20 Best Jokes in History

1. There are two selves in the world. 1 is intermittent struggle for strength, 1 is continuous degeneration and indulgence!

2. These days, the chances of finding true love are almost the same as those of being struck by lightning!

3. After marriage, you must take off your clothes and beat your husband, because wearing clothes is called domestic violence, and taking off your clothes is called emotional appeal!

4. Find someone to pay back the money. It's like a crush. I'm always embarrassed to say it! When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends!

You should eat enough and go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly!

6. What is maturity? Your mother didn't rush you, so you put on long pants! What is youth? Your mother urges you, but you still don't wear long pants!

7. Life is a vigorous love. It's like talking about a trip without money!

8. Experts say you can't play with your mobile phone when you walk. I'm so scared that I'm playing with my mobile phone now!

9. Women in the new era. Get to the hall, climb over the fence, and fight around.

Third, I beat the hooligan, but I couldn't get out of the kitchen! 10. Girls who love to laugh. Not too bad luck. Girls who love to take selfies, the mobile phone will not be too bad! 1 1. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside!

12. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up! this

Idiot came: that's not makeup. Great changes!

13. The goddess just looks like a P female diaosi just looks like a chop!

14. As a simple child like me, I never analyze the history problems of intrigue, and I won't do such a scheming math problem!

15. It is problematic to gain weight. Don't always go at your face!

16. Mind: thinking too much is narrow-minded; If you think less, you are lacking in mind; I have been thinking about it, but I am stubborn; Unwilling is heartless!

17. I am very happy to finally end my one-year single life and usher in a new one!

What is a page? I don't know exactly. I only know that if you don't work hard in the Year of the Pig, nothing can compare with it!

19. Being a child is better than academic performance. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

20. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!