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What kind of people around you are like who can’t speak because of wrong thinking and logic?

I often think logically wrong, and I usually call this kind of person a mentally awkward person. However, many such people are troubled with themselves. After thinking about it for a long time, I can't figure it out, and then I twist myself to death. Is this the origin of depression? That's what I think. However, I have also seen people who think logically and like to speak out. This kind of person really pissed off everyone around me back then. Now, let me tell you the story of this naughty person.

It turns out that when I was studying, there was a person among my classmates who liked to play the piano very much. But he is not the kind of person who is very cheerful and sunny. He is the kind of person who is annoying and noisy. Because he is often different from what everyone thinks. For example, everyone is about to take the exam. The basic logic is that he or she should listen to the exam question drawing class in person in advance. Then, come down and review carefully, and basically take the exam seriously. As long as the teacher is not extremely difficult and the teacher is extremely perverted, you can pass it. Otherwise, just take a quick look at the examination room to see if there is anyone with a candidate number next to a great scholar, waiting to establish a good relationship and get the answers.

However, this dear friend has a completely different approach from everyone else and has to go to the teacher to get the answer. Let me tell you, you have to have such a good relationship with your teachers that you openly discuss this issue with teachers of various subjects in the academic office. He always kept saying shocking things, which made the teachers choked and couldn't recover for a long time, wondering why there were such neurotic students in their own class. It is embarrassing for teachers of other subjects or other classes to see the joke. To be his teacher, I’m embarrassed to say that I’m still teaching at a university, so what kind of teaching and educating people do I do?

My dear friend, this glorious, bold and insane drama is not just one or two. When I was in college, I saw other people having sex with each other, and I was very envious. I just want to find a little girl and form a Huahaoyueyuan team together to play games or something. However, his reputation is too well known in the school. Who dares to form a group with him, are you not afraid of death, or do you think the teachers and department heads are blind and they ask you to pass the exam?

But he doesn't think he's going too far. After he's optimistic about his target (the class beauty of the same class, it seems he's still the flower), he doesn't care about how many suitors he has and he has a real boyfriend. He launched a fierce attack on others and asked people from all walks of life to help him. Of course, those who fear that the world will not be in chaos are everywhere. There really are people who serve as his think tank, but it's a big pain for the girl who is the beauty of the class. If you have such a crazy person chasing you, you will often come up with unusual methods.

When a girl has a cold and a sore throat, why buy spicy sticks and other junk food, and tell her that as soon as she eats it, she will rise to heaven instantly, and she will be fine as soon as she has a fever. If a girl is angry and has no orifices, she will be treated for illness just because she is afraid that the illness will not be serious. Waiting for such an incident, in the end, we will gradually stop seeing this dear friend. The key is that no one wants to see him...