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Drink, be humorous, be interesting, and talk about it.

1: A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If we don't drink now, we will be very sad in the future.

2: Half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't leave after half a catty.

3: Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

4: Wine meets a thousand cups of friends. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

5: The road is rough, who will drink if you don't drink?

6: Wave your hand and enjoy a good life from now on.

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7: Dried wine grows in the pot.

8: No drinking, no future.

9: wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

10: guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

1 1: the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

12: Men can't make good friends without drinking.

13: If others don't know, unless you drink.

14: Qianshan is always in love. Can you drink less?

15: Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red, stomach bad, feet soft and memory greatly reduced.

16: A thousand cups of intimate friends will not pour, and there will be few words and few drinks.

17: Nobody accepts when you are drunk. Hold the wall.

18: When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

19: People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed!

20: As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.