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Write a composition about telling jokes to your family.

1. Write a composition telling jokes to your family, write your family's expressions and write a diary full of joy. 1. Smile, an ordinary action, a mysterious action.

Of all the creatures on the earth, only human beings can laugh. The laughter of the group builds peace, the laughter of others leads to understanding, and the laughter of the self is the purifying agent of the soul.

Perhaps because of loss, perhaps because of betrayal, perhaps because of more troubles and bitterness, our muscles have become stiff; Because of the rapid changes in society, people's smiles are difficult to distinguish between true and false ... Because of this, we should try our best to make sincere smiles to ourselves and others, which is from the heart. In the warm spring, try to throw a comfortable smile at the lush flowers, leisurely white clouds and a few weak water waves.

In the busy work and study, try to throw a knowing smile at the classmates who pass by you. In today's competitive society, in the countless competitions in life, try to throw a friendly smile at your competitors.

When others are hostile or hurt you, you don't have to glare, but you can still smile back. Laughter is a pitying criticism of the other party.

There are small contradictions between classmates, so don't glare at them right away. You smile with tolerance, believing that laughter will build a bridge of friendship between you and your classmates. The bridge of friendship was not built in a day. If it collapses, it will be difficult to build it again.

For this bridge of friendship, please smile at your classmates and treat everyone around you in your daily life. Some things can be done again when they are wrong, but the mental damage cannot be healed with the passage of time. Laughter is a good medicine, which can prevent mental injury.

Learning is not smooth sailing. There will always be setbacks and blows on the road of learning. Don't let your exam results determine your happiness, anger, sadness and joy.

Those who dare to laugh at failure are brave, laugh at fighting and face failure with a smile. Let laughter turn into a gust of wind, blow the dust scattered in my heart, let laughter be like a ray of sunshine, and bring warmth to my cold heart.

Ordinary people are outstanding because of laughter, and poor people are rich because of laughter. Try it, laugh! No matter how depressed and depressed you are, laughter can make you optimistic, cheerful, civilized, rational and noble.

Please try, from every dull smile to success! Do you want to know how I spent my after-school life on the happy road? I like reading extracurricular books, drawing, singing and flying kites. My after-school life is always so relaxed and happy, so colorful and so happy.

In sunny spring, I like flying kites in Xintian Ecological Square. Walking on the court, holding a beautiful kite, relaxing the nerves after a tense day.

There are many people flying kites in the square. Beautiful kites are flying in the sky. Suddenly, the sky is covered with colorful colors.

There are butterfly kites, swallow kites and centipede kites in the sky ... everyone is flying kites, and I am no exception. My eagle flies high with the help of the wind.

Of all kites, it flies highest, farthest and most steadily. It is like a hunter in the sky, patrolling the target.

Next to Xintian Square are rolling mountains, and the tall and lush trees are so pleasing to the eye. The wind is blowing, and the rustling of leaves is so refreshing.

At this time, I feel that life is so beautiful. I want to love the people around me sincerely, enjoy the beautiful kites all over the sky, and get a kind of inner enrichment and happiness; Embrace this harmonious and beautiful world and get the infinite warmth from nature.

I can't help saying from the bottom of my heart: Oh, I belong to you-nature! After class, I also like playing basketball. On the basketball court, who jumps higher, stronger and faster than my classmates?

In the arena of sports, I found myself happy and true. In hot summer, the swimming pool is my paradise.

The blue sky is reflected in the blue pool water. As soon as I got to the swimming pool, I was like a happy fish, playing freely in the water.

Since I learned to swim, I have been looking forward to the arrival of summer every day. But this year is leap February, so winter is longer and summer is shorter.

So, I didn't swim many times this summer. Among many swimming postures, I prefer breaststroke.

Because it's easier to swim and the posture is beautiful. Many people say that swimming is a simple sport.

They think it is wrong. Swimming is a very physical exercise. Swimming can not only exercise, but also enhance physical fitness.

Look, how strong I am! I love to go to the wild to see sunny and colorful spring; In hot summer, I love to appreciate the green lotus leaves and the red and white lotus flowers dotted with them; In the crisp autumn season, I like to ride my bike to Huaxi with my friends to see the fallen leaves everywhere and roll and jump on the golden carpet. In the cold wind and snowy winter, my companions and I made a snowman and had a snowball fight. My after-school life is like a vibrant green leaf on a lush tree; Like a small note in the ocean of joy; Like an interesting poem immersed in nature.

Colorful after-school life brings me unlimited fun! May your after-school life be as happy as mine. 3. I have time and I am very happy. If I have time, I will pack my bags and go over the mountains! There is no need to hike, and there is a green mountain and a green river nearby. Conquer it.

Cheer in the peace of the mountains, jump in the agility of the water, enjoy yourself, release your emotions, and revel in the simplicity and beauty of the mountains and water. We know the wonders of nature, get close to the wonders of nature and feel the charm of nature.

If I have time, I will go to the bookstore for a day. Don't buy, just look around, just flip through, find a book, an article, or just a paragraph, and savor it.

Kill youth on paper and taste life in words. Incorporate yourself into the text and find a rational me.

If I have time, I will stay at home for a day. I'm not going anywhere, just thinking about those idle young people and looking forward to my unknown life.

Just think a little, plan a little, have a rest in your own world, sort out your confused thoughts, relax yourself and wait quietly for the start of a new day's struggle. If I have time, I am very happy! Four, when I was faced with the choice of life, someone once said, if not.

2. Write a composition on the topic of family laughter. Colorful gardens in the world are more beautiful and laugh more. My friendship deepened and my difficulties in entering the business were overcome. I have left the laughter. I have left the laughter. I need to remember the laughter in class and do English problems. I'm afraid my English is poor in all subjects. I'm afraid I'll do it without starting. I will think about it. I haven't thought about it for a long time. Don't want to make me lose all the information and run to the window to see the scenery. Calm down, haha, I'm sure I can do it. Look at those low-level handstands, but they smiled and said, I finally tried it. I really smiled confidently. I said, I decided to do it. I suddenly realized: I will let go and try to believe that any difficulty can be solved. Well, I laughed at my position and picked up the information I just lost. I laughed, and then I did it strangely. I was fascinated and smiled before I finished my task. I laughed and laughed. I overcame the difficulties. I really need laughter and laughter to make me more confident and powerful. I am more rational.

3. Write a composition on the topic of family laughter. The real meaning of laughter is that colorful gardens in the world are more beautiful and there are more laughter. My friendship has deepened and the difficulties in my career development have been overcome. I stay away from laughter. I'm great. I need laughter.

I remember doing English problems in my classroom. My English is poor in all subjects. I am afraid of English problems. I don't know how to do it. I'll think about it. I haven't thought about it for a long time. I don't want to annoy me. I lost all my information and ran out of the window to see the scenery. I'm sure I can do it. Looking at those low-level handstands, I smiled and said that my attempt finally succeeded. I'm really good at it.

At first, I smiled confidently and said, "I said I would take a course." I suddenly realized: I want to let go and try to believe that any difficulty can be solved by relaxation. Well, I laughed at my position, picked up the information I just lost, and then laughed at it. It's strange to do this information. I finished my task quietly.

Before I do something, I believe I will laugh at my work, and I will laugh at the difficulties I have to overcome.

I really need laughter to make me more confident, stronger and more sensible. Do you want to laugh?

Smile, self-confidence, smile, sincere smile, let laughter accompany me, let me smile at the world and make me more wonderful.

4. The composition entitled "Smiling faces of loved ones" has at least 600 words. Mom's smiling face can be seen everywhere. It warms me like sunshine and moistens me like rain and dew. When I was in trouble, my mother's smiling face gave me courage; When I was sad, my mother's smiling face comforted me ... Among them, what impressed me the most was my mother's smiling face when she received my gift.

I remember that on March 8 this year, on Women's Day, I gave my mother a special gift-a drift bottle to express my gratitude to her. I hope my mother can receive my blessing wherever she goes.

After school, my father and I went to the shop at the school gate and carefully selected a beautiful and exquisite drift bottle for my mother. When I got home, I couldn't wait to open the bottle cap. First, I cut the colored paper into strips, wrote my greetings to my mother on it, then rolled it up and stuffed it into a bottle. Then use the printing machine to print the grateful heart on the red cardboard and put it into the bottle together. Then put some carnation petals in the bottle, hoping that mother will be healthy forever. Finally, cover the bottle cap, put the drift bottle in a very beautiful wood carving box and write "Happy Mother's Day!" on it. "A few Chinese characters, hidden in the place where mom can't find them, waiting for mom to come.

In the evening, when my mother came home from work, I ran to her and said, "Happy Mother's Day! Close your eyes, I want to give you a special gift. " When I put the gift in my mother's hand, when she opened her eyes and saw the bottle in her hand, she first opened her mouth wide, then smiled happily with tears in her eyes, and then said to me, "How beautiful! This is the most beautiful and precious gift my mother has ever received. Thank you, you have finally grown up, and mom is proud of you! " I smiled happily, and so did my mother. Only then did I realize that my mother's smile was so sweet. Two thin lips are laughing, thin eyebrows are laughing, long eyes are laughing ... this is the most gratifying and brilliant smile I have ever seen my mother. At the same time, I really understood, "But how much love has an inch-long grass that can pay for the sun's rays?" .

I love mom! Love her beautiful and bright smile more. In the future, I will share more housework for my mother, so that my mother will not be so tired and have a bright smile on her face every day.

5. Funny composition with family as the topic. Interesting family.

One day, my mother, my father and I went to play. Who knows that farmers are rushing into the city with ox carts, and grandpa came to visit them, but Xiaoming's father just found out that he was stopped by the police because he didn't have a license plate.

Grandpa doesn't know this and he doesn't know what to do. It's waiting where it is. Xiao Ming's father immediately went to find a piece of broken wood and wrote a card, and then hung it up when the police were not looking. When the police looked at the car again, they immediately became stupid, because they didn't know when the sign said: Niu X-74 1 10.

Later I asked my mother if it was not funny. Dad chimed in: "When she was in high school, the class was over, and all the students were rushing outside to buy lunch boxes. Mom took a shortcut before the others, and the manhole cover in front fell down before it was covered! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well. She was embarrassed. A group of junior high school students walked by in horror. She was in a hurry and said as she climbed, hey! It's really hard to repair ... "When I listened with relish, my mother blushed and said," No way! "

Then my parents said to me, "You also took the school exam that day. You sat in the last row and received an answer from a classmate. You are so excited that you will start at once. You're about to copy it. You looked up and saw the invigilator coming towards him with a smile. Obviously, you saw it.

Their later behavior became a classic of our whole grade: he stood up straight, looked directly at the teacher, then punched the answer sheet on his nose, and then threw a parabola-the garbage basket behind the entrance. The teacher glared at him several times, but finally he didn't have the courage to pick up the evidence. Is it? "I smiled and thought I must have been known by the teacher. It's over. Then immediately change the subject and avoid a fatal disaster. That was close. I can't do this anymore.

6. Please write a composition on the topic that Mom smiled. Mom smiled.

On Sunday night, I sat on the sofa watching TV after a full meal, and my mother was still cleaning up after a busy day. Listening to the Symphony of Pot and Pot and watching my mother's tired figure, I involuntarily dropped the remote control and said to my mother, "Mom, have a rest. Today's housework is on me. " Seriously, looking at so many bowls and chopsticks, I'm really scared. However, shrinking back is not my character. Do it.

I came to the pool and began to work. First, I squeezed the detergent on the rag and wiped the inside and around the bowl with the rag. The bubble of detergent is like a naughty little doll, scratching my hand for a while and making faces at me in the bowl for a while. Never mind, washing dishes is a piece of cake for me. Soon, the dirty dishes were "taken down" by me.

Then I launched an "attack" on the stained dining table. I picked up my weapon, the rag, and rushed to the "battlefield" with the fastest speed to destroy the "enemy". Well, there is also a cunning "enemy" who is still fighting back. I improved my weapon, soaked the rag with water, and then "shot" him intently. As a result, he also obediently surrendered. Okay, you're done. I wiped the sweat from my forehead and sat down in the chair.

I looked up and my mother was standing at the door smiling at me. She came up to me and gently touched my head and said, "Good boy, are you tired?"

"Not bad. I will do this job after the summer vacation. Have a good rest. "

Mother smiled again, her eyes narrowed into two crescent moons. I know that the new moon is full of joy, comfort and happiness …

7. On the day when I saw my father smiling in the mirror of the wardrobe, I was surprised that my father's smile was so beautiful and moving. In fact, I am familiar with my father's smile. And the smile that day felt so charming that I wanted to think about it. It turns out that this smile is a smile from my father, and it is a smile from her. So, I also tried to give myself a smiling face. Sure enough, I smiled so brightly in front of the mirror.

Yes! When we are confused and helpless, should we quietly give ourselves a smiling face?

Give yourself a smile, let yourself have a calm, give yourself a smile, and let yourself face the danger bravely. What kind of mediation, what kind of publicity, what kind of encouragement!

When you live alone, you will encounter all kinds of difficulties, even if you are struggling, pessimistic and disappointed, the journey is boundless, sometimes you can't see a trace of starlight, and sometimes the long road is not chic. At this time, give yourself a smiling face, ok? Let the persistence from the bottom of my heart inspire me to fly over Qian Shan with wings, and let the call from afar inspire me to overcome difficulties with faith.

In fact, what life shows us is not so bad. No one can avoid suffering. Looking at it from another angle, there are also wonderful moments of distress. There are always bumps and setbacks on the road of life. We should learn to cope, learn to comfort, and learn to quietly give ourselves a smiling face.

Come on! Friend! Let's be a happy person! "

8. I wrote a 300-word composition on the topic of "Mom and Dad Laughed", and Baidu gang suddenly became blindsided. ...

In the days that followed, whether I came back from school or ate at home, my mother always looked gloomy when she saw me. Even if I squeeze in front of her when she is joking with others, the smile on her face will disappear immediately like soap bubbles.

My mother hit me for the first time, more than ten days after she came back.

I came home from school at noon that day and found my mother didn't cook. I thought my mother was not at home, so I called out to her. At this time, my mother came out of the back room, her hair was loose, she scolded me maliciously, and she dragged me into the house by my arm and asked me to cook for herself. I looked at my mother with a lost expression and sobbed. I didn't know that my mother actually picked up a spatula and hit me, and said maliciously, "I won't burn it, I'll teach you!" " "When she saw me motionless, she hit me with a spatula. At this time, I found that she was panting and seemed to fall. I'm starting to feel a little guilty. Maybe I made her angry, so I was busy washing rice, washing vegetables and turning on the gas. ...

In this way, under her command, I cooked for the first time.

What I don't understand is that she also incited my father to give me less money.

In the past, breakfast cost 1 yuan and Chinese food cost 1 yuan every day. From that day on, she reduced my breakfast fee to 50 cents and didn't give me any money at noon. I said I didn't eat enough breakfast, and I had to eat at least two steamed buns every morning. She said that when she was studying, breakfast was only twenty cents. She also said that she would go home for dinner when she was hungry at noon, and only give me fifty cents in the future, telling me not to ask for 1 yuan. As for the 1 yuan at noon, she thinks I shouldn't take it, because I'm going to buy snacks, which is too wasteful.

So I can only get fifty cents a day. The most uncomfortable time is noon, when other children buy some sugar and melon seeds, so I can only stand at a distance and swallow them. From then on, I hated my mother. She cut off my financial resources and separated me from my children.

My pain is far more than that. As my father works in other places, I can only stay with my mother. Several times, I cried to go with my father. My father stroked my head to comfort me. He said he was running, turning and coming back in a month.

If you can't go with your father, you will be at the mercy of your mother. After a while, my mother didn't even cook. I cried and said that I couldn't cook well. She picked up a spatula and hit me. She also scolded me: "What were you born for? You can't do this, and you can't do this. You are not even as good as a pig, dog and beast. " In this way, under her guidance, I learned to cook again.

9. Write a composition on the topic of' Laughter', and the topic is designed by yourself. Students,

Hello, everyone.

Look at Teacher Jiang's expression now. Use one word to describe it

Just a moment, please.

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Health:

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Yes, Teacher Jiang is very happy at this moment. The bright smile on my face is not just for the distance.

Welcome to visitors,

It's also an appreciation for your excellent performance.

Today, the theme of our exercise is.

Around the word "smile".

When students see the word "smile", what word do you think of? Health:

Now let go of our thoughts,

Think about it,

Where do you associate these words about laughter?

Who, what, or what scene? (Health:

) The teacher also collected some customs.

Let's enjoy Xiao Yu's photos. What do you associate with seeing these pictures?

So what?

Yes, these smiles are either kind, sweet and satisfying, or bold.

We saw it and our hearts were full of happiness. It is human nature to smile sincerely from the heart.

The most beautiful language that can express inner joy and make people feel warm can

Melting all misunderstandings can also dispel pent-up troubles. Of course, not all smiles will be rewarded.

Sincerely convinced, some smiles can make people helpless, sad and even angry. But this smile

After all, it is a minority and does not affect the main theme of life.

In this exercise class, we will focus on the topic of "laughter". Students can write something about people,

You can remember, you can express your feelings, you can talk about it. As for the specific topic, please ask the students according to themselves.

The content of the writing is self-drawn, the material selection should be unique, and the topic should be novel and unique. So around

Laugh at this topic. What do the students want to write? How are you going to write it?

Let's give it to our classmates.

Let's have a little time to discuss and communicate.

(Students discuss and communicate)

No matter what kind of smile you write,

Whether writing people or keeping notes, expressing feelings or discussing,

Please make it bigger.

Economists should pay attention to the narrative around the center. Express your true feelings.

Second, write articles.

Third, summary.

In this class, the teacher and his classmates watch, write and discuss laughter together. You are happy.

Life,

Good feelings, optimistic spirit.

I believe that in my future life and study.

No matter how many setbacks and failures there are, we will always remember this lesson.

Think of those who give us confidence.

And the direction of the smile. Because laughter is a great power.