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My mother stopped me: "You can't go that way." I don't believe it.
"That's how I came. What else do you not believe? "
"If you can go that way, why can't I?"
"I don't want you to take a detour."
"But I like it, and I'm not afraid."
Mother looked at me affectionately for a long time, then sighed, "well, you stubborn child, that road is difficult to walk." Be careful all the way. "
On the road, I found that my mother didn't lie to me. It's really a detour I fell against the wall and sometimes my head was broken, but I kept walking and finally came.
When I sat down to catch my breath, I saw a friend, naturally very young, standing at the intersection of my age. I couldn't help shouting, "You can't go that way." She doesn't believe it.
"My mother came from that road, and so did I."
"Since you all came from that road, why can't I?"
"I don't want you to take the same detour."
"But I like it."
I looked at her, looked at myself, and then smiled: "Be careful all the way."
I am very grateful to her. She made me realize that I am no longer young, and I have begun to play the role of an "experienced person". At the same time, I suffered from the "roadblock addiction" that "experienced people" often suffer from.
On the road of life, there is one road that everyone must take, and that is the detour when he is young. How can you grow up without tripping, hitting the wall or breaking your head?
-Zhang Ailing's "The detour that must be taken"
In the bathroom, an old man was helped to sit down by his middle-aged son. The son whispered, "Dad, I'll take it off first and help you later." The old man nodded obediently and sat quietly. At this time, someone nearby said, "The old man has many clothes, so he is slow. Hurry and help him first. " The son said seriously: "Let the old man wait for me, won't it freeze the old man?" At this time, the bathroom is surprisingly quiet.
In the winter evening, when the husband came home from work, his wife was waiting and said, "The foot washing water is ready." The husband's feet were immersed in water, and the temperature was moderate, causing the water to overflow. It turned out that my wife poured water, adding it from time to time and keeping it warm until her husband came back. In a flash, the husband felt that spring was coming.
Grandma suffers from Alzheimer's disease and can't take care of herself. In the end, she didn't know anyone. Grandson advised grandpa to find a nanny, but grandpa said, "I don't trust others to take care of me." Moreover, young couples always come with them. " "But grandma doesn't know you anymore!" Grandpa was silent for a long time and said, "But I know her!"
-Zheng Zhiyong's Love in My Heart
Pencils are about to be boxed and shipped away. The maker is very upset. He took it aside and said to it, "Before I came into this world, I have five words to tell you. If you can remember these words, you can become a good pencil.
1. You can do a lot of great things in the future, but you should allow yourself to be held by one hand on the premise that you can't be blindly free.
You may feel knife-like pain, but these pains are necessary and will make you a better pencil.
Don't be too stubborn, admit any mistakes you have made and have the courage to correct them.
No matter what kind of coat you wear, you should know that your most important part is always in it.
No matter where you go, you must leave indelible marks, and no matter what state you are in, you must write it down. Remember, life will not be meaningless forever! "
-Li Honghua (ed.) Principles of Pencil
These are from readers. You'd better buy it yourself. There are many good articles. The following is from Yilin. They are all full. They should be found on Baidu.
Nine-year-old bride, I want to love, just like a flower in spring. Don't be afraid, son. God sent me to love you, happiness first, and the rest second. ...
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