Sports humor jokes are full of joy

Sports humor jokes are full of joy

1. The coach of the basketball team complained during the meeting. The configuration of our team is so poor,

We need a shooter now. ? After a while,

the assistant coach came in with the robot cat. Coach, do you think his head is blue enough?

2. An athlete was practicing archery and accidentally injured a bystander. The athlete hurried over to apologize. The bystander said:? It's not your fault, it's my fault that I stood in the wrong place. If I stood in front of the arrow target, wouldn't I be hurt?

3. During an Olympic Games, the weightlifters in one country measured their weights before taking part in the 52kg competition, which exceeded the requirements of the competition level. What should we do? The coach of the country brought a haircut clipper and shaved the athlete's head. The coach wiped his whole body hard with a towel to remove the mud from his body. Some players said to him:? You cry, shed some tears, and you lose weight. ? Pushed into a bald head, rubbed a little mud, cried, and the weight still didn't reach the standard, and then checked the scale, which turned out to be wrong.

4. One day, fan A met fan B. A complained:? The tigress in my family thinks she is the referee of the World Cup. I just watched the game for a while, and she actually sent me out of bed. ? B looked at A and said unhurriedly: You are better than me. The tigress not only sent me out of bed, but also found a substitute. ?

5. My brother took his younger brother to the school sports meeting. When the relay race started, my brother asked. Why does the man in front run so fast? Brother replied:? Of course you have to run. Can't you see the man behind you is chasing after him with a stick to hit him?

6, 1m: This sport can be used to help MM turn on water, cook rice, buy snacks, and so on. Besides, when MM wants to abuse you, it can also be used as an escape, so that MM can stomp her legs straight and clench her fists. What a pleasure?

7, 11m hurdles: You can use it when you go shopping with MM or go hiking in the wild. When shopping, MM wants to eat sorbet, and immediately runs across barrels, fruit stalls, etc. with a hurdle that is almost comparable to Liu Xiang, and buys sorbet in lightning speed; Mountaineering is even more magical. On the grounds of protecting MM, you can carry MM across the left and right, and cross the grass and small trees. You can not only enjoy the beautiful scenery, but also feel the warmth!

8. Weightlifting: To strengthen one's own arm strength, though it is not as strong as that of a monk pulling willows by hand, one should also learn a little to adapt to the glorious part-time working environment and working conditions of MM personal porter. Weightlifting, used in practice, is to help MM carry big bags, help MM carry dozens of pots of boiling water at a time, and so on.

9. Marathon: This is the most important thing. Let alone such things as having a marathon-style love and exercising through marathon to ensure that you have strong energy to cope with MM, just that MM wants you to accompany her shopping. If you don't practice marathon, the most promising sport for men, you are likely to end up in a bleak situation where your legs are filled with lead and you are panting like a cow.

1. Pole vaulting: When the emotional situation with MM is not very optimistic, and MM's murderous eyes and powder boxing have been swung, you can use the high objects around you (such as telephone poles, road signs, small trees, etc.) to perform pole vaulting skills to take refuge; When strict father of MM doesn't let you see her, you can come to her window and jump with a pole that has already been prepared. The height of the second floor and the third floor is a cinch. I believe that MM will cry for you like a god.

11. rolando, a 27-year-old football fan in a city? Bao Xi, who was watching the match between the city's football team and another football team, rushed to the stadium, injured a member of the visiting team's nose, was escorted out of the stadium on the spot and was tried by the court. In the dock, Bausch said: I didn't see clearly whether I was hitting the ball or the head. At that time, I almost became a red-eyed bull when I saw that the team in this city seemed to be losing. ? A city court sentenced Bao Xi not to watch football matches for life. Since then, Bao Xi's family has had an extra broken TV set every month.

12. The coach of a famous American football team was unstable because of serious racial discrimination. He decided to solve this problem in his own way.

He called his players together and said to them,

From now on, there are no white players and black players in our team.

In my eyes, there are only green players (the color of the team clothes).

ok, let's start training now. the light green players stand here and the dark green players stand there! ;