The girl is angry. What jokes can make her laugh?

The dentist said to the patient, "Don't be afraid. Come and have a drink to calm down. " When the patient finished drinking, after a while, the doctor asked, "How do you feel now?" The patient said with red eyes, "Who dares to pull out my tooth?"

Step 2 complain

The police officer who executed the death penalty walked into the cell, shaking his raincoat. While announcing the order to the prisoner, the prisoner said in surprise, "Go to the execution ground in such a heavy rain ..." The police officer said, "What do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain! "

3. Compensation for consulting fees

The dentist pulled out a tooth for a child at 50 yuan's expense. The child's mother was surprised and asked, "Doctor, didn't you say ten yuan?" The doctor said, "Yes, madam, but your child's shouts scared away four of my patients."

4. Don't blame yourself

Barber: "Oh, your hair is really ugly!" " ! I'll give you a reason! "

Customer: "Really? You really have a good eye, you can see good or bad at a glance! "

Barber: "I specialize in this line of work, of course I can see it." Come on, come on. "

Customer: "No, thanks. Didn't you see you cut my hair last time? "

5. Day and night

Policeman: "You have a lot of nerve. How dare you rob someone else's car in broad daylight! " "

Thief: "Sir, I always work day and night."

If it is not enough, it can be supplemented. I hope it can be adopted. Thank you!