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What attracts men more than beauty?

Normal desires are understandable, and people will face many temptations when they live in the world; But excessive desire can distort people and torture them for the sake of temptation. The article "Bai Yuyu" in Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio tells us that it is really difficult for men to resist the temptation, especially the temptation of women, but women are not the most attractive thing for men. Although Wu Qing 'an is a well-known teenager, when he was young, he didn't believe there was a golden house in the book. Convince him that "wealth is innate" is just an evaluation after Mr. Ge read his article. Ge Taishi "invited good people to his home, drawing their advice", and after meeting him, he gave the comment that "many talented people are like Wu Sheng and poor people are long". In fact, this is also a compliment. A talented man like Pu Songling was poor all his life. When I wrote this sentence in this novel, I was afraid I couldn't agree. Jia Pingwa's novel The Wasted Capital has been controversial since its publication, with many admirers and detractors. Whether you admire it or vilify it, the "waste capital" is banned there, and the space is still empty there. However, the republished "Waste Capital" after the lifting of the ban insists on Ji Xianlin's sentence "In 20 years, Waste Capital will shine brilliantly", which makes people look down on it-everyone knows that Ji Lao said a lot of pertinent words, but everyone knows that Ji Lao said a lot of stupid things. Does Ji Lao evaluate "The Waste Capital" as the former or the latter? We don't know the level of Ge Taishi's evaluation of the article, but judging from the fact that Xiao Wu failed in the imperial examination in Sun Shan, his evaluation of Xiao Wu's classmates should be untrue. However, Xiao Wu is willing to believe that Master Ge has a bright eye and knows people well. Not only did he believe it himself, but he also used it to swindle and cheat everywhere, making what was originally controversial like truth. Confident, Xiao Wu drooled over Mrs. Ge's beautiful young daughter and vowed to others, "Please wait for me for three years, or I won't get married." Why does Xiao Wu want the best three years of youth? His capital is actually just a joke of the beautiful father. Later, Xiao Wu met a scholar named Bai Yuyu, who was "white beard, thin waist and long claws" and they hit it off at first sight. The person riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a prince charming. Xiao Bai is a different person. The books he reads are "not very learned" and "never very capable". The ubiquitous transcendental white color naturally attracts ordinary people in the world, and the effect of "talking a little to open people's hearts" must be a cinch. Xiaobai suggested that Xiao Wu practice with him. "Life is about children." . Xiao Wu euphemistically rejected Xiao Bai's kindness with the words "I'm sick, I'm horny". Xiaobai is not discouraged. You Xiao Wu are honest and lewd. In fact, you don't know that beauty is a great temptation for men, but it is not the biggest temptation. There are two things that can shock people more than beauty, one is more beautiful beauty, and the other is the ultimate sense of belonging. Xiaobai used these two things to let Xiao Wu give up the world and become a monk with peace of mind. Next, Xiao Bai arranged a free trip to the Heavenly Palace for Xiao Wu. The world likes to call the most prosperous and lively place on earth a paradise on earth, like to call the great differences far apart, and like to call the most beautiful song "This song should only exist in heaven". The happiness of heaven has always existed only in people's imagination. When Xiao Wu arrived in heaven and earth, the biggest feeling was that the previous years were all in vain. The women in the heavenly palace are naturally much more beautiful than the beautiful women in the world. The key is that all the beautiful women here are considerate and considerate. "Look at those four women. They are charming and unique." Compared with the women here, the little brother who stays in the boudoir at home is simply not a species with others. Xiao Wu can't help but feel uneasy. Xiao Wu, who has a strong sexual desire, probably guessed that although the consumption here is very high, Xiao Bai will eventually pay the bill, so he said with a straight face: "It is hard to find a beauty in the world, and it is difficult for you to pick incense. Can you make me really ecstatic? " Seeing that the ditty had entered the song, Xiaobai deliberately said, "I have a beauty in my heart, so why should I be taken care of by a giant eye?" It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Don't you have a daughter-in-law brother who hasn't been through the door? Xiao Wu apologized again and again, blaming himself for being blind in Mount Tai, saying, "I know what I saw today." Xiaobai defeated the beauty in Xiao Wu's heart with more beautiful beauty. There are so many beautiful women in front of Xiao Wu, let him choose for himself. Xiao Wu "can't self-determine." At this time, Xiao Wu, who is hot inside, has lost his basic judgment on beauty. Xiao Wu, who has never seen flowers, thinks that Xiao Ge is a delicate flower. Xiao Wu, who has seen a group of flowers competing with each other, thinks that Xiao Ge is at best a cow dung. Xiao Wu, who has been to the Heavenly Palace, will feel "gone" when he returns to the world and looks at anything again. The Chinese beauty who had a one-night stand with Xiao Wu later gave birth to a son. She sent the child to Xiao Wu and then "hurried away". Xiao Wu is "strong and happy", and the beauty said, "It used to be a marriage, but now it is a permanent trick. A hundred-year-old couple will stop here." Once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. After that night's greed, everything else was just a cloud. What do you miss? At this point, Xiao Bai used the words "everything is a cloud" to make Xiao Wu shake his original ideal of studying and starting a business, which made him seriously doubt the ultimate destination of people. Usually, everyone has their own final destination. For example, officials imagine that they have more power, businessmen imagine that they earn more benefits, or a combination of the two. Officials pursue economic interests and businessmen turn to officialdom for power. Those who have a clear understanding of the world and doubt the ultimate destination of people are either tired of being an official and doing business, or want to be an official and do business without making money. Xiaobai used a day trip to let Xiao Wu know this process and see this reincarnation clearly. Qing Wu 'an had an ancestor named Wu Qi. The young Wuqi left Weiguo and began to wander the rivers and lakes. His old mother begged him to stay, but he ignored him. Not long after his mother's death, he acted as usual, laughing and laughing, without any sadness, and even didn't mean to go home and see. He ran from Weiguo to Lu, just in time for Qi to attack Lu. The situation is very critical, and King Lu is ready to use Wu Qi as the general and lead the troops to crusade against Qi. Some people in Lu say that Wuqi's wife is from Qi, and she won't really work for Qi. "Wuqi wanted to be famous, so he killed his wife." The crazy pursuit of power turned Wuqi from a person into an animal. When Wu Qi died, he fell on the body of the king of Chu and wept bitterly. At the last moment of his life, he finally understood that everything was a cloud. Therefore, Xiao Wu "makes people sue the Taishi, and they must hide, not choose a good horse." Xiao Wu said: "I am not only not interested in fame, but also indifferent to Yan Hao." I left quietly, just as I came gently. Five gently waved and didn't take little brother away. Just after reading the original text intensively and sitting down, there are 28 demons recommending fragrant tea. In a short time, there are four beautiful women singing together and giving things around them. This just feel a slight itch on the back, beauty is just slender fingers and long armor. I feel uneasy and uneasy. When you are slightly drunk, you will gradually lose self-control. Laugh at a beautiful woman and talk to her. A beautiful woman needs to be laughed at and avoided. Bering is full of songs, and those who wear crimson clothes attract guests, that is, turn to clear songs before the banquet. Ao Cao, the beauty supervisor of all walks of life, has different voices. Those who wear beautiful clothes also sing. There is also a man in purple, and a pale and soft man, giggling, secretly giving in to each other and refusing to move forward. When Bering sang, people in purple came to hold lamps, cups and scratch their wrists. The girl smiled and dropped the cup. The woman smiled in vain and picked up the cup. She bowed her head and whispered, "It's as cold as a ghost's hand." Laugh in vain and punish yourself for singing and dancing. After the dance, those pale ones flew away again, stunned and unable to stab. Women are ashamed of holding wine, so they drink heavily. -"Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio" Volume Three White Jade