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The one who knows the three-character classic of "old people are difficult"

It's hard to get old, it's hard to get old. Persuade people not to think too much. I thought others were old at first, but now it's my turn.

It's too difficult, too difficult. Listen to me from the beginning. Deafness is difficult to talk to people, and the difference is annoying.

Birds are blindfolded, like swimming, and their noses and tears are often wiped away. People can't see clearly in front of them, and often regard Li Si as Zhang San.

Young man, laugh at us and call me confused and sour. Friends and relatives, old and young, are annoyed, and children, grandchildren and daughters-in-law are disrespectful.

My teeth are gone again, my mouth is watering, and hard things are hard to chew and swallow. If you bite badly, you will choke and get stuck in your throat for a long time.

Really uncomfortable, color change, life and death are in sight. Children and grandchildren don't give tea, but keep saying that old people are greedy.

A runny nose, such as pus, often flows to the chest. Everyone is tired of a small rice bowl, and everyone is tired to accompany the guests to the table.

Less hair, cold head, sour head and cool wind, often wearing a hat when sleeping in cold weather, being pulled over is afraid of pneumatic drills.

Sleeping sideways, turning over is difficult, and the whole body hurts, which is terrible. I hope I can't sleep. I pee seven or eight times a night.

Afraid of long nights, cold, and often troubled by wind diseases. Old people with lung deficiency often cough and spit it out in one mouthful.

Kids, they hate us and call me sloppy. How many years do you want to live if you are old enough to die?

Foot numbness and leg pain. It's really hard to move, sit and lie down. Walking on the kang is like climbing Mount Tai.

Heartless, no memory, often admitted to the third year of high school. I forget it when I think about it. It's annoying.

There are endless hardships in the old age, and a kind-hearted gentleman can participate carefully.

For the elderly, don't be too suspicious. Life cannot be a pure teenager. As time flies, when people get old, it is difficult for everyone to get old.

Everyone should respect the elderly and their reputation.

Transferred from the online spiritual home of middle-aged and elderly people-China Senior Community (www.cnlnsq.com)