Tell a humorous joke to your girlfriend.

1 A couple quarreled. Woman: "You can't compare with anyone!" " "Man:" Yes, especially girlfriends! A tourist came to a country road and saw a street sign that said, "This road is closed." Seeing that there are no obstacles ahead, he is confident that he has rich travel experience and moves on. Soon, he found that a bridge was broken and had to turn around. When he came to the place where the road sign had just been placed, he saw on the back of the road sign: "Welcome back, fool 3. A little boy gave me a question: medically, the pain is divided into 12, which is 1 when staring at by mosquitoes and 12 when giving birth. /kloc-what is the pain of 0/3? I don't remember for a long time. What is more painful than having a baby? I said, death. He said no, and finally announced the answer? Being stared at by mosquitoes when giving birth. - ! My waterfall is sweating! He met an enchanting and rich woman and was fascinated by her. He quit his job, betrayed his fiancee and eloped with this woman. On the plane, the woman asked him, do you remember your grin sister who was humiliated by you in middle school? He zheng, at present the woman more see more feel familiar. Is that you? He asked. The woman shook her head and sneered. Thanks to you, she committed suicide after graduating from high school. He's scared. Who are you? The woman smiled insidiously. I am her brother. There is a car, the driver is a prince and the passengers are princesses. Whose car is this? -If 6, where do users like to turn off their phones? Someone said in Ningbo: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off. . 7 Girlfriend is reading a novel. Looking at it, he said to me, "Red apples are always used to describe girls' faces in books. Do you think my face looks like a red apple? " Boyfriend said, "Yes, it's just a rotten apple. 8. When I was in high school, as long as I was admitted, I envied the university. In college, I envied the failure of high school. I hope I can make your girlfriend happy and make you both feel better. Every day is sweet. ~ ~ These jokes are particularly embarrassing! Dedicated to sabotage! Look carefully at what it is! All right. Honey, I'm pregnant! She is a twin wife. My great-uncle is here. Have you had your period?