A tired joke

1, you are very creative. Ugliness is not your intention. Don't lose your spleen in heaven. You should dare to live and set off the beauty of the world.

2. Someone bought a license plate number: 0 0 5 4 4 (let me try) Daxi. He was driving in the city when he was hit. He was furious, but when he got off the bus and looked at it carefully, he felt speechless. The car number opposite is 4 4 9 4 4.

3. The old father bathed the 3-year-old girl. Just put the girl into the basin, the girl shouted: Mom and Dad, come and see, Mom and Dad are hitting on girls.

4, miss you, every night for you, I will accumulate a meteor, and finally gather into this meteor shower * * * *, sample, I don't believe it!

American soldiers dreamed that Saddam stood beside him with his mouth wide open. The soldiers asked, "What do you want?" Saddam showed his white teeth and said, "Our goal is not to have cavities."

6. Xiaoming saw the sea and shouted, "The sea! Mom! " As soon as the voice fell, a huge wave hit his face. He was furious and scolded, "Shit! It's a T M D stepmother! "

7. Couples hug and kiss in the shade of the hospital. The doctor looked at it and said to the man, "You are a disgrace. Artificial respiration should be flat on the ground. Let me do it. "

8. Fate is the continuation of feelings in the last life; Fate is an eternal oath in this life; Fate is what you and I once said. Ape poop is monkey poop!

9. Dr. He's proposal to Miss Bao was rejected. Why did the doctor ask her why? Sister Bao said, "It won't be an egg to marry you and have a baby!"

10, the day you went to play when the maple leaves were red, this piece was originally played by a flute. You can report to the announcer and go out: please listen to the calf flute playing when the red leaves are crazy.

1 1, you are beautiful, you are beautiful, wearing a pile of emeralds on your head, hanging a green pendant on it, and a pile of odds and ends. Do you think you are the most beautiful in the world? No ... you are the most beautiful.

12, you are so beautiful, your mouth is watering, and the barrel is not as good as your thighs. You think you will make people all over the world regret it, but in fact you are just bragging.

13, you have a mole on your face, which has characteristics. I like it ... no way! ! ! You have such a big booger! ?

14, you are going on a long trip abroad, and sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, "Make a good reform and try to reduce your sentence."

15, you are very kind-heartless! You are a genius-a born fool! You're cute-poor nobody loves you! You are very virtuous-you can't do anything at home! You are a beauty-a moldy girl! You and I are having an affair-unshakable friendship!

16, hello, you eat grass every day and wear cotton-padded jacket in summer, waiting for you to clean the toilet. Ask people for money. You think you are a gentle and lovely lady, but you are super stupid!

17, hello, you have hair and flesh, eat grass every day, like to take a bath with rice soup, and say that your skin care effect is very good. In fact, you are a rare clown.

18, you are harder than a donkey, worse than a pig, get up earlier than a chicken, get off work later than a young lady, pretend to be a cow than a grandson, and earn less than a migrant worker. How nice!

19, I will pay for your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I love you the most; Who let me be a pig farmer?

20. You have a good temper. You lack ambition in life. You walked out with courage. You are never afraid of being abandoned, but you are so disappointing. You are a waste gas.