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A joke about skin color

It's okay, it's okay. I can tell you the whitening method, you have a look first. This is the natural expression of adolescence, hehe, don't be afraid of others laughing at you. I don't want anyone to lose confidence because of classmates' jokes. One thing must be firm: go your own way and let others talk. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? The person you are most afraid of is yourself. That's all. Let me give you some advice. Oh, hee hee ~ ~

1, milk whitening: prepare a small cup of fresh (be sure to be fresh! ) milk, (you can also put fresh milk in the refrigerator to cool it in summer, which will be more comfortable). Steam your face, fill the cotton pad with fresh milk, apply it to your face for about fifteen minutes, take it off, and wash the milk on your face with clear water. Long-term persistence can make the skin white and even.

2. Prepare a spotted aloe leaf three fingers wide and two fingers long, tie it and wash it, and then a cucumber three centimeters long. Egg white, 2-3g of pearl powder, and proper amount of flour (for thickening). Put aloe and cucumber into a juicer, pour into a small bowl, then add egg white, pearl powder and appropriate amount of flour to make a paste, whichever does not flow down. After washing your face, apply the prepared paste to your face, dry it, and then apply toner and skin care products. 1-2 times, once a week.

3, tomato honey whitening This whitening formula can whiten face and hands at the same time. Especially acne skin, can effectively remove greasy, prevent infection, and make skin fair and delicate. Formula: half a tomato and proper amount of honey. Usage: You can stir tomatoes into tomato juice, then add some honey and stir into paste. Evenly spread on face or hands, let stand for about 15 minutes to wash off. It is recommended to do 1-2 times a week. 4. Make green pepper, cucumber, bitter gourd, celery and green apple into beauty vegetable juice to drink. This vegetable juice contains enough vitamin C, which is very effective for whitening.

I'll give you some acne medicine:

1. Carrot juice to eliminate acne

Take1000g carrot,

Wash and juice, decoct 8 peach leaves with 400 ml water, pour them into radish juice, and wash your face like this, three times a day, one dose a day, for three days, which can eliminate acne.

Mung beans eliminate acne

Take mung bean100g, grind it into fine powder, add appropriate amount of warm water to make mung bean paste (lake-like), wash and bottle it for later use. Before going to bed every night, wash and dry your face, and then apply a proper amount of mung bean paste to your hands, middle finger and ring finger. 1020 minutes. Once a day for a period of time (12 months), it can take effect and be cured.

Appropriate amount of ginkgo, wash the affected area with warm water every night before going to bed. Cut the shelled ginkgo seeds into planes with a knife, rub the affected parts frequently, and remove the used parts while rubbing, each time 12 capsules. Generally, acne can disappear after 7 14 times of medication. (ginkgo acne removing method)

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