Except for the little black cat, I tricked the lame to stand up-the black cat was arrogant.

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Gu Ye, the third young master of Gu Family, is a Woodenhead who stutters. He can't remember the answer to a question ten times, and he is afraid to reply when he is beaten. This is a shame for the giants.

In a rage, his father sent him back to his hometown in the countryside during the Chinese New Year. Unexpectedly, he looked like a different person when he came back. Half a year later, he was admitted to the First University of Imperial City with the first grade in the whole school!

The whole giant circle was shocked!

After receiving the letter of admission, the family looked for Gu Ye for three days and finally found him under an inconspicuous overpass. Gu Ye, who was beaten and didn't dare to say anything, was setting up a stall, stepping on gangsters at his feet, and painting while selling: "Exorcism, Guanyin Town Anfu, Zhai Town Exorcism, Exorcism ... are on sale! As long as someone is predestined friends, it's one yuan and eighty-eight! Don't miss passing by! " He looked down at his feet and smiled and said, "I made a special character to correct evil." I think each of you needs three. "

The master of metaphysics who dares to wander in the air is attacked by gentle scum, the devil wears prada and the crazy devil who dotes on his wife.

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After some questioning, Gu Decheng calmly went to the place where Gu Ye and Gu Yang "made up lessons". He has decided that no matter what the third child is doing, he should tell him calmly.

Mr. Gu found two old people under an ordinary overpass. His third son, Gu Ye, is sitting leisurely on a pony with a white linen cloth with many spells on it. Behind him stood a white cloth banner with two big letters: Zhuan Xu!

Looking at Gu Ye's side again, Mr. Gu was almost out of breath. His youngest son has a normal painting style, wearing a Yao robe with gossip printed on his chest, wearing sunglasses and holding a big sign in his hand. He doodled a young monk wearing a cassock on it, and wrote a line around him: exorcism from ancestors, exorcism, and professional feng shui of Yin and Yang. Break five lines of gossip, name the five elements, measure personality, break the future, treat children's exogenous shock and lose their souls for free, and double the price of digging graves ~

For a time, Mr. Gu put the idea of "having a good talk" behind him and took out another golf club from under his seat.

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"You are stupid!" Hu Yu is anxious for her and completely considerate of her friends. "Gu Yang is only sixteen this year, and your family is sixty. If one day he is a little surprised, your family's fortune will score four points. Who is your oldest child? You don't know? " They're here. How much can you two share? In my opinion, it's better for the third child to be silly all day ... "Hu Yu winked at Mrs. Gu." You said, it can also reduce a competitor ...! ! "

Hu Yu's words haven't say that finish, Mrs Gu grumpy stood up, grabbed Hu Yu's hair, another hand mercilessly smoked in the past, slapped Hu Yu, "it's him again, and I made a shit and a urine! I am a stepmother. Yes, I admit that I am partial, but I have raised him for eighteen years. He just needs to call me mom, he's my son! You heartless little bitch, how dare you instigate me to kill my son! You fucking don't want to die! "

It is said that the first wife is dignified and the second wife is spoiled. When Gu Decheng took a fancy to Mrs. Gu, she also took a fancy to her fiery temper. She can play the coquetry, carry things, and fall down when the wind blows, let alone help him with his children, and can't even take care of herself. Hu Yu is also a good family. I've never seen such a sultry rich girl since I was a child. There is no room for resistance. Mrs. Gu slapped several times and caught several times.

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When Mrs. Gu came home, Gu Ye and Gu Yang were packing their schoolbags, and high school students were all on campus. They are only allowed to go home once a month for only three days, so they bring a lot of things.

Mrs. Gu checked their schoolbags, went to the kitchen to get a lot of dried meat, fruit, bread and snacks, and stuffed them into their schoolbags.

Gu Ye looked at Gu Yang's schoolbag and whispered, "I think there are more brothers than me."

"Really?" Gu Yang looked embarrassed and wanted to compare. Mrs. Gu snapped off his paws angrily and was a little embarrassed, so she stuffed a bag of beef jerky for Mr. Gu. "There are still half a year before the college entrance examination, so eat more and catch up."

Gu Ye contentedly picked up his schoolbag and smiled: "Thank you, Mom!"

This mom, let Mrs. Gu's expression, the mood is a bit complicated. Looking at Gu Ye's smiling face, she couldn't help it. Her mouth was hooked up and she rubbed it hard on Gu Ye's head. "Study hard! Don't let others call you stupid! "

Gu Ye smiled and nodded, "Mi!"

Bian Xiaoping

This article of piān is a supernatural work, which tells the love story between Gu Ye, a master of metaphysics, and Yu Xuan, a master of jade family. The reason why I chose these three clips is because the author's setting of characters is funny, the old child's stubborn father and the real stepmother who really cares for the calf. As for the love story of two people, it is not too dramatic. Lovely people who like this humorous setting can start!

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When it comes to the most timeless classics, what comes to mind first? Ginseng doll, Chinese zodiac, what's wrong with the sea and what's wrong with the sky? Maybe you will say that you really haven't heard of it, let alone seen it. So, what about Black Cat Sheriff, Sloppy King, Rubik's Cube Building and Shukebeta? In fact, these cartoons can be called classics, representing that era. As long as you look at them with your heart, you will find that they have many meanings that comics have never had. No, if you talk too much, you don't need to watch too much. But when we look back at those classic China cartoons with a sense of the times, you will find that you have seen a lot but forgot, and there are also many things you didn't know before. Then, let's review the classic animation of that year with Sunshine Fungus to see how many people still remember that era. Animation, Comics and Animation

As a post-80s animation, the legend of gobbledygook must have seen it. Although it seems that the animation production is simple and the painting style is very retro, it is also very fascinating for the post-80 s at that time. In short, the story that touched Hu was that the scholars in the Heavenly Palace stole the gobbledygook and carved it on the stone wall, and then it was stolen by three bad foxes. After practicing gobbledygook magic, the fox will harm the world. Finally, swan eggs were transformed into human eggs. After learning magic, he destroyed three fox demons with the scholar, and the scholar was caught back to heaven for revealing secrets.

The mouse in Shuke and Beita has always been hated by people. There is a saying that "when a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts", but Shuke and Beita in the animation completely subverts this statement. No matter where the hero comes from, as long as he is enthusiastic about helping others, he will maintain peace, that is, "good man (mouse)."

"Snow Child" In winter, the mother rabbit is going to find food for the winter, and the little white rabbit is clamoring to go. Mother rabbit made a snow doll to play with. Later, while the white rabbit was sleeping, the white rabbit's house caught fire. In order to save the white rabbit, Zi Xue rushed into the house for rescue. Although the rabbit survived, Zi Xue turned into a pool of snow. Animation, Comics and Animation

If you are a child who doesn't like cleanliness, you will be taken to the kingdom of mice and become a tool for their experiments. In this way, the protagonist was sent to the mouse kingdom, but the protagonist who later learned the truth successfully escaped through the help of animal friends and his own efforts. Since then, there has never been a sloppy king.

The story of two generations of love is a famous clever man riding a donkey. He can come up with all kinds of ideas to play tricks on stupid bad guys as long as his eyes roll, and the story of two generations of love is also composed of more than a dozen short stories, each UShi will bring people laughter, and each story also carries a certain cultural spirit.

Everyone knows the story of the Monkey King's demon-lowering and exorcism in "Grey Bean", but at first, a little demon was left in the crack of a demon cave that was destroyed thousands of years ago. After a thousand years, Xiao Yao should study hard! After that, I did all kinds of good things, in order to make up for the mistakes made by my ancestors thousands of years ago, and to make people realize that goblins are also good. Animation, Comics and Animation

Many people know the story of "Three Monks" where three monks are drinking water. I believe many people have seen the animation of this story at first, but who can really remember it now? At first, this animation can be said to be very simple, not only the story is simple but also the style of painting is simple, but the reason is not simple.

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When it comes to the black cat policeman ZH m m m ng, everyone will think of his theme song, "Eyes are as wide as two bells, smart as lightning, ears stand like antennas, and listen to all suspicious sounds. You sharpen your claws and patrol everywhere. You bring us peace of life. Aha, sheriff black cat! Aha, sheriff black cat! " So much for nostalgic songs. In fact, countless people watched this animation at first, but until now everyone didn't realize that this childhood classic domestic animation only had a short "five episodes". This picture put by Sunshine Fungus is a classic posture of the black cat sheriff. Sheriff Black Cat raised his pistol handsomely and fired four shots in a row. Then four words appeared on the screen: "Please watch the next episode!"

"Huluwa" When Sunshine Auricularia was young, there was a set of Huluwa DVD at home. At that time, I was fascinated by all kinds of animation. If you really count how many times you have watched it, it can really be a representative animation of an era. Now, the well-known gourd baby has become the representative of collapse.

"Big-headed son and little-headed father" was a popular animated character at that time, just like Xiong Er, the big bear now. At that time, this animation taught us a lot of knowledge, but the only thing we didn't realize at that time was why our son was so like uncle Wang next door. Animation, Comics and Animation

"Eye of the Sky" A boy from another planet, due to accidental reasons, went to the home of Xiangling, an earth girl, and helped Xiangling and her classmates realize their dreams and solve problems with his superhuman magic, but he also made a series of jokes. This animation was actually very popular at that time, but I didn't watch it because my age was over the age range of accepting this animation.

Journey to the West animation shows the process of Tang Priest's learning from the scriptures in the form of animation, which is also very effective in depicting characters. This animation has 52 episodes. Everyone who saw this animation at first should be parents, right? Animation cartoon animation in fact, there are many domestic animation works, and there are countless works that can represent an era. Perhaps the works listed by Sunshine Fungus are not your childhood, but these works are still precious memories of those who regard them as childhood.