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What is it like to marry a Northeastern woman?

I am a southerner and my wife is from the Northeast. I only express my own feelings and do not represent the public.

1. We really can’t argue with each other. Southerners are a bit tongue-tied in Mandarin. They tend to get stuck when they speak in a hurry. Their speed cannot keep up with their brains. They are not like people who thrust forward like a machine gun and can’t get a word in at all. , but one thing is that when she is done with sex, she will be happy and feel that she has gained face. When she sees you angry, she will feel a little distressed and will comfort you in turn.

2. He takes beatings and has a strong body. When he is anxious, he directly attacks his hands and feet. He never likes cold wars. Sometimes he doesn’t want to talk and wants to have a cold war. He doesn’t give a chance at all and can’t escape without making it clear. I'm a little worried that I won't be able to do it if I really get into a fight.

3. I can drink. When I got married, the wedding was held at her house first. The situation was that I would never give up until I drank. Fortunately, my drinking capacity was very small, but they were merciful. Otherwise, I would die. My daughter-in-law and her relatives and friends drank together, and no one had to persuade me to drink. No one was convinced, and they started drinking in just a few words. It made me jump with fear.

4. Afraid of the cold. In the impression that it is cold in the Northeast, I feel that Northeastern people are resistant to freezing. In fact, this is not the case. Boys and girls from the South are really resistant to freezing. When I went to Nanfang’s home for the New Year for the first time, I thought the winter in the south would be over ten degrees Celsius, so warm! Unexpectedly, he froze like a dog and dared not leave the house. He didn't bring any thick clothes and shivered every day. It turns out that they can't play happily without the heater.

5. Hospitality is also good for face. In my father-in-law’s restaurant, the plates are all oversized and the dishes are piled high. At our house, we can divide them into three portions. The so-called vegetarian dishes are meat with some green stuff inside. When my wife and I go back, we take turns to treat them to each family. Our relatives leave more frequently than we do. New Year’s red envelopes start at 200 yuan regardless of relative, but at our house they start at 10 yuan

In my family, I am in charge of the economy and others are too lazy to worry about it. My wife can eat, work, earn and spend, as long as The two of them are in love and affection. No matter where they are, they are your favorite wives!

My wife is a beauty from Harbin, her height is 1.70cm, and I am 1.69cm tall. When proposing, my wife's only requirement is that as long as she doesn't betray her, life can be as simple as steamed buns or pickles. After marriage, my wife is strong and soft, both civil and military. 1. Just. The hospital diagnosed me with myeloma and I might have half a year to live, but it later turned out to be a misdiagnosis. My wife immediately took action and took care of the raising of her four-year-old child and the handling of her property. Prepare to go with me that day. Too strong. Touching! 2. Soft. Full of feminine tenderness. No matter how late at night, he would turn on the light and wait for me to come back. After I come back, if I feel hungry, I will definitely get me some late-night snacks. 3. Text. My wife has a college degree, but she has no knowledge left. Alas, forget it. Work is not progressing either. Now I focus on taking care of the house and am called a full-time wife. 4. Wu. When I was in love, I met two Xinjiang kids stealing my backpack. After turning around and confronting me, the thief reached for my lower back and made a gesture of reaching for a knife. My wife pulled me behind her, picked up the bag and smashed it, which blinded the thief. As for those who slander Northeastern women for not bathing, you can go to hell.

Haha! Let’s talk about Northeastern girls!

When I was young, I talked about a Northeastern girl, a girl from Heihe. I was 24 years old at the time, and that girl was one year older than me, and she was also a bit bigger than me.

It was not popular to live together at that time, and there were no small hotels. We only made friends in the woods and grass, and we were afraid that others would find us.

It was winter in Shenzhen that night, and the temperature suddenly dropped to seven or eight degrees. I immediately put on an extra sweater and jacket. We hid in the grass, it was pitch dark. After kissing her, I put my hand in. As soon as I touched her, she said "Oh my God", which made me jump up. I thought we were sitting on a snake and wanted to abandon her and run away. She said loudly, "What are you touching?" My hands are so cold, why don't you touch me again when they feel warm? There were N pairs of young lovers lurking in the woods. When she roared, I heard several snickers at the same time.

The next day I got a nickname called Brother Zimo.

Hey, I, a southerner, married a Northeastern wife, in that corner of Jilin.

1. It hurts so much when a woman from the Northeast hits someone. One time, the fight was so fierce that she almost had internal bleeding when she kicked her. .

2 Northeastern women are really slow at cooking. She likes to stew, and it takes two hours to cook a tough dish. Once my mother-in-law came, I prepared a table full of dishes and left one dish. She said that she I wanted to cook it, but I fell asleep while watching TV, and when I woke up, the food was still not ready.

3 It is impossible to say that there are no differences between the north and the south. She thinks that southerners are stupid and they are straight. In fact, I think we are not so full in talking. We should be tactful and tactful, and we should save face and save face. We should never say anything. No, she can't, she has to speak openly if she has something to say. For example, if my mother asks her how she is doing, which I understand to be okay and a bit caring, she will think about a lot of self-theories, such as why she was forced to go to work, and whether she was asking if we had a fight. .

4 Northeastern women love to chat, and they can talk about anything with just a phone call. Just yesterday, I talked with a mother of a child in the community, from real estate to economics to shopping and then to her children. In the end, Sha Weiwei talked about the discount on sanitary napkins downstairs, let alone his family. He usually doesn’t speak Northeastern dialect, so he could talk for hours on the phone at home.

In general, be diligent and frugal and know how to live a good life. . I can’t praise you enough

Although I am not from Northeast China, I went to college in Northeast China and have a thorough understanding of Northeast women!

Obvious characteristics of Northeastern women:

1. The living environment is relatively superior. Most families of Northeastern people do not have the concept that men are superior to women, so girls have a high status and are all A girl who has become rich!

2. They like makeup, and girls from the Northeast are willing to spend money on makeup and clothing!

3. She is very cute and sweet in appearance, similar to Dong Jie’s sweet appearance!

4. In fact, they are all very aggressive and have low tolerance. It should be related to the family growth environment! After all, in the old industrial base of Northeast China, there were many employees in the country, and it caught up with the one-child era, so they were all very favored!

5. Of course, there are also some who are similar to Wang Yun!

Both the appearance and the inside are very disturbing, but each carrot and cabbage has its own preferences! Every Wang Yun will encounter her big head!

6. However, Northeastern girls are highly motivated! They are both very independent-minded, so after getting married, you usually have to respect her opinions and even allow her to be the head of the family. Only in this way will the family be more harmonious!

7 Northeastern girls are more open to emotions and sex, so you must have a certain degree of charm before marrying a Northeastern girl!

Qiuqiu (daughter of Zhao Benshan)

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No matter what, Northeastern girls are still pretty good! Sweet, cute, and bold! Sometimes it’s a bolt from the blue, sometimes it’s rainy! Life will be interesting!

Bless you all!

I, Chen Chongshan, married a Northeastern wife. Let me tell you about my experience.

First of all, let’s talk about the advantages of Northeastern wives. They are honest enough, unlike some southern women who are more powerful. Although they are very warm and considerate on the surface, they really dislike the poor and love the rich, which is really discordant. You are of the same mind. If you have a bad life, maybe the southern woman will run away.

However, the violent temper of Northeastern women is not something that ordinary people can bear. That kind of hysteria doesn't make you sit, stand, walk, or stay. You don't know what to do? I heard that men from the Northeast beat their wives, but I am a man from the South. Although I look rough, how dare I hit a woman?

Northeastern women are really direct in speaking, and they say everything to the point. You will find that women's gentleness, tactfulness, skillfulness, and tenderness do not exist among Northeastern women. You will be very unbearable.

Northeastern women are also very concerned about face, and pay attention to openness in doing things. I'm not saying that being open and bright is not good enough, but southerners are low-key in doing things. They keep their heads down when they can, and it's best to maintain harmony. But Northeastern women can't do that. They have to be aboveboard. May I ask how you can make money if everything is fair and open? Of course, it is also wrong to engage in intrigues.

I am Sophie, the author of social, education, and emotional Q&A. Let me share my views:

If you married a Northeastern woman, congratulations! You definitely got a living treasure, you must cherish it!

First, Northeastern women will beat their husbands, and once they hit, it will be very painful. Don't make your wife anxious, otherwise you won't get any good results. Second, Northeastern women love gossip. Of course, this is a common problem for all women, regardless of age or occupation. Third, shopping is not tiring. If we don't agree, we just buy, buy, buy. As soon as I hear about shopping, I feel like I've been given a shot of chicken blood, and I'm a hundred times more energetic. Fourth, Northeastern women are terrible when they are angry. Don't think that someone is a sick cat if they don't get angry. It's okay if a tiger doesn't show its power. Once it shows its power, you will definitely suffer. Fifth, Northeastern women are very good at coquettishness. They can make your bones fall off immediately when they act coquettishly. They also have a secret weapon, which is to wipe away tears.

Sixth, make a three-part agreement before getting married. Take turns doing the housework and taking care of the children together. If you really live together, your Northeastern wife will definitely find various reasons to act coquettishly and let you do it. Seventh, if you marry a Northeastern woman, your salary must be handed over, and you cannot hide it in the small treasury. We'll find it for you in minutes. You should be frightened. In fact, Northeastern women are really very nice. They are tall and fair-skinned. They are very suitable to be wives.

My wife is from the Northeast. Sui said he had a bit of a temper, but he was sensible. A very cheerful and very virtuous young lady. Then what. I gave birth to two very cute little cotton-padded jackets. This life. Contented. Attached are photos, please take care of them.

Due to the region, climate, and eating habits, girls from the Northeast are generally tall, with beautiful facial features and fair skin. She is well-married and has a generous personality, and knows how to dress and dress, so it will definitely be quite honorable to marry a Northeastern wife and lead her out.

But there are two sides to the coin. Northeastern girls also have very fiery personalities and lack the gentleness and thoughtfulness of southern girls. However, there are also Northeastern girls with better personalities who can take good care of their husbands, children and family. Will be more family-oriented.

Girls in the Northeast are more playful. One thing about the Northeast is good. There is no patriarchal mentality. Girls have a good status in the family, so they have been more straightforward since they were young.

In fact, when marrying a Northeastern girl, the most important thing is to see whether the boy can seduce this girl. If you can seduce this Northeastern girl, you will have a very happy life later.

I am a man from the Northeast. I have been living in the Northeast. I married a Northeastern wife. I am surrounded by Northeastern people. I should be the most qualified to answer this question!

What is it like to marry a Northeastern woman? The answer: It's like eating chili peppers. It's so spicy that it makes you cry, but your whole body feels warm. Please understand the specific meaning.

Northeastern women’s personalities are like chili peppers, except that some are mild and sweet green peppers, which look spicy but are actually not spicy at all. Some people eat Sichuan peppercorns with moderate spiciness, and their tongues will go numb after taking one bite. Some people are hot peppers that make you gasp.

Let’s talk about my wife first. My wife’s ancestral home is Lixin, Anhui. My father-in-law’s generation came from Guandong. My wife was born in the Northeast, although she can be regarded as an authentic Northeastern person. My wife has a gentle personality, like a little bird, and is very quiet. Apart from going to work every day, she just lies in bed playing with her mobile phone or sleeping when she comes back, and she has almost no social activities. He also has a short temper and doesn't get angry easily. But when he does get angry, he will have a cold war with me, and it usually takes a month or two for him to reconcile.

My best buddy’s wife is from Heihe. She has a very aggressive personality and strong social skills. She loves to show off at the wine table and drinks like a man. My friend is very afraid of his wife. Her financial power and everything else are tightly controlled by her wife. No matter how big or small the family is, it is her wife who has the final say. We often joked that he was afraid of his wife.

In short, Northeastern women have different types, ranging from gentle to fierce. But Northeastern women still have some similarities:

1. They are generous, careless, and not petty.

2. I like to speak directly and don’t like to talk in circles.

3. Because Northeastern families generally have only one child, and girls’ education is highly valued, the average educational level of Northeastern girls is higher.

4. I don’t spend much time on housework, I don’t have many good cooking skills, and I don’t take a shower every day. Maybe it’s because the weather in the Northeast is too dry.

5. Dress tastefully, know how to wear it and dare to wear it.

In short, marrying a Northeastern woman is fate. Whether it is a blessing or a curse depends on how you control it. After all, a slap in the face can't make a difference, is that right?