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My wife is addicted to my domestic violence, but I don't want to leave her yet. What should I do?
In a year, my wife will abuse me dozens of times, sometimes heavy and sometimes light. She will break several ribs when she is heavy, so she doesn't need to be hospitalized, but I can forgive her every time because she is beautiful, does a good job and I still love her.
About punching in the face in the street. That time, we took a taxi home together, and then she wanted to pay by taxi, saving 4 yuan. But the driver couldn't get the ticket, which delayed more than 10 minutes. I think the driver's master is in a hurry, and people are still busy pulling. I paid the driver to leave. She got angry and said I was bad. I said it's only four dollars, nothing. People are still in a hurry. She punched me twice in the street and pointed at my head to lecture me. I was angry, too, ignored her and went home by myself. As a result, she didn't go home and said I left her. After I found her, I gave her a good meal and gave up.
As for kicking my stomach, I was still working shifts, and I was just sleepy at night. Want to sleep, she wants to go shopping. I'm not going. She grinded me for a while to see if I could get up. She ran to the living room because I was fine. I just want to sleep. She came in wearing shoes and said you weren't going. Then he kicked me in the stomach with his shoes on. I was lying naked. I was unprepared, so it hurt, and then I went shopping with her.
About bimodal. I was on duty at that time because I didn't sleep at night at several key points. I was sleepy, so I went home and lay down. After more than an hour, she washed the dishes and then asked me to cook. Because my cooking is better than her. Then I got up, but I was not happy. Because I was still sleepy then. But it's done. When I got back to the house and just lay down, I found that she had dropped the bowl and called my name. After I went out, she told me to stir-fry the vegetables before cutting them. Actually, it was cut. I fried it delicious. Then he kicked me a few feet. I look pale and want to run away. Just give her a push, then turn around and lock the door. But she was fast, so she chased her in. Then there were two big slaps on the left and right, which made my ears buzz for a long time.
These are the details. By the way, I didn't even fight back. What should I do?
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