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Fake composition, the second volume of grade six
She trembled and held the child tightly. In the face of a knife-like wind, my mother only hopes that the bus will come soon. At this time, a middle-aged man in a mink coat walked to the bus stop where the mother and son got on the bus, glanced at his mother and looked at the big characters on the bus stop where the mother and son got on the bus. When I walked to the ordinary station, I saw a long line of people, shook my hands a few times, took a few breaths, and then simply put my hand into my big pocket. ...
I don't know when, the middle-aged man has occupied the absolute advantage of the first place on the bus between mother and son! And mother is not only afraid, but also very cold. She hid behind the sign with her child in her arms, shivering. At this time, several men came again. They all followed the example of middle-aged men and stood at the place where mother and son got on the bus without hesitation. Mother looked at them piteously. The child cried with cold, but the men were indifferent.
This is a picture in "Pseudoilliteracy" painted by the famous cartoonist Hua. Not only do I feel wronged for the mother, but why do those people take the place where mother and son get on the bus? Can't they read? All illiterate? No way, there will be illiterate people with glasses in the world? What a joke!
In life, there are many such situations. Once I went to the hospital to visit my cousin, and it was clearly written in the hospital: no smoking. But I still see many people smoking; There are classified trash cans on the street, but some people either throw garbage anywhere, even if it is only a few steps away from the trash can, or throw garbage without sorting.
If his family is civilized, polite and considerate, don't study like those "fake illiterates" in "Fake Illiteracy".
Grade 6, Pengjie No.2 Primary School, luqiao district, Taizhou, Zhejiang: Wang Xinyi
Article 2 Pseudoilliteracy
"I'm freezing to death in this winter!" "yes! Yes! Why hasn't the car come yet? " "Well, why haven't you come yet?" "It's too cold! Damn weather. " This is the complaint of four middle-aged men waiting for the bus at the station. It seems that they have been waiting for a long time.
Huh? "Mother-child boarding house", why are these four people standing in the mother-child boarding house? Can't they read? How come? Why is there a mother and son behind the stop sign? It seems that they have been waiting for a long time, but because all four people are standing in the driveway, she can only stand aside and wait for the bus. However, they are illiterate, so be considerate ... huh? They don't look illiterate. Look:
The first one is fat, all famous brands, and he is a complete entrepreneur. How can he be illiterate? Judging from his appearance, he seems to be angry. He didn't see the words on the stop sign: Why can't I wait for the bus here? It's so cold that I don't care what mother and son get on the bus.
Behind him is a gentle young man from the opposite building. He looks like a white-collar worker. He must be educated. Looking at his annoying expression, I closed my eyes as if I didn't see it: who said I can't read? I didn't see it at all, and I can't blame me.
The third is a soldier. "This year, even the soldiers can't read. Hey! The woman holding the baby can't help sighing in a low voice. Although this soldier has received a strict education, there are so many people here that no one will notice him, really? Don't I notice him now?
The last one seems to be divorced from the working class, but at least these words are recognized. You see, he seems to be secretly pleased with himself for grabbing the seat. I can't stand the cold wearing this mask today. It's stupid not to get on the bus here!
Fake illiteracy not only represents the low knowledge and culture, but also shows the low moral quality of that society. What is the reason why the literacy activity started at 1992 has ended so far?
Grade 6 of the Second Complete Primary School in Zheng 'an County, Zunyi City, Guizhou Province: Zhang Ying
Article 3 Pseudoilliteracy
I saw a cartoon "Pseudoilliteracy" today, and I felt a lot.
The cartoon is about: One day, a short woman wearing cloth shoes and a headscarf was waiting at the "mother-infant boarding house" with her several-month-old child in her arms. Suddenly, a man with a big belly came, and he knew at a glance that he was an official. He walked under the sign, squinted and pretended not to know the words "mother and son get on the bus". At this moment, another young man in a fur hat and coat came. He just closed his eyes and pretended not to see the words on the sign. The third man wore a cap, a thick fur coat and big eyes, humming leisurely, stamping his feet from time to time to find the rhythm. The fourth person wears a mask and looks at the first three people with complaining eyes, as if complaining about too many people. These "mother and son" swaggered and stood at the "mother and son boarding place" waiting for the bus, but the real mother and son were pushed aside.
Seeing this, I am very angry. Did the dog eat your conscience? Didn't you see five words that big? Are you all illiterate and blind?
In fact, there are many selfish people like them in life! For example, there is a wooden sign on the ground that says "The grass is alive, please don't trample on it" in the morning, but children's laughter can still be heard on the grass. For example, the thief stole things blatantly on the bus, but no one stood up to stop it. Everyone watched the thief swagger off the bus. For another example, in a crowded waiting room, a young man sits comfortably in the "pregnant woman's seat", next to a pregnant woman with a big belly.
What would the world be like if everyone did this? I can't imagine. So I call on everyone to help you with a kind heart. If everyone can put themselves in others' shoes, the world will naturally be happier and more peaceful, and the world will naturally become better. Let's act for a better tomorrow!
Grade 6 of Guangshui No.1 Complete Primary School, Guangshui City, Suizhou City, Hubei Province: Wang Longpan
Reflections on the fourth cartoon "Fake Illiteracy"
In today's Chinese class, we saw a cartoon "Fake Illiteracy" drawn by the famous cartoonist Mr. Hua, which was deeply touched.
The picture shows that the sign at the station reads "Mother and son get on the bus", but there are several men waiting to get on the bus. Some of them wear fur coats, some wear military coats, some wear shoes and glasses, and some wear white coats ... They don't look like uneducated people who don't know these words, but they all turn a blind eye to the signs. Next to the sign, a mother and son stood looking at the men with amazing eyes, but she dared not criticize them.
Don't they know the words "mother and son get on the bus"? No, they just pretend not to know each other. They are just selfish and only consider their own interests. What qualifications do they have to stand in the maternal and child boarding house? Is it because of money and status?
The first person in the painting, wearing a fur coat, should be able to read. The second man, wearing a military coat, is also a learned man. He put his hands in his pockets and looked carefree. There was no shame on his face, but he looked natural. Some people in the back closed their eyes, some people pretended not to see it ... it was really chilling! Look at their clean and tidy appearance, in fact, they are dirty inside!
It can only be said that the status of interests in people's minds is getting higher and higher, while the status of morality is slowly declining. They will use even a little.
There are many such fake illiterates in life. On the trash can plaque, a small sign reads: Please don't litter, but some people don't want to throw it into the trash can after taking more than two steps. There is a sign on the lawn that says: Don't trample on the lawn, but try to be trampled on a path on the lawn. A sign above the faucet reads: Please don't let the faucet cry, but the faucet still "tears". ...
Do these people really don't know these words? No, it's just that they pretend not to see. If everyone turns a blind eye to the slogan, what a cruel society this society will become! Then, let's put an end to pseudo-illiteracy!
Sixth grade: Walking through the Happy House
Chapter V Terrible Pseudoilliteracy —— Thoughts after Reading Pseudoilliteracy
I saw a satirical cartoon in a Chinese book today, which made me feel a lot.
The title of this cartoon is Pseudoilliteracy. The picture shows that on an evening when the north wind roared, I saw four tall and burly strong men waiting in line at the "mother-baby bus stop" of the station, while the thin woman next to her was pushed aside with her baby in her arms. Helpless, she can only silently accept everything in front of her.
After reading it, I was deeply touched: don't those four people know how to read? Don't they see the thin mother and son? Do they turn a blind eye to the rules of the station?
In real society, there are always some people who violate social moral standards for convenience. For example, on the bus, you didn't notice that some young people ignored moral norms and sat comfortably in special seats such as the elderly, the disabled and pregnant women, while those who got special seats could only stand by and do nothing. Their behavior is as shameful as this "fake illiteracy". Look at those four strong men. Everyone closed their eyes, ignoring the condemned eyes of women and the notice of the station. This is a veritable "fake illiteracy". These fake illiterates who ignore public morality are more blind and terrible than real illiterates. These four seemingly strong and healthy strong men are the most in need of help, and their defects are also the most in need of repair.
In my life, I hope these events will gradually disappear; I hope that people will never become "fake illiterates" again, and that people can abide by social moral standards and codes of conduct.
I will keep this cartoon in mind and always remind me never to be a "fake illiterate". I should put myself in the shoes and help those in need with a kind heart.
Grade 6 of Xiguan Experimental Primary School in Guangzhou, Guangdong: Luo
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