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How to be a father quickly, what should I pay attention to?

Lao Tie, first go to Turkey to find a suitable one, and then, gnome male-",I heard that there is a saying in Turkey that when a man marries a woman, the sin will be spared, so, if he marries this woman, he will marry her. Don't be afraid, it is simply an artifact of marrying a wife.

If you can't do it once, come twice to ensure that you can become a father quickly, and save a lot of pursuits, quarrels and breakups. Where is the hey hey hey process? As long as everyone is ok and the uncooked rice is cooked, you will become a father in minutes. It is full of evil to think about it.

Be careful ... don't wear a T, or where to find your son. Be careful to see if both of them are healthy in advance. If you are sick, it will be bad. Don't be too bad, be hidden, be upscale, and leave a good impression on others for the first time.

Pay attention to ... prepare the bride price in advance, more is better than less, and prepare the new house early. Anyway, it's about to happen soon, and the children's supplies ... are not so urgent ... just prepare everything for the wedding in advance, it's all a matter of minutes, that's right.