Boiling point joke

In our big city with a population of one million (bah! In front of a McDonald's (in order to avoid retaliation, I won't say the details.

A city).

One day, a little boy and his grandmother finished eating (very fashionable), and the little boy was holding a set of toys in his hand.

Throw it out with one move!

Not so coincidentally, there is a cool BMW parked at the door (it seems to be 750i, if I remember correctly), and the result is so coincidental.

I hit it, and it turned out to be such a coincidence.

Draw such a small ... tracking! This is nothing at all. Plastic toys are unlikely to scratch cars.

I didn't see it anyway)

Then the master of BMW took a breath, scratched when he saw the car, and gave it without saying anything.

Children have two mouths! Ouch,

That villain, if I were NB, I would slap him!

Then the child's grandmother made a phone call and took the BMW master. He doesn't have to go anyway! (this

I saw it when I was eating in the house. )

About 15 minutes (I finished eating). At first glance, it seems that there are four or five cars parked on the street in front of the door, all of which are Mercedes-Benz and BMW-class.

Yes, there are 15-20 people standing. That's called a NB! ! !

The child's father (later judged) said politely that our child scratched your car, but it was our fault, you.

How much did you pay for this car?

Man's answer: 200W(KAO! What a mouthful! )

His father said: How much is it worth now?

That man: 160W (Cao, nonsense! )

Dad: OK, the number of boxes in the back of the car is160W.

The man was probably confused at that time, so he obediently followed him to count160W. True NB.

Then, the father said, smash that car for me!

Kao! BMW! As a result, many people followed by 10 got back into the car and smashed the BMW with axes!

Again! BMW! ! !

The owner of that BMW was completely stunned at that time, and P dared not let go! I'm too scared to go away!

After half a day, the car was completely scrapped!

Then the child's father said, we have solved the car problem! Next thing you know, it's time for us to talk about hitting my child! I am very young.

Children are much more valuable than cars!

500W slap, it's up to you!

Kao! I was stupid then! It is estimated that the owner of the BMW has left!

It depends on him being invited into a car and then leaving. It is estimated that he will die if he has no money, and he will have no home if he has money!

What a nice BMW! Right there! A pile of scrap metal!

After they left, 1 10 came. That's fucking accurate. They came as soon as they left. I doubt it. ...

Not much to say, let's shake it together!

I am shocked to death!

Rich, really NB!

I have definitely experienced it myself! Does not contain exaggerated moisture!

Another day, a little boy and his grandmother (very fashionable) are ready to board the plane, and the stairs are halfway up! Suddenly the stewardess said no.

Boarding! ! Say the reserved seats are full! !

Then the captain gasped that the airport would arrange other flights nearby for her and said nothing!

Oh, that's great. If I were NB, I would slap him!

Then the grandmother made a phone call, grabbed the captain and said that she would get on the plane anyway.

I have to go! I saw it when I was eating in the airport restaurant.

About 15 minutes (after eating from the airport restaurant), it seems that there are four or five helicopters parked on the runway, all of them.

What bobcat class, still standing 15-20 men in black, that's called a NB! ! !

The child's father (later judged) said politely that it was our old lady who stopped you from taking off, and it was our fault.

How much did you import this 747 in those years?

The captain replied: less than 200 million? (KAO！ What a mouthful! )

The child's father said, how much is the ticket for this flight plus all passengers?

That man: At least 250 million (Cao, nonsense! )

His father: Nothing, 250 million cash is inconvenient. You can count the gold bricks in our helicopter!

At that time, the man estimated that he was stupid, so he followed him and counted 250 gold bricks. Real NB

Then, the child's father said, call the passengers down for me!

So the stewardess obediently brought all the passengers down.

The father of the child said again: Blow up the plane for me! !

Kao! 747! As a result, many people followed by 10 went back to the helicopter to get Daytona-Thor and blew up 747!

Again! 747! ! ! !

Everyone at that airport was completely stunned at that time, and P didn't dare to let go! I'm too scared to go away!

Half a day later, the flames went up into the sky and the whole airport was destroyed!

Then the child's father said, we have solved the plane problem! Next, I want to talk about your refusal to let my family board the plane.

I did it. My family's time is much more valuable than the plane! One minute is 1 100 million, it's up to you!

Kao! I was stupid then! It is estimated that the captain's soul is gone!

I saw that he was "please" on the helicopter and left. It is estimated that nothing will kill him, and the central leadership will protect him.

Lost!

What a great 747! Right there! A pile of scrap steel!

After they left, the leader of a certain place came. Too accurate. He came as soon as he left. I doubt it. ...

Not much to say, let's shake it together!

I am shocked to death!

Rich, really NB!

I have definitely experienced it myself! Does not contain exaggerated moisture!

Another day, a little boy and his grandmother (especially fashionable) finished eating, and the little boy jumped out and one

I accidentally fell down the steps! Not so coincidentally, there stood a beautiful woman in a suspender vest at the door (the bust is on the left of 36D.

Yes, if I guess correctly) as a result, the clever child fell on her, and as a result, she was so clever that she pulled it easily.

Pulled down the whole suspender vest. There were countless passers-by with nosebleeds at that time.

Then the boyfriend of the beautiful girl came panting. When he saw MIMI's dew point, he gave it to the little guy without saying anything.

Children have two mouths! Oh, that's great. If I were NB, I would slap him!

Then the child's grandmother made a phone call and arrested mm's boyfriend. He doesn't have to go anyway! (this

I saw it when I was eating in the house)

About 15 minutes (I finished eating), I saw a row of beautiful women standing at the door, all 36D, still standing at 15.

-twenty people, that's called a NB! ! !

The child's father (later judged) said politely: Our child accidentally stripped your girlfriend's clothes, yes.

We are not right. What's your waistline?

Man's answer: 36E(KAO! What a mouthful! )

His father said it didn't look that big.

That man: 36D, it has shrunk in the past two days (Cao, nonsense! )

His father: OK, I'll give you a 36D one.

The man estimated that he was stupid at that time, so he obediently followed him and chose a 36-day-old among the beautiful women in that row. Real NB

Then, the child's father said, give me that girl!

Kao! Beauty! As a result, many people who followed 10 went back to the car with whips and candles and gave the beauty to SM!

Again! Beauty! ! ! !

That beautiful girl's boyfriend was completely confused at that time, and P didn't even dare to let go! I'm too scared to go away!

After half a day, that beautiful woman had a thorough rest!

Then the father of the child said, we have solved the girl's problem! Next thing you know, it's time for us to talk about hitting my child! I am very young.

Children are much more expensive than girls! Slap JJ500, it's up to you!

Kao! I was stupid then! It is estimated that the beauty's boyfriend is gone!

Just watch him get invited into a car and leave. It is estimated that if he hasn't practiced JJ, he will die, and it's useless to practice!

What a beautiful woman! She's lying there! Rotten meat!

After they left, 1 10 came, which was really accurate. They came as soon as they left. I doubt it. ...

Not much to say, let's shake it together!

I am shocked to death!

Niuduo, it's really NB!

I have definitely experienced it myself! Does not contain exaggerated moisture.

Final performance

In our big city with a population of one million (bah! In front of a McDonald's (in order to avoid retaliation, I won't say it.

Which city is it).

A little P child had a meal with his grandmother (very fashionable), and the little boy seemed to be in a hurry to urinate everywhere! No, that.

What a coincidence, there is a broken phoenix parked at the door (it seems that the front tires are badly ground and the chains are all black. if I ...

If I remember correctly), I was smart enough to pee on "little JJ" and smart enough to pee on "little JJ"

A little ... a little trace! (almost nothing, I didn't see it anyway)

Then the owner of Phoenix gasped, and when he saw the broken car, he peed on "Little JJ" without saying a word.

Mao Mao gave the child two feet! Oh, they are all kicking their asses. That is evil. If I were NB, I would kick him!

Then the child's grandmother made a phone call and caught the guy who broke the phoenix. He doesn't have to go anyway! (

This is what I saw when I was eating in the house)

About 15 minutes (I finished eating). At first glance, it seems that there are forty or fifty cars parked at the door, all of which are Mercedes-Benz BMWs.

There are also 150-200 people standing, and the whole road is blocked. That's called a NB! ! !

The child's father (later judged) said politely that our child scratched your car, but it was our fault, you.

How much did you pay for this car?

Man's answer: 200 yuan (KAO! What a mouthful! )

His father said: How much is it worth now?

That man: 160 yuan (Cao, nonsense! )

Dad: OK, the number of boxes in the back of the car is 160 yuan.

The man estimated that he was stupid, so he followed him 160 yuan. Real NB

Then, the father said, smash that car for me!

Kao! Phoenix!

As a result, more than 100 people who followed returned to the car and took axes and hammers. Japanese knives smashed the phoenix!

Again! Phoenix! ! ! !

The guy riding the phoenix was completely stupid at that time, and P didn't even dare to let go! I'm too scared to go away!

After half a day, the car was completely scrapped!

Then the child's father said, we have solved the car problem! Next thing you know, it's time for us to talk about hitting my child! I am very young.

Children are much more valuable than cars! 500W slap, it's up to you!

Kao! I was stupid then! It is estimated that the soul of the owner of Phoenix is gone!

At that moment, he suddenly cried, "Damn it, I rode the Phoenix for 10 years!" "

Then Phoenix Knight made a phone call and arrested the rich man driving Mercedes. He doesn't have to go anyway!

About 15 minutes, it seems that there are four or five hundred tanks parked at the door, all of which are M 1 and M2, still standing.

1500-2000 people, all holding AK, half the city is blocked, that's called a NB! ! !

The princess riding the phoenix (a lovely beauty, who later learned it was his concubine) said politely, My master.

It's our fault to kick your child. How much is your child worth?

The rich man who drives a Mercedes replied: Shit, my children don't sell (KAO! What a mouthful! )

Concubine said, make an offer.

Rich man driving Mercedes-Benz: Damn it, can you afford 20 billion? I'll give it to you if I can afford it! Cao, nonsense! )

Concubine said, well, the number of boxes behind the car is 20 billion.

The man estimated that he was stupid at that time, so he followed her to count 20 billion. Real NB

Then, the concubine said, Give me the little P-boy!

Kao! Little p-boy!

As a result, more than 1000 people who followed returned to the car and took the M4 C4 AK b5 1 flamethrower anti-tank missile, and abandoned the little P child.

Yes!

Again! Little p-boy! ! !

That guy driving a Mercedes was completely stupid at that time, and P didn't even dare to let go of his hand! I'm too scared to go away!

After a long time, the little P child completely evaporated!

Then the man riding the phoenix said, we have solved the problem of children! Next, you smashed my phoenix, and we have to talk about it!

My affection for Phoenix Bike is much more valuable than that of little P-boy! I've been riding for ten years, 1 min 1W, it's up to you!

Kao! I was stupid then! It is estimated that the soul of Mercedes-Benz owners is gone!

After they left, 1 10 came. Too accurate. They came as soon as they left. I doubt it. ...

Not much to say, let's shake it together!

I am shocked to death!

Powerful, really NB!

I have definitely experienced it myself! Does not contain exaggerated moisture!

By the way, the Phoenix rider finally bought a second-hand broken Phoenix bike at the door of the store and left with the beautiful girl. Let's go

NB also said before: "I tell you, don't bully people who ride phoenix bicycles." The working people are the greatest and refuse to find me! "