The funniest jokes of 2020

1. Compared with the weakness of poverty, ugliness is nothing to mention!

2. My mother looked at the beautiful daughter of a relative and said to me: Her face looks like someone who has had sex, but your face looks like someone who has sat on it!

3. I was beaten when I was a child, and I felt extremely wronged. I felt that I was definitely not my biological child, and I always planned to run away from home. Now that I have a child, I suddenly realized that my parents really loved me when they didn’t beat me to death. Me!

4. If you like someone, you should confess it. Don’t worry about it. Although the possibility of failure is high, what if it becomes a spare tire?

5. The reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is because there is no fat on your face.

6. When looking for a girlfriend, you should find someone who doesn’t like to wear makeup. If you put it on once in a while, you will feel your heartbeat. If you find someone who always puts on makeup and doesn't do it once in a while, you will easily die suddenly!

7. Foodies are all kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

8. Don’t always think that pie will fall from the sky. It is not realistic at all. You must be down-to-earth, maybe you will find money on the ground.

9. When I was chasing my girlfriend, I went to her house at night, but she didn’t want her. My finger was caught in the door, and it was so painful that I couldn’t see it. She refused to let him play. His front foot went out and his back foot was caught by her door. He fell so hard that his mouth was full of mud. He forced himself to crawl out, his eyes full of longing for freedom.

10. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

11. Nowadays, the Internet often creates an illusion for me: everyone in the world is very rich, but I am not.

12. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. I have diarrhea when I eat, cucumbers and watermelons. How can I get back to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

13. The goddess told me that if I like her, I should not say it, because my wish will not work if I say it.

14. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived.

15. Female: “Why don’t you have a girlfriend since we broke up?” Male: “After I broke up with you, I have seen many women, some have eyes like yours, some have lips like yours, It’s a pity that no one is as blind as you.”

16. Friends of others encourage each other to work hard together; my friends and I both hope that the other person will work hard to become rich and wait for nothing.

17. The ideal love is like this: withered vines and old trees, crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, heater, mobile phone and cantaloupe, the sun sets, you are ugly, nothing is wrong, I am blind!