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What are the funny things in the football match?

In the World Cup football match, there are many very funny scenes besides fierce matches, which adds another charm to the game. ..... Among them, Suarez bit his opponent, and Neymar exaggerated and rolled into a very classic funny terrier. 1, Suarez bit his opponent, nicknamed "Suarez". 14 world cup, Suarez bit his opponent's shoulder with his teeth in the game, which was jaw-dropping. ..... Afterwards, Suarez got the nickname "Suarez". ..... Interestingly, Suarez's image really fits this nickname better. ..... This incident has also become a classic joke of the World Cup. 2. Neymar was called "Neymar Rolle" after being fouled. During the 18 World Cup, Neymar was often defended and fouled. ..... and Neymar's exaggerated tumbling action after being fouled has also become the focus of attention. Everyone called it "Neymar Volume", and many people made various funny adaptations of it, so Neymar Volume became the famous funny stalk of that World Cup, a generation of classics.

In the history of the World Cup, there have been wonderful scenes and regrettable mistakes. Among them, Yi Jita's dribbling mistake, Baggio's penalty kick and Seaman's standing in front of the door are the most regrettable. 1, Yi Jita's dribbling error caused the team to lose. At 90 o'clock in the World Cup, Yi Jita got the ball and walked out of the penalty area. At this time, his hand can't touch the ball. He has to choose to get rid of the ball as soon as possible. However, he was too confident and chose to dribble. As a result, Uncle Mira grabbed the ball and scored, which caused the team to lose. This mistake is regrettable. Baggio took a penalty and the team lost in the penalty final. 194 World Cup, final, regular time, the two sides were equally divided and entered the points final. ..... In the crucial round, Baggio scored a penalty. ..... This mistake directly led to the team losing the championship. ..... Watching Baggio die on the court, countless fans feel sorry for it. Seaman was hanged for standing in the front, and the team lost. In the 2002 World Cup, Seaman stood at the front of the defense line and was scored by Ronaldinho 35 meters away. ..... At that time, Seaman didn't respond to this, but subconsciously made a save. ..... This mistake directly led to the team's defeat. For Seaman, this regret is irreparable. Years later, he is still bitter about it. ..... The above mistakes caused the team to lose, and it is particularly regrettable because of the mistakes of famous stars. This has also become a unique memory of the World Cup.

The most popular one recently is Li Tie. There is a funny story, which should be this sentence: Messi scored, Cristiano Ronaldo scored, and Li Tie went to prison. At present, the players in China are getting worse and worse, mainly because there is no complete system, especially in cultivating and training new players. In fact, there is a reason for this. The reason why we are often angry with the performance of China players is that these players are getting worse from generation to generation, mainly because in recent years, these players have always been difficult to achieve satisfactory results. As a person who hardly pays attention to sports events and various stars, I really want to feel the happiness of "I know, I can't tell", so driven by that damn competitiveness and curiosity, I finally found the context along the Internet. Let's solve the puzzle one by one-1,who doesn't like to watch the competition between the strong and the strong? Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have been called peerless pride in football by fans since the 2006 World Cup in Germany. Because the strength is equal and each has its own advantages, almost every encounter is pushed to the center of the topic. However, since 16, Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have been in the same box for very few times, except in stadiums, award ceremonies and other occasions. This time, it is no exaggeration for Lu to let two football superstars play chess face to face as competitors. To this end, the boiling netizens have not forgotten to put another Argentine football player, De Paulo (ridiculed as "Messi's personal bodyguard"), and they should be vigilant and pay attention to safety even when playing chess. Ha ha. The picture is harmonious and beautiful, but the smell of gunpowder is a little bit, and the volume produced is naturally indispensable. Lu may be the biggest winner. Although Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo didn't really meet on the set because of different schedules and itineraries, the pictures were also synthesized by LV officials according to their respective shooting materials, but they were always in the same frame. China fans who know the truth also give full play to the wisdom of P-picture, making Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo's framework more localized. Like having a street snack together. Or we can play a card together. 2. Seize the opportunity and create contrast. LV is a picture of Messi and Ronaldo who understand advertising. Not only the fans are excited, but also the advertising circle is excited. Advertisers praised Lu for his understanding of advertising. First of all, in terms of time, LV chose the eve of the opening ceremony, just when the global audience's attention and expectation of the event was about to reach its peak, avoiding premature preheating and forgetting, and avoiding overwhelming advertisements to grab traffic after the official start of the game. In addition, the setting of "playing chess" is also wonderful. Because this World Cup is likely to be a curtain call between Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, the audience is full of expectations for the game between them, and playing chess is a contest between the wisdom and endurance of both players. Therefore, Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo play in the same box, which also implies that the game between them is ready to go. At the same time, checkerboard is also one of the classic elements of LV, so this is that the audience's emotions have also been mobilized, and advertising is in place. Lu has played a game of chess. It is worth mentioning that as early as the 20 10 World Cup, Lu had a similar action, putting Pele, Diego Maradona and Zidane in the same frame. Bian Xiao couldn't help sighing: It's good to have money!