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The story of big rabbit and little rabbit

one

The big rabbit and the little rabbit eat together.

Little Nutbrown hare holds a rice bowl and says to Big Nutbrown hare, "I miss you."

"Am I not by your side?" Big Nutbrown hare said.

"But I still miss you." The little rabbit said nothing,

"I miss you every bite, so my rice is sweet and fragrant, even my favorite cabbage."

Big Nutbrown hare kept his head down and continued to eat.

Big rabbit and little rabbit are walking together.

Little Nutbrown hare hopped and said to Big Nutbrown hare, "I miss you."

"Am I not by your side?" Big Nutbrown hare said.

"But I still miss you." The rabbit stood on tiptoe.

"I miss you every step of the way, so no matter how long the road is, it is easy to walk, even if it is full of mud."

Big Nutbrown hare didn't speak, but walked slowly.

Big Nutbrown hare and Little Nutbrown hare sit together and watch the moon.

Little Nutbrown hare said to Big Nutbrown hare, "I miss you."

"Am I not by your side?" Big Nutbrown hare said.

"But I still miss you." Little rabbit cocked his head.

"I miss you every time I look at the moon, so the moon looks so beautiful, even if the dark clouds cover its light."

Big Nutbrown hare didn't speak, but looked up and continued to look at the moon.

Big Nutbrown hare and Little Nutbrown hare should go to bed.

Little rabbit covers the quilt and says to Big Rabbit, "I miss you."

"I'm by your side, aren't I?" Big Nutbrown hare said.

"But I still miss you." Little rabbit closed his eyes.

"I miss you every time I dream, so every dream is so warm that I won't be afraid even if there are monsters in it."

Big Nutbrown hare said nothing and went to bed.

Little rabbit fell asleep. Big Nutbrown hare kissed little Nutbrown hare gently on the forehead.

"Every day, every minute, I miss you, quietly."

two

Little rabbit is going to bed,

It sticks to big rabbit's long ears,

Tell big rabbit to listen.

"Guess how much I love you?" Asked little rabbit.

"oh! I probably can't guess. " Big Nutbrown hare said with a smile.

"I love you so much." The rabbit spread its arms as wide as possible.

The big rabbit has a pair of longer arms. He opened his eyes and said, "But I love you very much."

Little Nutbrown hare moved his right ear and thought, Well, this is really a lot.

"I love you as high as I can reach." Little Nutbrown hare raised her arm and said.

"I love you as high as I can reach." Big Nutbrown hare said.

Oh, thought Little Nutbrown hare, that's too bad. He is taller than me.

Little Nutbrown hare shouted, "I love you until I cross the path across the river."

Big Nutbrown hare said, "I love you until I cross the river and the mountain."

Little Nutbrown hare thought, that's really far away.

He rubbed his red eyes and began to feel sleepy. He can't think of anything.

The big rabbit gently picked up the little rabbit who often yawned.

Little Nutbrown hare closed his eyes and murmured, "I love you from here to the moon."

"oh! So far, "said Big Nutbrown hare. "It's really, really far."

Big Nutbrown hare gently put Little Nutbrown hare on the bed made of leaves.

Lower your head, kiss it and wish it good night.

Then, the big rabbit lies next to the little rabbit.

He smiled in a low voice and said, "I love you, from here to the moon and back."

three

Big Nutbrown hare is going on a business trip for a week.

Before leaving, Little Nutbrown hare hugged Big Nutbrown hare and said in Big Nutbrown hare's ear, "I will miss you."

Big Nutbrown hare said nothing, kissed little Nutbrown hare lightly on the forehead and turned away.

The first night, the little rabbit is called Big Rabbit.

Little rabbit said to big rabbit with red eyes, "I miss you." I'm sorry to wake up this morning and find that you are not with me. What about you? " Do you miss me? "

"I don't miss you very much," Big Nutbrown hare said quietly.

"Oh." Little rabbit hung up the phone.

The next night, Little Rabbit calls Big Rabbit.

Little rabbit said to big rabbit with red eyes, "I miss you." I'm sorry to find that you didn't have lunch with me. What about you? Do you miss me? "

"I don't miss you very much," Big Nutbrown hare said quietly.

"Oh." Little rabbit hung up the phone very grievance.

On the third night, Little Rabbit is called Big Rabbit. Little rabbit said to big rabbit with red eyes, "I miss you." When I went out for a walk at night, I was sad to find that you were not with me. What about you? " Do you miss me? "

"I don't miss you very much," Big Nutbrown hare said quietly.

"Oh." Little rabbit hung up the phone.

After that, Little Rabbit never called again.

On the fifth day, Big Rabbit came back.

Little Nutbrown hare looked at Big Nutbrown hare calmly and said, "I don't miss you."

Big Nutbrown hare hugged little Nutbrown hare.

I leaned over its ear and said, "But I miss you very much. Every day I try to tell myself not to miss you, for fear that I can't help coming back to see you like this. I don't want to be apart from you in the future. "

four

Big Nutbrown hare acted like a hooligan in front of little Nutbrown hare.

Rabbits must make ten expressions before eating.

Little rabbit wants to muddle through.

Big Nutbrown hare often says this doesn't count.

When Little Rabbit finished, Big Rabbit shed tears.

Big Nutbrown hare said that Little Nutbrown hare really didn't know how much he loved her.

Big Nutbrown hare said to remember all the expressions of Little Nutbrown hare.

So that we can clearly remember the appearance of the rabbit when we parted.

Little rabbit went crazy in front of big rabbit. He also hit the big rabbit.

Big Nutbrown hare told Little Nutbrown hare to stand up as punishment. He also said that the rabbit should not bow. He should straighten his waist.

Big Nutbrown hare and Little Nutbrown hare become very childish when they are together.

Even the voice is childish.

The big rabbit with stubble dragged the little rabbit crazy in the street.

Then he said "fly". He ran away with the rabbit.

The little rabbit laughed at the unbalanced development of the left and right brains of the big rabbit.

Big Nutbrown hare laughed, and then frightened little Nutbrown hare.

Big Nutbrown hare always tells little Nutbrown hare to eat more.

Rabbits are not allowed to wear short skirts.

Often say: I am not happy ~! I don't like you very much.

But the big rabbit will cry in front of the little rabbit.

Will cry when the little rabbit can't bear the big rabbit.

Big Nutbrown hare often says that Little Nutbrown hare is disobedient.

Then he was angry with the rabbit.

Big Nutbrown hare often says that little Nutbrown hare is buried, but big Nutbrown hare often kisses little Nutbrown hare's feet.

Little rabbit often says big rabbit is stingy.

But Little Nutbrown hare knows that Big Nutbrown hare is willing to give Little Nutbrown hare anything.

The big rabbit will go crazy because he can't find the little rabbit.

The big rabbit will be crazy and sad because the little rabbit runs away.

But Big Nutbrown hare has always loved Little Nutbrown hare.

Big Nutbrown hare knows that little Nutbrown hare can't run away.

Without the big rabbit, the little rabbit would have no world.

The big rabbit gives the little rabbit chocolate balls.

Big rabbit helps little rabbit kill zombies. Big Nutbrown hare said to protect little Nutbrown hare.

Big Nutbrown hare often says that Little Nutbrown hare is a troublesome thing, and Big Nutbrown hare also says that Little Nutbrown hare is a fat and short person. ...

O(∩_∩)O Haha, big rabbit, big rabbit, that's what you are, isn't it?

Little Nutbrown hare asked Big Nutbrown hare: Why can't little Nutbrown hare be a big Nutbrown hare?

Big Nutbrown hare said: Because you are a little rabbit!

Little Nutbrown hare said, Will Big Nutbrown hare always be a big Nutbrown hare?

Big Nutbrown hare said: You stupid little Nutbrown hare, Big Nutbrown hare will always be a big Nutbrown hare ~!