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Say hello to friends from the winter solstice.
1, winter solstice, blessing, good luck, trouble, happiness, sadness, happiness, sadness, beauty, fatigue, winter solstice, may all the best come, don't run fast, winter solstice is happy. 2. When the solstice of winter comes and the temperature drops, my blessing will not be closed. I am worried about text messages, and I am surrounded by greetings. Remember to add clothes when it is cold, and don't taste cold food. May your body be healthy forever, and happy laughter spread everywhere! 3. Thin skin is faint cold in winter, and heavy sincerity is big in winter. I hope jiaozi in winter solstice can be cooked in our friendship, and I hope my friends will be happy and healthy in winter solstice. Eat jiaozi on the solstice in winter, and your ears are afraid of freezing. A bowl of family jiaozi, the whole family is really lively. A bowl of love jiaozi is too sweet to escape. A bowl of friendship between two brothers is better in jiaozi. Can you have a full stomach? The warmth has been delivered! Happy winter to the sun! 5, winter cooling often comes, protect from head to toe, don't worry about your work, work hard at the end of the year! Dear friend, I wish you a happy winter on the solstice, happiness and health! The solstice of winter is coming, and the weather is very cold. I take care as the stove, health as the pot, true feelings as the fire, good luck as the skin, warmth as the stuffing, blessing as the water, and make a "happy" jiaozi soup for you. I wish you a happy winter solstice and a warm and happy family! 7. The solstice of winter comes quietly, troubles gradually disappear, all troubles run away, the pressure is getting smaller and smaller, happiness hugs tightly, happiness is sought again and again, health is around, wealth is rolling in, career is better, life is better, and winter solstice is happy! 8. On the solstice of winter, snowflakes weave beauty into fairy tales to tell you; On the solstice of winter, warm greetings are woven and sent to you sincerely; On the solstice of winter, happiness is coming. I hope you can end my loneliness and love you. 9. In the cold winter, friendship is warm wine. When you know that you have met, a thousand cups are not drunk. Put the wine in the breeze to arouse the tacit tenderness in your heart. 10, enjoying the snow by the door. When the solstice of winter comes, snowflakes are like goose feathers. A cup of hot tea warms the heart and lungs and is poetic. Add Chinese medicine and soak your feet in wooden barrels. Half a volume of ancient books is full of music. The wind blows the branches and shakes the plum shadow, and a wisp of fragrance is full of arms. Happy winter to the sun! 1 1, Tuan Tuan and Yuan Yuan's family had a good time eating jiaozi, eating happily and warming their stomachs. The winter solstice solar term is a good omen, which is auspicious and beautiful. I wish you good health and a safe life. 12, every snowflake is a beautiful jigsaw puzzle, you can see every happiness, you can feel every happiness, and the most perfect thing is your health, dear, how are you doing on the winter solstice? 13, winter solstice, the longest night, may your life be beautiful; The solstice of winter has come, send care, may you be healthy; Winter solstice, send love and wish you a warm, comfortable and good luck winter. 14, wind is a journey, snow is a journey, cold and deep; Warmer, warmer and healthier; A coat, a coat, a happy year; Dear friends, it's winter, so be sure to put on more clothes! The solstice of winter comes as scheduled, and greetings come unexpectedly. I wish you the best mood, the best luck, the highest position and the highest happiness. This heart is sincere and blessing is the best. 16, the solstice of winter is coming. May the warm sun take care of you, happy soup, soothing porridge and sincere wine be gathered for you; Xue Rui flutters to the winter solstice, greeting the stove to roast you, the city in memory, the castle in memory, and the country in memory to open the door for you to sit down. I miss you on the solstice of winter, and I hope you get better every day. 17, today's winter solstice, fill a car with happiness and clear the way safely, abandon all troubles and let happiness embrace you, save all warmth to drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life and let happiness smile at you forever! 18, winter solstice, nine days, it's cold, it's getting warmer, it's getting shorter, and it's going to be postponed eventually. It's healthy to eat jiaozi and acacia from winter solstice. Blessing: Happy holidays and endless happiness! Say hello to friends from the winter solstice. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door. 2, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing. It's cold, and there are fewer and fewer people playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. It burns and heats up at any time, and warms my heart ... 4. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love. 5, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense. 6. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold. 7. It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up. 8. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night. 9. The weather is very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed." 10, it's cold, besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms. 1 1, I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking. 12, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious. 13, don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money. 14, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead. 15, it was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.
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