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2. Either endure or be cruel?
I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, will it hurt you?
4. If the heart doesn't move, it won't hurt?
5. I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract women is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her?
6, you will cry, does not represent true compassion; Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine. ?
7. Conditions of an ideal husband, 1. Take it out, two. Bring it back. ?
8, low-key! It's the best b show! ! ! ?
9. The person who once loved you must have had a relationship with you in a previous life. Don't verbally abuse them. If he really failed you in this life, it's because you failed him in a previous life, so you don't have to care.
10, if a person is willing to make you sad, he won't care whether you cry or not. So quickly put away your humble tears. Wash your face, brush your teeth and do what you have to do. ...
1 1, the existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion?
12, how much I want to grow old with you if I'm not careful?
13, if the direction is wrong, stop and go forward 1?
14, you have been here for some time. I miss it all my life?
15, a man should always thank the woman who was with him in his twenties. Because men in their twenties are at the bottom of their lives, they have no money and no career; Women in their twenties are at their best ...?
16, how tired is it from simplicity to indifference? ?
17, holding hands in the street for one day is * *, holding hands in the street for one year is love, holding hands in the street for five years is affection, and holding hands in the street for ten years is affection. If we can still walk hand in hand in the street after 30 years, is it love?
18, when I think of it, Qianshan is full of water. Think about it, and things will change?
19, loneliness means that there is no one in your heart! Loneliness is that someone in your heart is not around?
20. go away With my last kindness?
2 1. In winter, you gave me a summer dream, but you woke me up in spring. I feel colder than winter because I didn't get used to it at once, but I don't blame you ... only blame me for taking my dream as a reality ...?
22. A person is lonely before love. After he loved, he was lonely ...?
23. Most sensitive people are unhappy. . . ?
24. Get married or break up?
I am convinced that someone will come into this world because of my torture?
26, after all, to learn to be smart, you have to get hurt yourself/?
27. The bravest thing in the world is listening to your love with a smile ...?
28. Our relationship is irrelevant.
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