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Common phrases for chatting and making friends?

I hope the landlord will adopt:-) English is commonly used in chat rooms 1. (Say hello/say hello)

1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only one who could not sleep. You too!

It's been a long night and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, and neither could you!

This is my first time to chat room. Would you please join me?

This is my first time in this chat room. Can I talk to you?

3. Can I join? I am easy to get along with.

Can I join the chat? I am easy to get along with.

4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl.

Your name is very special and interesting. You must be a special girl.

I am as humorous as Stephen Chow and as handsome as Chow Yun Fat. It will be fun to be with me.

I am a humorous person like Stephen Chow and handsome like Chow Yun Fat, and I will be very happy to get along with him.

1. Where are you from?

Where are you from?

2.which city do you live in?

Which city do you live in now?

I live in Beijing, and you?

I am in Beijing, and you?

4.where is your hometown?

Where is your hometown?

5. Great! We come from the same city! To quote a famous China proverb, when a person sees his fellow countryman, he can't help crying. Haha ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Great! We are fellow villagers! ! In Chinese, it means "the villagers see the villagers with tears in their eyes", haha.

Third, (school)

1. Can you tell us something about your university and your major?

What about your school and major?

Are you an undergraduate or a graduate student?

Are you studying undergraduate or master's degree?

3. Have you ever heard the sentence "There are a dime a dozen bachelor holders now, and master holders are all over the street"?

Have you ever heard the phrase "There are many undergraduates like dogs, and masters walk all over the street"?

4. it doesn't matter. I'm kidding. But I have a doctorate.

Just kidding, don't mind. I am a doctoral student.

As a matter of fact, I am a doctor of tea. Haha ~ ~ ~ ~

Actually, I'm just a doctor of tea. Ha ha laugh

Fourth, (gender, work)

Shall we chat more intimately? To me, you are not an ordinary girl.

Can we talk more intimately? I think you are more than just a girl!

You are the queen. Haha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

But a queen, haha.

I am 23 years old. You must be younger than me!

I am 23 years old. You must be younger than me.

May I know your occupation?

What's your occupation?

I am a salesman. I work like a cow: I produce a lot of milk for a company, but I only eat a little grass.

I am a salesman, like a cow, "only milking and not eating grass".

Verb (abbreviation for verb) (English learning)

1. I hope I can get used to speaking in English.

I hope I am used to speaking English.

I can't keep studying without the encouragement of others.

I can't go on without help.

3. I'm trying. I hope that speaking English will be a piece of cake for me one day.

I'm working hard, and one day it will be a piece of cake.

I am trying to improve my English through online English chat.

I am improving my English by chatting online.

We have a lot of time to improve/practice English.

We have enough time to improve/practice our English.

1. I found an interesting and practical way to learn English. That's the nonsense way.

I found an interesting and useful way to learn English, that is "Wulitou English".

The nonsense (leisure) way makes English learning as interesting as playing games.

The nonsense spirit makes learning English as easy and interesting as playing games.

3. The initiator of the nonsense way is a fan of a Chinese Odyssey. They include journalists and foreign teachers. They have a common name, Zhou Benchi.

The founder of Wulitou English is a group of fans, including journalists and foreign teachers. They all have a common name "Zhou Benchi".

Believe it or not, you can chat in English online soon by reading this book.

Believe it or not, as long as you open this book, you can chat freely in English online immediately.

This is called learning and practicing.

This is called learning now and using now.

Six, (joke)

1. Toad wants to eat swan meat.

Do you know how to say "Toad wants to eat swan meat"?

2. It's not "the toad wants to eat swan meat". This is "angels fly out of your ass".

Not "Toad wants to eat swan meat", but "Angel flies out of your ass".

3. Literally means "Angels fly out of your ass". This is interesting, isn't it?

If translated into Chinese literally, it means "angels fly out of your ass". Interesting, isn't it?

4. Don't sweat it. I'm just kidding.

Don't be so allergic, just kidding.

That sentence is from Titanic. The original sentence was "You would rather let an angel fly out of your ass than get close to someone like her."

The original words of this sentence are from Titanic. The whole sentence is: "You want an angel to fly out of your ass, just like approaching her." If you want to be with a girl like her, you are like a toad trying to eat swan meat. ).)

Eight, (feeling)

1. Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you still single?

Mind if I ask a personal question? Are you single? ; Are you alone?

2. Do you have a flower escort, someone who cares about you? You are like a beautiful flower in my heart.

Do you have an escort? Because you are like a flower in my heart.

I like a line in Titanic very much: You jump, I jump.

I like a wonderful dialogue in the movie Titanic: I'll jump if you jump.

4. Another line I like very much is from Detective 008: Are you hungry? Shall I make you a bowl of noodles?

My favorite movie dialogue also includes "Agent 008: Are you hungry?"? Do you want me to cook you a bowl of noodles?

My favorite scene is in a novel by Lu Yao. In a remote village, a boy fell in love with a girl. He handed her a piece of paper with only one line that said, I want to be good to you.

But what I like best is a scene in Lu Yao's novel: in a remote village, a young man fell in love with a girl and wrote him a small note with only one sentence: "I want to be good to you."

Seven, (leisure/hobbies)

What do you do in your spare time?

What do you do when you are not busy?

What's your favorite sport?

Which sport do you like?

Health is priceless.

Health is priceless.

What's your favorite movie?

What's your favorite movie?

Smoking affects health. However, for me, bad habits are hard to get rid of.

Smoking affects health, but for me, bad habits are hard to change.

Nine, (praise)

1. I don't think you are as beautiful as Maggie Cheung.

I don't think you are as beautiful as Maggie Cheung.

But you are more beautiful than Zhang Ziyi.

But at least not worse than Zhang Ziyi.

Nothing is more pleasant than talking with you.

Nothing is more interesting than chatting with you.

4. You are a smart girl.

You are really a glib (clever) girl.

My enthusiasm for you is beyond words.

My admiration for you is like a raging river.

X. (emotional expression)

Be sure to (do it right)

Of course. Of course.

Great! That's great.

All right. All right!

No problem. No problem!

Good idea! Good idea!

I think so, too.

I couldn't agree with you more! I totally agree. negate

Don't! /impossible! No way!

I don't think so. I don't think so.

I don't agree. I don't agree.

angry

How dare you! How dare you ...

Question:

Are you sure? Are you sure?

Why are you so sure? Why are you so sure?

Really? Really?

Of course it's true. Of course it's true.

miracle

Oh, my god /oh my god! /Oh, my God! /my god! Jesus Christ! Oh, my God.

It's amazing. It's incredible. Great, I can't believe it.

It's incredible. Unbelievable.

I can't believe my eyes! I can't believe my eyes.

thank

Thank you. /Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

I am deeply grateful to you.

mild

I'd love to. /You're welcome. You're welcome.

Just forget it. Nothing (just so-so).

arbitrarily

At home. /Suit yourself. Whatever.

It's up to you. It's up to you.

Xi。 (Two-way communication/collision)

1. Please forgive me. /I don't quite understand what you mean.

I don't understand what you just said.

2. Do you understand this sentence? /Are you following me? /Are you with me?

Do you understand this sentence?

I feel the same way. /I think so, too.

I was thinking of the same thing.

4. Me too.

Me too.

5. Anyway, trust me. I am serious.

Anyway, please believe me, I am serious.

Twelve, (say hello)

1. Sorry. I have my hands full right now. I'll talk to you later.

Sorry, I'm busy now. I'll talk to you later.

2. Sorry. I'm talking to a friend now. I'll talk to you later.

Sorry, my friend is talking to me. I'll come to you when I'm free.

3. Forgive me. I sent you the wrong message. I hope you don't mind.

Sorry, I sent the wrong message. It doesn't matter.

I'm sorry for my slow response. You know my English is not good.

Sorry, my speed is very slow, because my English is poor.

5. Excuse me for about 5 minutes?

Sorry, I have to leave for a while, about 5 minutes.

Fourteen (on the phone)

1. I just want to hear your voice. Can you say something to me?

I really want to hear your voice. Can you satisfy my little wish?

2. Don't worry. Just for a second.

Don't worry. Just a word or two with you.

Shall I call you or will you call me? My phone number is XXXXXXX.

Should I call you back or should you call me back? My phone number is XXXXXXXX.

Thank you for trusting me. I'll call you right away.

Thank you for your trust. I'll call you right away.

5. Dream on. Let's continue our online conversation. Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. )

It's okay. I'm just saying. Let's continue chatting online. A red heart has two preparations.

Thirteen, mail, photos

1. How can I contact you?

2. How can I contact you?

Can you tell me your phone number/email address?

Can you tell me your telephone/email address?

Why don't we further contact by phone/email?

6. Why don't we communicate further by phone/email?

8. Would you mind showing me your photos?

9. Can I see your photos?

10. I'll send you my photos first.

1 1. I'll send you my photos first.

Fifteen, (study plan)

1. I wonder if we can make a plan to learn English together?

I don't know whether you agree or not, but I want to make a plan to learn English with you.

Let's learn English together and make progress together.

Let's learn English together and make progress together.

In order to encourage myself to use English, I will send you an English email every day.

In order to stimulate the enthusiasm of using English, I will write you an email in English every day.

From now on, I will study English with you. Let's write to each other every day!

From today on, I will always accompany you to learn English and write to you every day.

In my opinion, "three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang" is suitable for our English study.

I think "1+1>; 2 "is also applicable to our English study.

1. It's almost eleven o'clock.

It's almost 1 1 point.

I'm afraid I can't stay any longer.

I'm afraid I can't stay any longer.

I will always remember our pleasant conversation today.

I will miss this pleasant conversation after you leave.

I hope to see you again. /Let's keep in touch.

I hope to see you again/let's keep in touch.

5. Good night and have a good sleep.

Good night and sleep well.