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How many WeChat groups are there in civil servants' mobile phones: 4 per capita.

According to the investigation of employees in administrative organs, institutions, foreign enterprises, private enterprises and other industries, it is found that WeChat groups have various categories: alumni groups, family groups, parents groups, colleagues groups, girlfriends groups, friends groups, business groups, public welfare groups and outdoor sports groups. ...

The results show that civil servants are divided into four categories on average; Employees of foreign enterprises 15; There are 7 public institutions and 5 individual staff.

"How come there are only four, and there are more than 40!" However, in real life, many civil servants that the reporter knows mostly answer this question. What group are they? Are civil servants happy or worried about these groups?

One-handed play 120 group.

Character: Xiaoqing (28 years old)

Position: Youth League Committee cadre

Experience: The core of WeChat group lies in "management right" to keep the group "purity".

Xiaoqing is an energetic and tireless person at first glance. She is in charge of youth organizations in the Communist Youth League Committee. At the same time, she keeps in touch with thousands of young people in more than 100 organizations and organizes various youth activities every day.

"WeChat group is simply a social tool tailored for me." Xiaoqing turned on her mobile phone and showed it to reporters. There were more than 20 groups, ranging from a dozen to hundreds. And she, almost alone, has the "power" of the group owner.

She spends at least five hours in the WeChat group every day. Publish activity notices, enliven the atmosphere, forward chicken soup for the soul, and participate in group dialogue. "Tired?" Xiaoqing said that staring at the mobile phone screen all the time seems to have been "sucked" in, and it is impossible not to be tired. However, compared with the previous one-on-one and one-on-one contact methods, WeChat group is already the best way for her to work.

Even at work, there are many "games" in the WeChat group, and the core is "group owners". Xiaoqing said that when she first set up 50 groups, she was all alone. Gradually, she encouraged some responsible and enthusiastic young people to be group owners and "lighten the burden" for her work. "It must be managed by someone to maintain the effective operation of the group." For example, she said that the theme of the contact group of heads of associations is experience sharing and exchange; For an ad hoc group set up for activities, every member should actively discuss the problem.

Wechat group has two taboos: one is to bring irrelevant people into the group, and the other is to advertise in the group. In both cases, Xiaoqing will not hesitate to get rid of some group friends. She believes that group owners can manage through "democracy", "centralization" and "authorization", but the core is "management power" to maintain the purity of the group.

Xiaoqing is most concerned about a group called "Juju", with more than 130 group friends. They chat in different places every day, and there are several new messages every second. Sometimes the group is a little deserted for a few minutes, and immediately a group of friends will send red envelopes in a friendly way, and the atmosphere is active. Xiaoqing revealed that this is actually a blind date group of young people who are "not disturbed". She gathered friends she met in blind date activities to talk about eating, drinking and having fun. The atmosphere of the whole group is healthy and uplifting.

This is a clever method. Wechat group is like a "public meeting room". Everyone's personality can be seen at a glance in public. For young people who are not familiar with it before, one-on-one chat is not conducive to communication. Conversations in groups can not only create a relaxed atmosphere, but also enable young people to find their own types of appreciation.

Interestingly, four young couples have started to fall in love through this group, but they have not "broken" in the group, and they are more enthusiastic about making friends. Xiaoqing said that for her, this is actually a very important work performance.

Strive to become a "mobile phone control"

Character: Lao Liu (53 years old)

Position: street worker

Experience: Try to embrace the "Internet" when you are old.

The way Lao Liu looks at the mobile phone screen with reading glasses makes colleagues in the office feel "a little funny".

After 30 years as a civil servant, everyone knows that Lao Liu's work is real, but he is not good at playing with "new equipment". He is slow to answer his cell phone and reply to text messages, and his work email is never opened. But a year ago, he was changed by WeChat group.

Lao Liu was "forced" to install WeChat and was pulled into the group. At that time, the WeChat working group of civil affairs lines was set up in the district, which brought people in charge of civil affairs in all streets into the group, and meeting notices and documents were shared in the WeChat group. He can only ask his daughter for help, buy a new big-screen mobile phone, install WeChat and learn to chat in groups.

Trouble followed. Lao Liu always doesn't remember to open WeChat, and he is always complained by his colleagues that he is "not motivated". He also missed the work meeting twice in a row because he didn't read WeChat. He asked the reporter unconvinced: "How can a WeChat notice be a notice? If you don't receive my confirmation reply, you should reissue the written notice at any time. " But young colleagues told him that WeChat group notification is the safest way.

The second worry is that Lao Liu doesn't know when his micro signal is bound to the mobile phone address book. This made his micro-signal automatically pushed to many colleagues and friends. The other party enthusiastically wanted to add him as a "friend", but he never knew how to "verify". So the "office rumor" came again: Lao Liu pays great attention to privacy and doesn't let people who are not close to him add his WeChat casually.

In order to "change the word of mouth", Lao Liu changed his practice. He finally learned to add friends, take the initiative to add WeChat friends, and even take the initiative to pull the office work group. In order to go further, he sends some articles and funny pictures of chicken soup for the soul to the group from time to time. Unexpectedly, his practice of "brushing the sense of existence" was still ridiculed by young people, saying that his posts were too old and the pictures were not trendy enough.

Until now, Lao Liu has been working hard. Although I still can't keep up, I still recognize the WeChat group. His reason is that "existence is always reasonable", especially when people are old, they should not be autistic, but should take advantage of the opportunity of working in the front line and get in touch with new things. He will use fashionable words: "embrace the internet."

Lao Liu's latest plan is to open an official WeChat account to reflect the work of the department in a lively way. What he updates every day, he wants to share in various groups and get more recognition and new ideas.

Obsessive-compulsive disorder due to work group.

Character: Mr. Lu (35 years old)

Title: Member of District Appearance Office

Experience: arranging work day and night is actually not an effective way to improve efficiency.

Wechat has been playing for 3 years and joined the 100 work group. Mr. Lu's feeling is that he is overworked and overwhelmed.

Mr. Lu calculated that he would be dragged into a new group every three days on average. Some are groups composed of a specific project, some are groups composed of working partners, and there are blocks in the article.

In fact, these groups of people are highly coincident. His 10 colleagues have repeatedly appeared in more than 40 groups. Mr. Lu said: "It can be seen that we have many tasks." In his eyes, every time he joins a group, it means a new job. Often, as soon as a working group is established, dozens of pieces of information are sent out. Sometimes, I just replied to the work information sent by the leader in the middle of the night, opened my eyes early in the morning and was assigned a new task.

"The boundaries between work and life have been completely broken by the WeChat group." Mr. Lu can only "erect a fence" between the two in his own way. He chose some groups without direct leadership to block new news reminders, which rarely respond at ordinary times and only appear when others @ him.

Despite this, Mr. Lu still feels that he is suffering from "obsessive-compulsive disorder." He said: "Sometimes when the mobile phone leaves the hand for half an hour, there is a strong sense of uneasiness. Sometimes when you see the flashing red dots in the WeChat group, you always have to open them one by one. "

The original intention of establishing work WeChat group is to improve work efficiency. Mr. Lu said that sometimes when leaders check their work outside and see some shortcomings, they will take a photo directly and upload it to the group. At first, the relevant person in charge will respond quickly, but after such a high frequency, everyone will either "pretend not to see", or find reasons to refuse, or follow the usual work rhythm.

Mr. Lu has many feelings about the "special occupation" of civil servants. He said that people always feel that civil servants are not so much a profession as an identity. People always think that civil servants should be responsible for their posts and people's livelihood 24 hours a day. This concept is correct. But this should be based on the perfect mechanism, set up a reasonable post for each civil servant and establish an operating mechanism of uninterrupted service. The practice of increasing the workload only through the WeChat working group will not change anything.

skill

How to retreat from WeChat group?

Senior netizen's trick one:

Equipped with mobile phone to isolate interference.

If you are harassed by WeChat group, you can enter the group, click the small icon in the upper right corner and select "Do not disturb messages", so that the prompts of other people's messages will not bother you. However, some smart phones still have a reminder light that keeps flashing, prompting unread information. A better way is to have two mobile phones with two numbers, one for work and one for privacy, plus some friends and family. Moreover, remember that the new mobile phone number WeChat address book should not be bound to WeChat, which will "expose" yourself to all acquaintances.

Senior netizen's trick 2:

Don't be afraid to "quit the group"

If you really want to quit the group, it is recommended to explain the reasons in the group and then quit. You can also choose a humorous way, tell everyone a joke and quit. One way is the most practical: when you quit the group, you don't display your avatar, but only "so-and-so quit the group", so those who want to quit the group can modify "My group nickname" first, and then quit the group quietly. As far away from the group as possible. Don't choose the most active time for group chat. It's easy to attract attention. It is best to quit quietly in the middle of the night. Now, the new version of WeChat has no hints.