Brainstorming joke edition, brain teaser encyclopedia and answers

1. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony Brother) Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because abcd a is lower than C). Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines.

2. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas). Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser.

3. (Poor rubber) What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

4. (Not afraid of 10,000, just in case) What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream.

5. Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn) 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

6.( 1 Don't do it, 2 don't stop) How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click.

7. Reason: Silence What is white plus white? Answer: Is Jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: Male (Jiao Zi has a foreskin) If he has a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".