I am asking for a funny sketch for primary school students on New Year’s Day. It’s about three people. It needs to be funny. There will be an answer before New Year’s Day. If it’s funny, I will defini

I am asking for a funny sketch for primary school students on New Year’s Day. It’s about three people. It needs to be funny. There will be an answer before New Year’s Day. If it’s funny, I will definitely give more points.

Campus sketch script: funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines

Campus sketch

Characters: League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu

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Scene: Classroom

League Secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades, compatriots, colleagues. . . same. . . What are you with? Please listen to what I have to say!

Three people: Tell me.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three people: Listen!

League Secretary: Really listen?

Three people: Really!

League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

League Secretary: No regrets?

Three people: No regrets.

League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to say it?

League Secretary: Oh, I’m starting to talk! ----What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! That’s right!

The three of them sat up.

League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: Okay, let’s get back to the point, you can no longer be drunk and dreamy! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, come forward, self, self, self. . . Make a change and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiao Ling: What a mess!

League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you have to sleep in class?

Xiao Ling: I’m sleepy, so I sleep!

League Secretary: Why don’t you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiao Ling: I want it too! But the teacher wouldn’t let me go!

League Secretary: Can’t you sleep after class?

Xiao Ling: I’ll sleep after class!

League Secretary: What do you do at night?

Xiao Ling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiao Ling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What else do you do besides sleeping?

Xiao Ling: Very important thing! ----Have a meal!

League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiao Ling: I also want to ask about this question!

League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day and night?

Xiao Ling: Yes!

Young League Secretary: Can’t you sleep all night?

Xiao Ling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What’s so fun about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on those of you who play games the most, you have no technical skills at all! Tell you that the teacher is very angry and the consequences will be serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you died again!

League Secretary: And you, Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

League Secretary: Look at your day, apart from dating girls, drinking tea and taking walks, is it worth it for you to get all the results?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is not bright! ---No pretty girl!

The Youth League Secretary: The future is bleak, - no bright!

Classmates, classmates, comrades, classmates--

Three people: Just say it!

League Secretary: What are you talking about!

Three people fainted.

League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiao Ling: No matches!

Leader of the Communist Youth League: Work hard and forge ahead!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It won’t abandon me!

League Secretary: Come on, let’s study together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: Cheer up, seize the time, let us---

The bell rings for the end of get out of class.

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: ----Let's go have a meal!

Three people: Yeah!

League Secretary: How can you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of ------ me?

Xiao Airuo felt something: Mom!

League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

League Secretary: It was a complete accident! music!

Also

Passenger B is holding a flower in his left hand, looking around anxiously)

Dabao: Holding a rose in his left hand, in the end Is she the one I have? When I step forward to find out, the truth will be revealed to the world!

(Sneaking behind passerby B and suddenly shouting) Flower!

Passerby B: Flower? If you want it, take it!

Dabao: Are you not a flower?

Passenger B: What is this person talking about?

Dabao: You don’t know me, I am Dabao!

Passenger B: Do you know about this big brother...

Dabao: Yes, why don’t I know!

Passer B: Then just tell me!

Dabao: Earthquake high hills, a show of eternity in the Western Mountains!

Passerby B: Huh?

Dabao: You should say: The sea is in front of the door, and the river has been flowing for thousands of years!

Passer B: I think you have a brain tumor! I just wanted to ask where the toilet is!

Dabao: Ah! I’ve been doing this for a long time and you’re the only one going to the toilet, over there, over there! Irritated!

Passer B: Thank you (end)

Dabao: Could it be that I encountered a ghost today? Why did I encounter one and not another one? Until now I Only then did I realize that love needs to wait

and perfect love needs to wait hard! It’s still early, if I wait any longer, I don’t believe that the sun will not come out from the west!

(Xiaohua comes on stage with this rose)

Xiaohua looks at the audience) What are you looking at? I’ve never seen a beautiful woman? I hate it! What, I’m so beautifully dressed! Haha, what’s my name? ?

I’ll piss you off if I don’t tell you! But it’s not my style not to tell you. Listen up: My name is Xiaohua, I just turned twenty-eight this year, and I haven’t yet

< p>Married, wholesale and retail sale! Just kidding me, I hope you won’t laugh at me! Today I’m going to meet netizens, he is the one in my dream!

(Look at the audience) What are you watching? , don’t take my idea! I’ll find a place to rest first! (Sit on the chair on the other side and start rubbing his feet)

Dabao smells the stink) {Note: From now on, Dabao doesn’t See what the little flower looks like}Why is it so smelly? (Seeing Xiaohua’s back)

I asked why the air in Changsha is getting worse every day. It turns out you are releasing viruses here! Put on your shoes quickly, otherwise we have to wear gas masks!

Xiaohua: I hate it, I want to rub my sore feet! There is no love at all! What about men?

Dabao: (seeing the roses) Ah! Rose, could it be the girl in my dream? No, I have to check the code first:

The earthquake on the high hill is a show of eternity in the Western Mountains!

Xiaohua: (Shocked, stood up) Ah! The sea is in front of the door, and the river has been flowing for thousands of years! You are...

Dabao: Yes, I am handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, with a tough head and a strong brain, and people in the world call me Wei - Dabao! Hahahaha! You are...

Xiaohua: That's right! I am the sunken fish and the wild goose, the moon is shy of the flower, graceful, petite and cute, the king of the world - Xiaohua! Hey hey hey hey! Dabao!

Dabao: Xiaohua! (The two hugged each other in vain) I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I almost want to die!

Xiaohua: I want you to die too!

Dabao: Come on, sit down quickly! (Wiping the stool for Xiaohua, Xiaohua sits down) Have you received the letter I wrote to you?

Xiaohua: Yes! Dabao: Can you understand my handwriting? Xiaohua: Yes! Dabao: Do ??you understand my guess?

Xiaohua: Yes! Dabao: Then you don’t like me? Xiaohua: Yes!

Dabao: Huh? Xiaohua: No, no, no! I... hate it, I'm embarrassed to say it out loud!

Dabao: Hua'er, I have something to say to you

Xiaohua: Then - just say it

Dabao: Oh (silent) Hua, I want to touch your hand. Xiaohua: Then - just touch it! What does it feel like?

Dabao: I don’t feel it! Hua, I still want to say something to you. Xiaohua: Then - just say it. Dabao: I want to kiss you! Baji—

Xiaohua: Oh, how embarrassing! Dabao: May I ask you to dance? Xiaohua: Yes

(Dabao threw off his hat while dancing to the music "Titanic", and Dabao saw Xiaohua's true face)

Dabao: Ghost!

Xiaohua: What the hell? How can there be a ghost in broad daylight?

Dabao: Don’t move! I thought I, Wei Dabao, was a wise man, but today I was frightened by a monster like you, who is not like a human being or a ghost like a ghost. Oh my god!

It’s not your fault that you are ugly, and you shouldn’t come out during the day to scare people!

Xiaohua: I am the little flower you think about day and night!

Dabao: No!

Xiaohua: Yes!

Dabao: No!

Xiaohua: No!

Dabao: Yes!

Xiaohua: Dabao! (Pounces towards Dabao)

Dabao: It’s over, let’s see you in the next life!

Xiaohua: No. Dabao, see you every day!

Hope you can adopt it