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What is the most interesting anecdote that happened to you and around you?

I bought wonton today and cooked half of it for the city management. My brother pushed the car away. I ran away with him because I gave him money. Seeing my support, my little brother cooked my wonton while running. Finally, my wonton cooked in the bumpy car. After giving it to me, I unconsciously followed it for a long time, getting farther and farther away from my dormitory.