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I want to go out, I want to go out.
A bar owner locked the door at 2 am and went home to sleep. He had just been lying in bed for a few minutes when the phone rang. "What time do you open in the morning?" He heard a man who was obviously drunk asking.
The shopkeeper was very angry.
He slammed the phone down and went back to bed. A few minutes later, another phone call came. He heard the same voice and asked the same question. "Listen.
"The shopkeeper shouted.
"It's meaningless to ask me when to open the door, because I won't let people like you in ..."
"I don't want to go in.
"The caller objected." I want to go out. "I want to go out.
At two o'clock in the morning, the bar owner locked the door and went home to sleep. He had just been lying for a few minutes when the phone rang. "What time do you open in the morning?" He heard the voice of a man who was obviously drunk.
The shopkeeper was so angry that he hung up the phone with a bang and went to bed again. A few minutes later, another phone call came. He heard the same voice and asked the same question. "Listen," cried the shopkeeper, "don't ask me when I will open the door, because I won't let people like you in ..."
"I don't want to come in," the man interrupted. "I want to go out."
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