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Ask middle school students for a 500-word diary
1. Today, when I was adding water to my beloved crab, I randomly poured a basin of water into the crab basin, only to see that it suddenly became turbid. I put a lot of mud at the bottom of the crab pot. When I put the basin away and came to the crab basin, I was surprised to find a strange thing.
I see that there is obvious water flow in the mud, which is clearer in the mud. I thought: Where did this water come from? Is it a crab? But crabs should inhale and exhale, not just inhale and exhale. In order to find out this matter, I took a clip to test it. That's really a crab. I became more and more contradictory and decided to take action, so I caught the crab's "big pliers" with two clothespins and began to study it.
I carefully observed the crab's mouth and saw that the crab had been spitting bubbles, so I looked along the bubbles and found that there were small holes the size of mung beans on both sides of the crab's mouth, from which bubbles came out! Is it true that crabs only exhale and don't inhale? I am even more surprised: the basic law of living things is breathing, not inhaling. How can it get oxygen? I carefully observed the crab's mouth again and suddenly found two slightly lower holes. I think this should be the air inlet of the crab. To prove it, I took a small towel and put it on two small holes in the crab. I really sucked it. I finally figured it out! That's the crab's air intake!
From this, I come to a conclusion that there are many things in nature that can't be thought with conventional thinking, and crabs are the best example.
2. Mom's love is selfless and great, but I don't know how to cherish it-
I remember one time, I went online to 1 1, and my mother said, "Go to sleep, I have to go to school tomorrow!" "I said," I know, I know. "I said so, but I am still immersed in the Internet. Twenty minutes later, my mother said, "Do you want to sleep? I don't want you to go to school tomorrow if you don't sleep. "I reluctantly turned off the computer when I heard my mother say so. I can see that my mother is very concerned about my study. But I don't understand. I always thought my mother scolded me because she didn't love me.
Another time, the results were handed out, 85 points. When I got home, my mother immediately scolded me: "I told you not to play computer so late." Do you regret it now? " I stared at my mother with angry eyes, thinking: I know that I didn't do well in the exam, and you still scold me, which won't make me lose confidence. In this way, my mother and I have been angry all day.
Now, I really understand that my mother scolded me to learn from the last lesson. From now on, I must cherish this selfless and great maternal love!
Today, I went to the optical shop to get glasses. The doctor said my eyes deepened again. I think I really should take good care of my eyes. In fact, I was nearsighted in the fourth grade of primary school. I really didn't want to wear glasses at that time. After all, dragging them is heavy. But sometimes I forget to wear my glasses, so I can't see clearly, like ants on hot bricks. And there is often fog on my eyes, which worries me.
I remember once going to see the movie Transformers, which was my favorite movie. I went out happily. When I came to the cinema, I found that I was in such a hurry that I forgot to bring my glasses. As a result, I only saw a few vague shadows shaking and missed this wonderful blockbuster. It's embarrassing to watch others laugh and laugh.
Nowadays, glasses are inseparable from me. I often want to dump them, but there is nothing I can do. It seems that I have to continue to love them and get along with them day and night ...
Write down what happens to you every day. What's interesting and new today? Don't imitate the contents of the composition book. After all, it's my diary. Other people's untrue things, this day did not happen to you. Keeping a diary is very beneficial.
At noon today, there was a "rainstorm" in my home. This "rainstorm" was caused by such a trivial matter as a nap. I am the protagonist of this "rainstorm".
After lunch, I turned on my computer and got ready to surf the Internet with great interest. My mother saw it and urged me to take a nap. I was impatient when I heard it: "Go to sleep, go to sleep, and you will know that you are asleep!" " ""I want you to sleep, it's all for your own good! " Mom is a little angry, too. But I couldn't listen to a word my mother said, so I talked back to my mother and caused an uproar. Finally, I couldn't help crying.
It's a pity to think about what happened afterwards. What my mother said is really reasonable. Lack of sleep will not only affect health, but also affect learning. I really shouldn't talk back to my mother unreasonably.
Respondent: 775264 173- level 1 2009- 10-9 2 1:50.
Kung Fu Panda
I won a game of chess today. My father invited me to see a movie called Kung Fu Panda. The hero is a fat and lazy giant panda who likes martial arts but can't. His name is Po. One day, an evil martial arts leopard Taro wanted to get the Dragon Canon. By chance, Po became a dragon fighter, got the Dragon Code, defeated Ryutaro and became a martial arts hero. The whole movie was humorous and made me laugh, but it was meaningful to think of it. I found that as long as I believe in myself, I can succeed.
Respondent: 125.42.208. * 2009- 10- 10 20: 09.
1. Today, my parents and I went fishing in the fishing field. We first went to the seaside ferry to take a boat, and soon the boat left. There is a cool sea breeze blowing head-on, seagulls are flying around the sea, and they also skim the sea from time to time to catch fish. Seeing this, I really want to become a seagull and fly to the fishing ground. Soon, we went ashore and the family went to the fishing ground. We walked to the river, and mother took out the bait and put it on the hook. I picked up the fishing rod and threw the hook into the river. After a while, the red dot began to move up and down, but it didn't move for a while. I pulled it up and saw that the bait was eaten by the fish, but the fish didn't take the bait. Dad also had a "poor record" here, and the fish ran away. Mother gave us bait again and put it in the lake. This time, mom put more bait. After a while, I not only saw the red dot moving up and down, but also saw the fish spitting bubbles. I accidentally forgot the danger and bit it. "hooked!" I let out a cry when I saw the red dot sink, and quickly pulled it up. Unfortunately, the fish was so heavy that I pulled it away. I was so angry that I picked up a fishing rod without bait and paddled around in the river. I lifted it and caught a shrimp seedling. I hung shrimp on the hook as bait. At this time, dad's cry came from the side, "hooked! Hooked! " Dad pulled the fishing rod up, and mom put the fish in the fish basket and accidentally let the fish jump into the river. I was so angry that my family said there was fish essence in the river! We didn't lose heart and went on fishing. I put the hook down. It's very lively. The fish in the river scrambled to eat shrimp, so I took the opportunity to pull the fishing rod and kill two birds with one stone-I caught two fish. Mother carefully put the fish in the fish basket. Finally, we caught 1 1 fish! I am so happy today! In my life and study, many people have taught me to study and live. My mother taught me to cook and my teacher taught me to be a man. Among them, my father impressed me the most, because he taught me the true meaning of saving. One day, my father said to me, "Set a standard. Do you only know the idiom" Many a mickle makes a mickle "? Knowledge is accumulated bit by bit. Money is also saved bit by bit. When dad first got involved in the world, he saved as much as he earned. " Dad told me the benefits of saving, which made me want to save, and said, "Dad, can you open an account for me to save money?" Dad readily agreed. So, from that day on, I had the concept of "savings". Unexpectedly, this savings gave me great inspiration and benefited me for life. Ten days, twenty days, a month, so time has passed, when I go to deposit again, ah! I have accumulated a lot of money unconsciously, which is a lot for me! At this time, the father said, "Chuangbiao, what have you learned from your savings?" I looked puzzled and asked, "What's the point? Is to save money! " Dad said earnestly, "this is where you are wrong." People have been saving and accumulating all their lives. Many a mickle makes a mickle, and great things can be achieved; Many a little knowledge makes a learned man; Life experience makes a mickle, which can resist the big winds and waves in life. Therefore, saving is a big event and a good thing. " Dad's words showed his good intentions to save me money. He didn't just ask me to save money, but taught me how to save money, the knowledge and experience of saving money. I thought: Yes, people have been saving money all their lives. It can make you gain more, and it can help you kick the stumbling block of life. This "savings" has benefited me for life. One day, my mother was ill and asked me to help wash the dishes. I was worried and thought: I always only know how to serve bowls when I eat, but I haven't washed them. How can I wash it well? I thought again: Mom will be angry if the dishes are not washed well. Seeing my sad face, my sister put her hand over her mouth and whispered in my ear, "Don't be afraid, if not, I will teach you!" " "I plucked up my courage and thought: OK! I must clean the bowl. I made a basin of water and put the bowl in it to wash. Who knows I washed it three times, but I couldn't clean it. It always feels sticky. Sister touched the water and said, "Don't bother. Cold water can't wash away greasy food. You must wash it with hot water. " I looked at the washbasin and smiled shyly. I changed a pot of hot water. At first, I just turned the rag twice in the bowl and thought it would be fine. Sister touched the bowl and said, "No, there is still oil. Wash it hard!" " "I muttered unhappily," why so serious? Come on, be careless, clean it, and use it at night! "Sister touched my forehead with her hand and said," Little slacker, I'll teach you! Soak the bowl in water, hold the bowl handle in your left hand, hold the rag in your right hand, wrap the bowl edge, and turn it over while washing. In this way, the inside and outside of the bowl will be clean! " My sister said that she washed one for me. I did as my sister did, and sure enough I washed a bowl. Then I washed the second one, and the third one ... The cleaner I washed, the happier I was. Finally, my sister said, "dry the bowl and clean the table!" " "It's very kind of elder sister. You must listen to her. I made another basin of water, cleaned the bowls one by one, and wiped the table clean. I am so happy to see the dishes I washed, one by one bright! I didn't expect washing dishes to be so learned and fun! Get on the bus and come to the bridge, where flowers and trees are planted, and clusters of green leaves set off all kinds of flowers and come to the bridge. This bridge is like a long dragon lying across the river, and many cars are driving fast on it. When I came to the park, the scenery in the park was picturesque and intoxicating. In the spacious fountain, the blue waves are rippling, and the beautiful small stone bridge leads directly to the small pavilion in the lake. Sometimes there are people playing chess in the pavilion. When I came to the lake, my father rented an electric boat for us. Our boat floats on the lake like wood. I put my hand into the water and felt relaxed and refreshed all over. My sister also splashed water playfully. I held the rudder in my hand, and the boat jumped from the shining waves like a pony. Suddenly, it suddenly braked. It turned out that the boat was entangled in a fishing net, and my father quickly pulled it. Gently swing the boat from side to side. After a while, the ship finally escaped from the net. We should rent a boat. We continued to play and came to the trampoline. There are many children jumping around on it excitedly, as lively as little monkeys. I was attracted and immediately climbed up with my sister to play with them. We jumped up and down on it like a happy little white rabbit. I made many new friends in it, and we got together. We played with everything in it. How time flies! In the afternoon, we reluctantly went home. Today, I took an extracurricular book and read it with relish. Suddenly, my mother asked me loudly, "Hong Hong, what are you looking at?" "? Is it "one lesson and one practice" in Chinese or "synchronous practice" in mathematics? "After that, she came again. Suddenly, she cried as if she had discovered a new continent: "Why do you want to read this kind of book? Let this book disappear quickly, or I'll break it into pieces! " I know my mother's temper. She is aggressive. But I still let my mother say, "Mom, this is not an ordinary book. It was Gorky's childhood. " . Besides, I borrowed this book from my classmates, so you can't mess around. ""I don't care what Gorky you are, lowly. The exam is coming soon. You don't watch synchronous practice, you practice every class, but you read this kind of book. You let me down. " Say that finish, again to rob my book. I quickly picked up the book and ran upstairs. I didn't go downstairs safely until I hid the book and received my mother's education ... Mom, I really want to say to you: Please understand me. Review is really important, but extracurricular books are also important! Teachers often let us read some extra-curricular books to broaden our horizons and supplement what we can't learn in class. But you want me to watch synchronous exercises all day, one in a class. I'm not young, and I usually get good grades. I have my own judgment. Please give me some space. A few days ago, my mother bought me a book. & gt Because I prefer history books, especially the stories of historical figures, I finished reading this 209-page book in less than a week. When we mention Cao Cao, people can't help thinking of his insidious laughter and his evil deeds. But since reading this book, I feel that Cao Cao has many advantages, such as: Cao Cao broke the official standard since the end of Han Dynasty; Able to interview talents; I, the squadron leader, was also inspired. We can learn from each other and learn a lot of historical knowledge. Finally, I remind everyone, don't say that Cao Cao is a white-faced traitor in the future. That's an outdated view. Cao Cao is a great man, and we even have to learn from him in some places! If you have time, please read Cao Cao's poem A Short Line. Maybe you will appreciate Cao Cao's thirst for talents. 6. Yesterday afternoon, my grandmother took advantage of our inattention and drove her motorcycle back to her hometown in Huilongdu to clean up the house. I haven't come back for dinner at noon today. It's already very cold, and it's raining in Mao Mao outside. We were worried about grandma being frozen, so we decided to pick her up by car. As soon as I entered the village, I saw green guavas. "My second aunt asked you if you have guava now? ""yes! " Mom said. I asked, "Second Aunt, do you want to eat? "My second aunt said," Yes, and we have to pick them ourselves, okay? " We all said, "OK! "When I got to my grandmother's house, I asked if there was anything I could do. Grandma said, "No, I did it all." "Then let's buy guava." We said with one voice. Grandma said, "Then I'll tell my aunt who grows guava. "As soon as Grandma and Auntie had finished speaking, we quickly ran over and said to Auntie," We want to pick it in the field ourselves. " Aunt said, "ok, I'll get the bucket to hold it." "Then, we went to the Guava Garden with my aunt, who opened the door and said," There is a lot of moss in it, so be careful. "As soon as you enter the guava garden, you can see guava trees covered with many big and round fruits, as if to say to us," Would you like to have a taste? "It's delicious! Sour and sweet. " Looking at this guava, my mouth is watering and I can't wait to take a bite first. Let's choose separately, go here and there for a while. After a while, I picked a lot. Just then, because the ground slipped, I accidentally fell down, which really hurt. Later, we went to menstruation's house to weigh the fruit and asked my mother to pay for it. Then, we went home. When I got home, my mother cleaned some guavas, cut them into small pieces and gave them to us. We ate them with relish. Although I was covered in mud and my hands were as cold as ice, I was very happy. Next time I have the chance, I will pick the fruit myself. 7. Humming a ditty, running on the grass and throwing myself into the embrace of nature, this is me looking for spring. Sitting barefoot on the grass. The grass has poked its head out to touch my feet, as gentle and kind as my mother. My whole body itches and I feel very comfortable. Small buds whisper in the branches. Under the breeze, the next flower nodded slightly, as if she had put on new clothes and celebrated the New Year with us. I came to the river, and Miss Liu was no exception. Mother-in-law Feng Chun is also combing her slender hair. Miss Liu is dancing happily, and the birds on the branches are accompanying her, singing that beautiful song. Say, what does this willow look like? Like jasper, no, it's too old-fashioned; Like jade, no, it's too tacky. This is a charming but indescribable green. Fascinating; Intoxicating; Fascinating! I was intoxicated by the scenery ... I went to the field and saw farmers sowing seedlings. Green wheat fields, green wheat seedlings. I can't help but think of the smiling faces of farmers in autumn, all because of spring. I can't help but sigh: if there is no spring, how can there be autumn? It means: if you don't sow in spring, there will be no fruitful fruit in autumn. Friends, don't you think? Out of the window, in the sky, a few geese passed by in the air, and they arranged in a herringbone shape, as if to say, "hardworking people love spring!" " "The scenery in spring is far more than that. In spring, Chun Qing hides by the lake and in the fields. I want to catch Miss Chun's braid and go to the world with her! 8. At night, the sun will be taken home like a red lantern hung all night. It slowly began to tilt to the west, covering itself with a faint gold gauze. Helan Mountain was dyed golden yellow by it and became a little confused. Gradually, the western sky seems to be on fire, and I don't know when it can cover half the sky. The fire is still burning. In a short time, the sun was baked into a golden delicious pie and hung over Helan Mountain, which made people drool. The sun is about to fall into the valley, roll down the top of the mountain and be caught by the mountain. As a result, it changed from a big disk to an eyebrow, then it was cut into lines, and the lines were restored to dots, and finally there were no dots. The setting sun sinks step by step. At the last moment of sinking, I also scattered the afterglow into the sky: the golden sky in the west suddenly turned orange, then blue-gray, and finally covered with gray-black. Night, so gradually came. The stars are twinkling, as if expecting the sunrise tomorrow. 9. In a trance, time passes before our eyes and inadvertently disappears into a short youth. Young people are full of energy and passion, and their youth life is short, just like a rope. Youth is a part of it. If you miss it, it will be broken. If you want to pick it up, you can do nothing but sigh sadly. Time passed too fast, but I inadvertently missed the last point of my youth. Everyone has a consistent common fault. Only when you lose it will you know the original preciousness, regret the original ignorance, sad time, regret missing me and regret the original frivolity. Empty time, empty choice and empty life are all empty and unreal. One minute, two … add up, and you will find that your youth is really gone, and you are really old. Smooth skin has wrinkles. Two minutes, one and two ... add up, you will find that your life has gone through many forks in the road, you have already experienced it, and your childish thoughts have matured a little. Three minutes, not much, one minute is enough. You will find that life is so fragile that you can isolate people in two worlds, one heaven and one earth, in a short time. Several degrees of ethereal, several degrees of wandering, several degrees of melancholy, always vague, think about it, life is just so. People are like this, things are like this, things are like this. Like a cloud scattered by the wind in the air, reaching out to catch the next one, there is nothing. Floating clouds are like cute, naughty and clever elves, which always make you look for novelty in emptiness and vagueness. The waves beat against the coast, and the drifting sea water in the distance rushed forward and disappeared in the hazy blue world ... 10. At noon today, there was a "rainstorm" in my house, which was caused by such a small thing as a nap. I am the protagonist of this "rainstorm".
After lunch, I turned on my computer and got ready to surf the Internet with great interest. My mother saw it and urged me to take a nap. I was impatient when I heard it: "Go to sleep, go to sleep, and you will know that you are asleep!" " ""I want you to sleep, it's all for your own good! " Mom is a little angry, too. But I couldn't listen to a word my mother said, so I talked back to my mother and caused an uproar. Finally, I couldn't help crying.
It's a pity to think about what happened afterwards. What my mother said is really reasonable. Lack of sleep will not only affect health, but also affect learning. I really shouldn't talk back to my mother unreasonably.
One afternoon, it suddenly began to rain. My cousins and I cheered together: "Oh! Great! As long as the rain stops at night, there will be countless fireflies at night! " As we expected, the rain really stopped in the evening, and we waited for the night with joy and anxiety. Finally, it was completely dark, and we were about to rush out of the gate, but our aunt stopped us. I thought the serious aunt would nag us for a long time again, but this time, she handed us two fans and said, "Fireflies usually shine by the wind." If you fan them, they will always shine, so it is easy to catch them. "
We thanked our aunt and rushed into the night-shrouded Yuan Ye. How beautiful! The bright night sky is cloudless in Wan Li, and the bright moon and sparkling stars can be seen; In the moonlight, everything seems so quiet and ethereal. When we found a meadow, we plunged into it. What we saw surprised us-fireflies danced in the lush grass like sparkling stars, blinked and lit up the whole grass-it was simply a fairy tale world. Suddenly, my cousin found the brightest and most unique firefly-it flashed green and was surrounded by many fireflies. I think it should be the king here! I separated the "King" from its subjects by hand, and my cousins followed it closely and fanned it hard. It really continued to shine. I thought to myself: the fan really works, no wonder the ancients also wanted to "light a small fan to fly fireflies." As I thought about it, I carefully aimed at it and slapped it hard, and the "king" fell. It struggled to send out a distress signal. Soon, many fireflies surrounded it, hoping to help it. Cousin cousin saw it and immediately rushed to hit it, and fireflies fell one after another. We happily picked them up and put them in carefully prepared boxes.
That night, the sparkling firefly light lit up my dream all night. 12. 10 1 in the morning, my mother and I were watching TV carefully. The national day military parade is being broadcast live on TV! When the grand flag-raising ceremony began, my mother and I stood up and sang the national anthem together!
With the chairman's "start", the military parade officially began! A neat team walked past Tiananmen Gate. They marched in neat steps and were reviewed by the chairman and the people of the whole country. Navy; Air force; Army; There are also armed police; Don't mention how arrogant you are! I like watching female soldiers best, because I am also a girl, so I envy them!
My mother told me that this military parade is to show the elegance of our motherland and let the whole world witness the great strength of China. No one will dare to bully us in the future! I feel extremely proud after listening to it!
13. Time flies, and the calendar has also put on the "National Day costume". Today-65438+1 October1is a grand festival for our Chinese nation, and it is a joyous day for our great motherland, the people of China and the 60th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC)!
At this moment, there is a sea of people and music in front of Tiananmen Square. On this festive day, the children of the motherland surround you, celebrating and greeting. There are PLA soldiers, students and people of all ethnic groups in all provinces. They are all hung with flowers and red flags. More than 10,000 students hold red and yellow flowers, forming the four Chinese characters "long live the motherland". These four words are surrounded by yellow flowers. Aren't these red and yellow symbols just five-star red flags? ..... At this time, Tiananmen Square was a sea of flowers and music, but what attracted me was my uncle's military parade.
Hope to adopt! ! !
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