy in others' eyes.

6. Lying and silence can be said to be two major evils that are spreading day by day in human society. In fact, we often lie and always keep silent.

7. Please cherish those who respond to everything you do.

8. Everyone is working hard, not just you who are full of grievances.

9. How much have you experienced from beginning to end? Only you know the way when you come.

10, the so-called growth is to finally understand the difference between "sensible" and "sensible"; Knowing how to be yourself is more important than being sensible.

1 1. In fact, when I feel wronged, I want to cry, afraid of cockroaches, spiders, darkness and ghosts. I also want to be sentimental, but I clearly know that I have no support, so I am not qualified to be weak.

12, funny waste during the day and depressed monster at night.

13. When you wet your pillow, you can dream of the sea at night.

I may be late, but I will never be absent.

15, no cold war, no willfulness, more communication. Like and love in a comfortable way. Know the promise. Know how to share. Make progress together. May you become such a person. May you meet such a person.

Women are monsters if they don't cry. Crying all the time is a waste.

1, received a few minutes ago.

2. When you try very hard to keep someone's feelings, you suddenly become humble, which is disgusting.

3, moths to the fire, is a kind of depravity; Waving goodbye is a relief.

Father doesn't have much money, and he doesn't have dazzling brilliance. He has only one heart that loves me.

5. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what is unacceptable.

6. I still love you, but I missed the insistence of being with you.

What I showed that night was lonely love.

8. Accompanying means that I will be by your side whether you need it or not.

9. There is always someone in the world who is deeply imprinted in your heart.

10, if a person is willing to make you sad, he won't care whether you cry or not.

1 1, I love you, even though I know you don't love me, that can't stop me from loving your heart.

12, why do you ask me how are you? Can I say that I am not good at all? After that, can you make me better? No, forget it. I'm fine.

13, remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.

14, women are monsters if they don't cry. Crying all the time is a waste.

15, call a friend to his face and a dog behind his back.

16, you are so far away from me, separated by several cities.

17, give me a brick and I can shoot you to death.

18, after breaking up, it's not that your friends can't be happy and free, and the broken heart can't feel it.

19, at the beginning, we knew that there would always be an end.

20, this time, decided to let go, this time we finally understand.

2 1, what I'm afraid of is not that I love you and you don't love me, but that I love you and you love me, and then you don't love me and I still love you.

22. When you make a mistake, it's the enemy who others come to scold you, and the friend who others leave to scold you.

23. The best love is that after that person comes, he will never leave.

24. Thanks to those who despise me, I learned to hold my head high.

In the season of separation, when leaves fall and fall in love, flowers bloom.

It is not easy to be endowed with the same abilities as you.

27. Falling in love is like taking a bus. If you miss this bus, there will be the next one. If you are unlucky, you just missed the last bus. (Skip it)

28. Not saying anything doesn't mean I don't know anything. There is a kind of tolerance called silence.

29. Don't cry without me. I'm afraid no one will wipe your tears.

If you want to see me, I will leave everything behind to find you.

3 1, women will not be cruel to themselves, but men will be cruel to women.

32. What can move me is never rhetoric, but just the right gentleness and sincerity.

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like holding a cactus and stabbing yourself all over.

34. I think that cherishing this word is sometimes not waiting, but fighting for it.

35. Time can take away life, but it can't take away commitment and friendship. # Time is not old, we won't leave #

I fell in love with you at this age, not because you have a house and a car, but because it was sunny that day and you were wearing my favorite white shirt.

Don't tell me you're sorry, hypocrite. You are the best apology.

You know I can't help approaching you, but I'm not far away.

People who can't cry are monsters, and those who can only cry are rubbish.

Your hot and cold makes me feel at a loss.

Only I know how hard it is to love someone. Losing all your youth turned out to be a mistake. I don't want to play dumb, but I have to admit defeat. Who else can keep the missing lover? I can only pretend to be deaf and dumb, pretending that I am very happy, and I can't keep tears in my heart.

Third, there is no need to apologize for love, and the person who loves you is guilty.

Fourth, people say I am ugly, but I am handsome and low-key.

5. You should be happy. Among so many people, I really like you.

What's the big deal about smiling? Tomorrow will be better.

I'm not really used to refusing, but I'm afraid that once I hold hands and return to someone, I can't stand the loneliness and sadness. If I don't, I'm not afraid to lose.

Eight, not every wish can be realized immediately, so be sure to cheer up.

Nine, people who can't cry are monsters, and those who can only cry are waste.

Ten, no tattoo, no lover, no expectation, and occasionally blowing it will make you cry and drink.

When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

What about the girl who accompanied you to the roadside stall? You must have lost her.

Thirteen, the light of the lighter is not bright, and the land where the sea can walk has never met the past.

14. Meeting is wrong, knowing is wrong, being together is wrong, being seduced by you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, and falling in love with you is wrong.

I will try to pretend that I don't care about everything about you.

Sixteen, why harm can be done so far, but comfort must be around.

Seventeen, want to go, want to stay. You should not force it.

Eighteen, many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by, and forgetting is the best commemoration for each other.

Nineteen, without you, I will try to make myself better.

Twenty, your world has nothing to do with me, my world is only worth seeing.

Twenty-one, time has changed the way you and I look, but it has left a shadow when you love me.

Twenty-two, the paper is full of your name, and there is no room for a second person in my heart.

Twenty-three, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

It doesn't matter. I'm getting better bit by bit. I'm trying because you're not doing it for yourself.

25. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feeling.

Twenty-six, I also learned to talk less and stop disturbing.

My sister should give alms to those who have paid for you. ...

Twenty-eight, hand in hand for a lifetime, just want to simply go to the end of life with you.

If love is too crowded, then we have to leave.

Thirty years old, it seems that I just met you, and I like you for so long.

It's naive to say that you like someone just because of their appearance.

Give me an invitation when you get married. Happy, sad, angry and gentle. I've seen your appearance, and I just want to see what you don't belong to me in the end.

Face the future with a smile, and you will find that the world is beautiful.

Thirty-four, eyes say no, mouth is stubborn.

35. I was full of pride and possession when I mentioned you before, but it was a pity and grievance when I remembered it later.

Thirty-six, it will always be dark, people will always leave, and no one can accompany anyone forever.

Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

We are all used to making promises all our lives, but we never think about the result.

I am a loser. Tell me about it.

Sometimes I wonder how there are such bad people in the world. There are many bad people who deserve to die. Sometimes I think it's good to see good people. Even a bystander will feel happy to see them warm others. Will convince others and be reasonable. But I can't convince myself, I can't convince myself. I feel bored, but I don't want to die yet. I am a loser. That's right.

I am a loser. Tell me about it.

First, when the person you like is too good, you will feel like a loser.

Second, I don't want to! Maybe I really need to accept that I am a loser and can't do anything.

Third, all the efforts in the first half of the year went up in smoke. I don't know what else I can do. Feeling that you can't do anything well is almost a waste. I won't let others talk about myself. They're right. I'm just a loser.

Fourth, the uncle who came to the hospital to take out stitches said that the injury made him very uncomfortable. To make matters worse, it came from the complaints of his wife and children, which made him feel like a loser. He asked me if it was true. I stopped to see his eyes dim, so I comforted him and continued to live hard after the pain. You are already great. My uncle just sighed and stopped talking.

The manager said: Xiao Ming, you still love studying. I knew it! I took a swig of beer that I didn't dare to lift, and felt sorry for being a loser!

6. I was really scared before going to bed. When I think back to one day, I feel more and more like a loser. I can't wait to kill myself on the spot and then paralyze myself by playing with my mobile phone. When the phone is dead, I feel as if I have been abandoned by the world. Feeling uncomfortable and scared, I went to bed crying, and then circulated the next day.

Seven, don't work hard, you really don't know that you are a waste. This is wrong. It should be said that you will never know how good others are without hard work.

Eight, feel like a waste. I don't know anything.

Nine, the more you watch and learn, the more you feel like a waste. I don't like taking notes and my handwriting is ugly. When can I graduate? I don't want to study. I'm going to the construction site to move bricks.

Ten, flaunt self-righteous values all day, and I am a waste but I don't know it. What if you try? The result is the most important thing.

Eleven, then why don't I want to see the circle of friends? I feel very wasteful after reading it.

12. Is there a development that can change your sex at birth? I guess before I changed, I was a person who liked knives, guns and sticks. I don't have any female magnetic field. I'll go back to the iron tomorrow and come back to waste it.

Thirteen, taking pictures outside for the first time, I was so nervous that I didn't sleep well all night. At that time, the postgraduate entrance examination had just failed. I thought I was a garbage, a waste, and I couldn't do anything well. That morning, it was quite cold in Beijing in March. Have breakfast in the hotel in the morning and cry while eating. Later, I seemed to cry while eating, but I knew everything would pass. This is the only truth I have believed in this world for 23 years.

Fourteen, I was in a state of mental explosion all night. I forgot how to play all the songs and played them wrong at random. Well, it's a good thing the teacher didn't train, and it felt like a waste.

Fifteen, not so good. I stay up all night, I feel bad, I have a bad personality, I don't know how to repent, I can't communicate with people, and I feel like a waste.

16. I'm really uncomfortable. When this happened, I began to doubt myself, doubt myself, doubt myself. I feel that my friends at home and abroad are so powerful and happy in life and work. I feel like a loser, or I will die.

Seventeen, insomnia, insomnia, I feel that I am a waste who can't sleep well. Too many things suddenly struck, which caught me off guard. Life is like this, insomnia all the year round.

Always be full of hope for life, face difficulties and hardships with a smile, strive to face every challenge and never miss every opportunity. You may not succeed, but at least you have gained the fact that you are a loser.

Nineteen, the air conditioner opened 28 sleep modes, covered with a thin air conditioner quilt, tonsils hurt and gums swollen. It is too hot to turn on the air conditioner, and it is too cold to turn on the air conditioner. Do I have to turn on the air conditioner to cover the thick quilt? I feel like a loser. When I was a child, I felt that I could do anything, and when I grew up, I admitted that I was a waste.

Twenty, I don't know what I'm decomposing. Maybe I feel like a loser ... lamenting that I'm so useless. Life is a mess.

2 1. I have always felt that I am a waste who can't do anything well since I was a child. In Buji, after I left.

I was deeply impressed to find myself cruel to my mother. She is the only person who can do it when I grow up, so that I can feel the pain in my heart no matter what age, and make you feel like a garbage and a waste. When I was a child, I hated it and even wanted to end my life. Not now, but I really admire it. I think it's just a language gift. The ability to convince you and make you despair of life in an instant is very powerful.

Twenty-three, with real bosses, you will find yourself a complete waste, even afraid to say dirty words.

When you feel that you are a waste, there is a voice behind you shouting that you are a waste.

Twenty-five, God bless the smooth passage, I don't want to use the same result five times to prove that I am a waste!

Twenty-six, staying at home for a long time is very scared, very self-blaming, feeling like a waste, eager to find a job to go to work.

Twenty-seven, I lost a lot of things in the past six months, lost confidence, lost friends, lost trust, lost learning, and now I feel like a waste.

28. I'm starting to feel like a loser again. I can't do anything well, but there are some small voices shouting yes. Don't worry. This sound seems to be negligible now.

Twenty-nine, I feel like a waste and nothing.

Thirty, every time I get angry, I really feel like a loser. If feelings are not born for each other, they will be purer only after food and clothing. . .

Thirty-one, negative energy burst. Sometimes I feel like a failure, and sometimes people around me don't know themselves at all.

32. I seldom get angry because others say I have shortcomings. These shortcomings are either that I know it doesn't matter whether to correct them or that I will seriously think about them when I know it is necessary to correct them in the future, but these will not be the reasons for my anger. If you think I cry because I think I'm a loser, then you really don't know me.

33. I always boast that I have a clear goal for the future, but now everything is blurred, and I don't know what I want, for feelings, for life and for study. In the end, he is just a loser.

34. I didn't go to the film festival right in front of my eyes and felt like a loser.

35. I've been under too much psychological pressure recently. I called my dad. I couldn't help crying after a few words. While crying, I said that I worked so hard to make money. Why am I still so poor? I feel like a loser? My dad smiled on the other end of the phone. I may have picked it up.

36. Women must be strong! To be a Dont Ask For Help, don't rely on others. You can solve everything by yourself and make your own decisions. If you can't solve it, then find another way. If you really can't do it, you can pay someone else, right? ! One more thing, you have to be confident in your words and deeds, and you have enough confidence to convince people! Finally, turn a man into a waste, at least in front of a woman, and make him feel like a waste ~

Thirty-seven, I am extremely lazy, delay the late stage of cancer, and don't like reading. I have no connotation, and I know nothing. I don't know what is supporting my decadent life today, and I feel like a waste. But since I have been doing flat support for five days (yes, it is very powerful for me to persist for five days), I can probably be a persistent person. Then work harder, expand other things and stick to it.

Thirty-eight, I just feel like a failure after doing my resume. After that, I can't be a stone. Ah.

Thirty-nine, no, it should be said that I want to have a common language with you, at least when I am nervous enough to cover it up. I dreamed of you last night and told me that you had someone you liked better. I said, great, I finally have a reason not to like you. I woke up feeling very lost. Until now, I still feel like a waste treading on thin ice, nervously maintaining a plot that can't have a happy ending and enjoying myself.

Forty, I feel like a loser. It's really hard to do nothing well, nothing, nothing, nothing. I want to do everything well, but it always backfires!

Forty-one, seeing that my former classmates were admitted to a better school, I was guaranteed a postgraduate degree. What happened to me? I really don't like myself now. I am a waste without motivation.