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Tang Priest and CP, the king of the daughter country, were torn down. Why is it a white pot?

This is actually a joke on the Internet. It is said that Tang Priest had promised to stay in his daughter's country. As a result, because Bai misheard, he took the Tang Priest away and broke up the marriage between Tang Priest and the king of his daughter country. The original content is something like this. It is said that Tang Yan came to the girl country. The king of the daughter country fell in love at first sight after seeing Tang Yan. When Tang Yan was in the palace, the king of the daughter country took Tang Yan to enjoy the beautiful scenery while entertaining Tang Yan and his disciples with delicious food.

Only after getting the customs clearance documents, Tang Priest still had to leave. When the king of the daughter country saw that the Tang Priest was leaving, he was naturally reluctant. So before Tang Yan left, the king of the daughter country asked Tang Yan if he wanted to marry, and Tang Yan answered the word "marry". Hearing this, Bai thought that Tang Priest was telling him to hurry up, so he took Tang Priest running all the way and left the girl country. The pair of CP, the king of the daughter country and the Tang Priest, were so clearly divided.

0 1, daughter Wang is noble and elegant, and Tang Priest may really have had feelings for her daughter Wang. The identity of Tang Priest is probably the noblest and purest in the world. Compared with the daughter Wang, a golden couple, if Tang Priest didn't become a monk in his early years, maybe this daughter Wang really is Tang Priest's official match. The Tang Priest came to the girl country, and their friendship was not fake. Maybe the Tang Priest really has a crush on this woman in front of him. It's just that the Tang Priest's responsibility is too heavy to tolerate the slightest carelessness and slack. Therefore, even if he really loves me, Tang Priest can only continue to learn from the West. Daughter, the king is destined to watch the Tang Priest leave.

02, 81 is difficult, perhaps only the daughter country is really testing the Tang Priest. The Buddha nature and understanding of Tang Priest are naturally extraordinary. Compared with other people in the team, Tang Yan may not have so many worldly distractions to get rid of. Therefore, many disasters along the way are actually not aimed at Tang Priest. Most of the time, Tang Priest is just being tested with his disciples. If you really want to test the Tang Priest, it must be a girl country. In this pass, the Tang Priest really has something he cares about, and he is also faced with great temptation. It is a brain-burning question whether to stay in the daughter country and live a chic life or continue to learn from the West. Only the Tang Priest finally gave up his daughter, the king, for the sake of all beings in the world.

Bai may not be really hard of hearing, but Tang Priest has made up his mind. Bai was inexplicably teased by many netizens because he took away the Tang Priest. But in fact, how can Bai not understand the mind of Tang Priest? As a mount of Tang Priest, Bai is still very spiritual. He will take the Tang Priest away because he knows that Tang Priest has made up his mind. If Tang's monk is just a person who loves human fireworks, he will not be entrusted with an important task at all. The Tang Priest, whom the king of the daughter country likes, is also the Tang Priest who sacrificed himself for all beings in the world. If Tang Priest really stays, then Tang Priest is no longer the Tang Priest he used to be.