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Rotten hat

It is both grand and imposing, and the felt hats are put together. As soon as it was eaten by a bug, the two brothers pushed each other and recognized that it was not eaten by a bug. The scholar is passing by, so he should reason with the scholar and ask him to decide. The scholar looked at the rotten hat carefully over and over again, but said loudly, "This hat is yours, too!" " Q: "How can I see it?" The scholar said, "Didn't you hear the annotation of" University ":Xuan (being the first) (being a moth), looking grand (the hat is homophonic)."

To annotate ...

1. Promote competition and strive for concessions.

2. Right, just right.

3. Look sideways.

4. publicize, carry forward and show off.

Translation:

There are two brothers named Alexander and Shenger. The felt hats they wear are put together. One of the hats was eaten by a bug, and the two brothers pushed each other and refused to take it. They each decided that what was not eaten by insects was their own and began to grab it. A scholar happened to pass by. They thought the scholar was reasonable and asked him to make a decision. The scholar looked at the rotten hat again and again, then squinted at Alexander and said, "This is your hat!" " "Shanda asked," How do you know? " The reader said, "Didn't you hear the annotation in" University "that it was (the first time) to put on a grand appearance (hat)? "

short review

The last sentence seems difficult to understand. Read the Book of Rites? Zhu Dui's annotation is well known in Da Xue.

Originally, The Book of Songs? Now there is a poem called Joe:

Looking forward to the Olympics, bamboo is embarrassed. There are bandits and gentlemen, such as cutting, cutting and grinding. She is awkward, she is awkward. There are bandits and gentlemen, so you can't be embarrassed.

Looking forward to the Olympics, green bamboo. There are bandits, gentlemen. They will be as good as stars. She's embarrassed. She's embarrassed. There are bandits and gentlemen, so you can't be embarrassed.

Looking forward to the Olympics, green bamboo is like a basket. There are bandits, such as gold, tin, jade, jade. Wide and wide, heavy and heavy. Be good at joking, not abusing.

This is a poem praising the virtue and image of men. Praise the noble character of a gentleman with tall, straight, green and dense bamboo.

For He Xi Xi and The Book of Rites? The university thinks that "hehe" means "noisy" and "hehe hehe" means "hehe is noisy", so it explains that "noisy is dignified." Zhu's evaluation of this sentence is: "Xuanhe, Xuanhe is to show off, that is to say, to show off a grand appearance.

I didn't expect this ignorant scholar to recite "Xuanzhe" as "the first moth", and "appearance" was originally "the appearance of ……", but this so-called "scholar" took it as a hat.

I don't study well, no wonder I have to make jokes.