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A touching, super sweet and super provocative earthy love story (a collection of 60 sentences)

A touching, super sweet and super sultry earthy love story (I) 1. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

2. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you will never diminish.

3. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

4. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

I'm less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

I have two loveliness, one is that I love you, and the other is that I love you.

7. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that the moonlight was very low ... I bowed my head and wanted to kiss you.

8. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

9. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

10. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

1 1. "It's annoying that it didn't thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

12. Ten small talk, one hundred good night, one thousand small talk, ten thousand nonsense, just to hear one I do in the wedding hall one day.

13. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

14. "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" "I can't do it without you."

15. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

17. Everything here is fine except you.

18. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

19.“n 55lw! n paau!” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."

20. I have a small wish, only four words: to have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

A touching and super sweet earthy love story (Part II) 2 1. My greatest weakness is you.

22. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

23. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

Are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";

25. "I'm sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."

26. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

27. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"

28. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

29. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

30. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

3 1. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers sounded on New Year's Eve.

32. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

33. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

34. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

35. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

36. "I know three people who like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me"

37. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."

38. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

39. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

40. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

Put a touching and super sweet earthy love story (Part III) 4 1 in one sentence. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

42. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

43. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

44. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

45. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.

46. Loving you means that I have a lot to say to you when I can't see you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

47. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

48. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

49. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

50. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

5 1. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

52. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

53. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

55. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

56. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

57. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

58. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

59. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

60. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

It's hard to resist the super sweet and sultry earthy love story (60 sentences)

Super sweet and sultry earthy love story (I) 1 irresistible. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

2. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

3. "I lack necessities" and "What's missing?" You!'

4. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

5. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

8. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"

9. I want to be like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.

10. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

1 1. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

12. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

13. "Have you ever been to If You Are the One?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

14. "Let's go to an amusement park at the weekend." My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.

15. You look like a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

16. Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? No I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.

17. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

18. Do you know my weakness? Your shortcomings.

19. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

20. I only do two things today, breathing and thinking of you.

Super sweet and sultry earthy love story (2)1irresistible. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted) Then why can't you see that I like you?

22. "You will never see me lonely." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me."

23. "I feel dizzy when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you."

24. Right away = like you

25. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

26. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

27. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."

28. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

29. I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

30. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

3 1. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

32. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

33. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

34. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what's in the four seasons? Do you?

35. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

36. I'm not promising. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

39. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

40. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

Super sweet and sultry earthy love story (Chapter 3) 4 1 irresistible. Do you smell something? No, the air is sweet when you come out.

42. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

43. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.

45. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

46. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

47. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

48. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are green. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

49. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

50. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

5 1. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

52. Since we can't be born together, let's suffer together.

53. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

54. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

55. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

56. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

57. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

58. I seem to have ADHD, and my heart beats at the sight of you.

59. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

60. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

Sweet love words (60 sentences)

Sweet love story (1) 1. If I meet again in this life, even if it is lost forever, for thousands of years, I am willing.

2. A person leans against the bar, cold and clear. The heart remains the same, tears are on the sleeves. Do you know Iraq in the distance?

3. Flowers revile teenagers, and you can see Chang 'an flowers all in one day.

4. You are bored with a thousand words to say.

You are a book that you will never get tired of reading. I am willing to read it carefully. Every word is precious, and every sentence enters my heart.

6. Love doesn't have to be perfect, but you are enough.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I will give you a hug.

8. Summer and winter nights. After a hundred years old, return home! Winter night, summer. After being a hundred years old, go back to his room!

9. I would like to be a distant beast, step by step. I would like to be an old tree in the mountains, with branches connected.

10. There are thousands of maple leaves, and the river bridge hides sunset sails. Remember that your heart is like the Xihe River, which flows eastward day and night.

1 1. Live like a dream and live up to your first love.

12. You can go back to the past, but you can't go back to the beginning.

13. The Milky Way is brilliant, and you are the fate of the world; Human feelings are warm and cold, you are the bright moon; Everything grows, you are a dazzling star; All beings are mediocre, and you are a dream boat.

14. When I am rich, I will give you a peach blossom.

15. Blue is waiting for misty rain, I am waiting for you.

16. Looking for you in the wind and rain with lanterns.

17. There are trees and stars on the mountain, just like you last night.

18. Fate does not cross you, heaven and earth do not cross you, rivers and seas do not cross you, I cross.

19. Do you know linglong dice Anhoudou, Acacia Hongdu and Acacia Jun?

20. In the past, cars and horses were far away, letters were slow, and I could only love one person in my life.

Touching love story is super sweet (2)1. The old things in my heart have been settled and will not be mentioned again. I stopped in the mire of life, but turned around empty.

22. Burn out the peach blossoms, 3,000 is prosperous, but it seems that there is only one person in the world.

23. It's hard to be sad and happy, and things are never satisfactory.

24. In the fleeting time, only love and only you depend on each other. After drifting away, I still look at you in the depths of the world of mortals.

25. In the wind, you stand with the same eyes, holding the snowflakes on your clothes and watching the vastness of the world side by side.

26. You are still charming. Since I refuse to admit the scars of the years, who am I afraid can't stay warm?

27. The girl has beaded eyes, which are often foggy, and the scenery is imprisoned, which makes the spring and autumn fall, not to mention the niche.

28. You are a responsible person. Add me to your responsibility.

29. Cover up your inner paleness with a peerless smile and exchange infatuation for eternal love.

30. The meeting is too short to wait until the tea is cold. If you stop, I will accompany you through the wind and frost.

3 1. There are thousands of times in the floating world, and I love three times. Day, month and clear. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

32. How can love that goes deep into the bone marrow stop there?

33. I wish to be single-minded and never part.

34. I bypassed the mountains and rivers and found that you are my earthly fireworks.

35. That year, the peach blossom and red bean were thrown into the darkness.

Just like the first time, I cherish love. At that glance, I was stunned by my beauty. A little gauze, a million kinds of fine research, if you live up to it, glitz will stay up all night. Pipa, the ancient road is intimate, and the road is gloomy. Green alley, farewell to you, so promised, who will read it?

37. How can I miss you if I am ambiguous with you?

I saw your name for the first time and lived in my heart for a long time.

39. If you like, I will tell you the sweet words of my last life.

40. Silkworms will weave until they die in spring, and candles will drain the wick every night. Bamboo branches, bamboo branches, tears of acacia sustenance.

Seductive love words super sweet copy (Chapter 3) 4 1. I once walked on the moon because you were in the mountains.

42. Accompany your hair to turn white, accompany you at sunrise and sunset, we have three meals all year round, and we cook tea and enjoy flowers.

43. Later I learned that the most beautiful accident in the world was my son's smile, which poured over my city.

44. There is beauty, which I will never forget. I want to go crazy if I can't see you for a day.

45. A hut is home, and the bright moon enters the fence. Qingquan makes tea and gossips about Sang Ma. Reed flowers are picked by the stream, and Liu Xia enjoys spring buds.

46. Who is better than us in this world?

47. The moon is covered with dark clouds and there is no trace of people, so I can't tell you how lonely I am.

48. I don't care about worldly fetters, I just want to accompany you to the end of my life.

49. I once wanted to conquer the world, but when I finally looked back, I found that all the bits and pieces in the world were you.

50. A moment that should last forever.

5 1. I know your writing style is amazing, three-point pen and ink can write softly, and a little cinnabar can carve a model bone. Can you take me into your heart and wait for me all my life?

52. Tell me about emotions.

53. Sweet hands make happiness grow old.

Before I met you, I thought I was the sea, and my broad mind could accept all rivers. After meeting you, I found that my heart is full, except for you.

55. If this life is not for you, why worry about the white-haired people sending the black-haired people?

56. I have seen you all my life, and I am willing to shake hands with you all the year round.

57. You didn't let the water flow on purpose, but you just caused flash floods. I am an eyebrow ferryman, but I only prefer Nong.

58. May your years never turn back, and may your hair turn white with affection.

59. The hibiscus blooms just right. It's hard for Jin Shu to think of your wishes, but he pays full attention to his feelings.

60. Thank God for giving me such a wonderful meeting. Anyway, you are the most beautiful meeting in my life.

A touching love story in one sentence

1, I used to think that if I didn't know you, I wouldn't be so miserable, but now I know that if I don't have this, I will lose everything because I love you.

2. You are the joy of my love at first sight, you are my eyes, you are my gentle destination, and you are the reason for my mouth to rise.

Thinking of you alone in the quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

You will always be the most temperament, special and charming person in my heart.

Maybe you are like a seed, sprouting in my heart and winding in my heart. How can I pull you out? You have taken root in my soul, how can I miss you!

6. As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

7. If I can't be the only one for you, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

8. I'll chase you if I'm good enough, whether it's appropriate or not.

9. Let's get married, shall we? In this way, we can stop talking about our thoughts on the phone, get up every morning and see your sleeping face, and then have a warm breakfast together. Let's get married, shall we? Then we can show off around with red notebooks issued by the Civil Affairs Bureau, and we can hang wedding photos all over the room, and we will laugh unconsciously when we look at them. Forev

10, only you know my mood, and only you can bring it to me.

A touching love story in one sentence: Part II

1 1, I know that in your heart, I am nothing, but in my heart, you are like the moon. The moon with stars is the most beautiful, and I am the star, always with you!

12, one pair of hands, one dream, life is unique because of you; Make a promise that I will accompany you for a lifetime; I want to share my smile and tears with you. You make my life stronger.

13, being loved is enjoyment, but giving love is very hard. But if I have to choose to be loved or to give love, I will still choose to give love without hesitation. Because loving you is my real happiness.

14. Meeting you is the greatest happiness in my life. Your concern and consideration for me are melted in my blood and always turn into happy cells when I am upset and depressed.

15, I want to fold my thoughts into the most beautiful paper plane and throw it to you with all my strength, but I'm afraid this breeze can't support the heaviness of my thoughts.

16, we often comfort ourselves that the big deal is to go back to the original point, but we all know in our hearts that nothing can go back to the original point. Memories, time flies, seems to be from one person to another, but we are not ourselves.

17 Sometimes, I suddenly feel bored and tired. I just want to indulge myself once, hoping to get hysterical once.

18, the right shoes, only the feet know; Only the heart knows the right person. Take a thousand roads, only one is suitable; If you meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.

19, a person is performing a one-man show, and a person appreciates this touching self-love.

20, some things, not care, but care about what can happen. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. Maturity is to face all the little things with a smile.

2 1, whenever, wherever and whatever you do; Please remember: I will always support you and miss you because you are my favorite person! I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever.

22. Your promise makes me feel that the ending of love will be beautiful. What I get from wishful thinking is fatigue, and crying for you is always not comforting. Dear, without you, the world will turn to ashes!

23. I wonder how you will remember me, smile or be silent, or forget that in your fleeting time, someone came like me.

24. It's easy to fall in love with someone, but it's not easy to stick to that promise after being dull. Love is never pandering. No quarrel, no scolding, is true love. In fact, if you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would still go over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

25. Watching the clock keep turning, I am watching your return, watching the years rise and fall with your dreams, and accompanying you to the end of the world with my innocence to change the world. I am still in a lonely harbor, and my heart has accompanied you to a distant place, looking forward to meeting you!

A brief love story: the third part

26, miss you, ice and snow melt into lake water; Miss you, the stars gather in the night sky; Love you, and a true heart will always beat for you. Dear, let's follow this beat and love each other forever.

27. The more indifferent you are, the more I want to get close to you. The more rational you are, the more I want to love you. No matter where you are, my love will always be with you, every moment.

No matter how hard you work today, the leaves will still fall tomorrow. There are many things in the world that cannot be advanced and live in the present.

29. Leaves are covered with branches to meet the baptism of wind and rain; Sunset and dusk are to set off the beauty of the starry sky; Flying angels look for love in tears; And lonely, I am writing a message of love with my thoughts.

30. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

3 1, the best way to love someone is to manage yourself and give them a quality lover. If you don't try your best to be nice to someone, that person will love you desperately. Earthly feelings inevitably have a realistic side: you are valuable and your contribution is valuable.

32. People who smoke will never smell their own smoke, and those who are loved will never know how difficult it is to love you.

33. Because of the vast sea of people, meeting you is the most beautiful accident. Everyone hopes to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years. As long as you don't let go, I can love you for a long time.

34. If you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you, and you don't know what you want. In the end, you can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings.

35, like is a touch of love. Love is deep love.

36. My misfortune lies precisely in my inability to refuse. I am afraid that once I refuse others, I will leave a rift in each other's hearts that will never heal.

37. You said I've changed, I admit it. I'm just not pestering you like I used to. Because I can't waste my feelings on someone who has never loved me.

38. One second surprises you, one minute touches you, one hour romanticizes you, one day warms you, one month warms you, one year is happy, and I love you all my life!

39. If you are not together, there is only one regret. If we are together, I'm afraid there will be more regrets.

40. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.