Try a short humorous joke.

Shoot a short humorous joke. In daily life, we can watch more humorous jokes in our spare time, which can make our mood happy and full of vitality. Next, I will show you more humorous jokes.

Make a short humorous joke 1

1, the wife was annoyed by her family's laziness, so she posted a reminder behind the door: Everyone is responsible for family hygiene. When the child saw this prompt, he added a note and changed it to "Family hygiene is the responsibility of adults". After the husband came back, he decided to write three more articles: "Family hygiene is the wife's responsibility."

2. Tang Jun said in Netease that education is not important, learning is important, and learning is more important ... I think Han Han can say that education is not important, and Zheng can also say that education is not important, but you Tang Jun said that education is not important, and the broad masses of people laughed maliciously.

One day, a captain had a stomachache and was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but a recruit had already gone to the toilet. The captain looked at the recruits viciously, hoping to scare them away, but the recruits were silent for a long time. The captain was angry and said fiercely to the recruits, do you know what the most basic duty of the recruits is to meet their superiors? The recruit replied with trepidation: Be firm … stick to your post.

4, all engaged in music, high not to study medicine, Xin smashed people, which is awe-inspiring; They all joined the fast girl, 360, a beautiful employee, and did not learn Yico Zeng's tune, as evidenced by MV.

Several families had a dinner the other day, and I teased my sister's daughter: "Hey, what did you eat to grow up?" I grew up with my grandmother. ""Whose grandmother grew up with me? " "I grew up eating my father's grandmother." "Why? Why didn't you grow up eating your mother's grandmother? " The little girl pointed to her father's chest: "My father's grandmother has been eaten by me, and my mother has two big ones." The whole table burst into laughter! ! !

6. Chatting with a webmaster. I said: You said that the Monkey King was such an awesome B role, and no one could beat the havoc in Heaven that year. Why can't we learn from scripture? Any little monster can handle him! The stationmaster said calmly: He is the first player to reach the full level and get the artifact. That's why he abused the trumpet! Later this title was awarded for many years. After coming out, everyone was higher in rank and better equipped than him, so it was a tragedy.

7. It is said that Louis Koo revealed in an interview that on the plane to Yunnan, he met Carman Lee, the "little dragon girl" he cooperated with 16 years ago. "The first thing I said to her turned out to be' Aunt'! Even I am surprised to say that it has been 16 years. "

8. Policeman: Have you been drinking? Ren Lei: No! Policeman: Why does it smell of alcohol? Ren Lei: I had a beer. Policeman: Beer is also wine! Ren Lei: Excuse me, is a snail a cow? Policeman: No. Ren Lei: Is soy sauce oil? Policeman: No. Ren Lei: Is that girl a mother? Ren Lei: Is beer wine? Policeman: No. Ren Lei: It's over!

9. A nearsighted person is walking. Ants on the ground form a dense line. Myopia saw it, and I didn't know what it was, so I leaned down to pick it up. I picked it up for a long time, but I couldn't pick it up I sighed. "What a pity that a good thread is rotten to pieces!" "

10. A deaf person went to see a friend. Dogs bark when they meet strangers, and deaf people can't hear them at all. After entering the room, he bowed. The deaf man said to his friend, "Your dog may not have slept last night." The friend asked, "How do you know?" The deaf man replied, "He saw me and kept yawning."

Humorous short paragraphs, one shot, two pieces, 1

1, Xiao Wang took out a loan to buy a car. Later, because he couldn't repay the loan in time, the bank took his car away.

Xiao Wang patted his thigh angrily and said, "I knew this would happen." I should have got married with a loan! " "

2. A couple quarreled, and after dinner, the husband went to the bedroom to rest. The wife went to the bedside and found a piece of paper on the small table beside her, which said, "Mom, wake me up at seven in the morning. -The child is his father. "

The next morning, the husband woke up and found that it was almost eight o'clock-he looked up and saw an extra piece of paper on the table and took it. It says, "Dad, get up. It's seven o'clock. -The child is his mother. "

At his wife's birthday party, the husband gave her a box of gold jewelry in front of everyone. A friend said, "Look how happy your wife is! If you give her a Rolls Royce, she will be happier! "

The husband spread out his hands and said, "I once thought so, but it's a pity that this car is not fake!" " "

4, moving version: wife, you must take care! (of course, it is to maintain the weight of the past, hey hey! )

One night I drove my husband's car to go shopping, and when I came back, I found the car was covered with dust, so I scrubbed it for a while. When I finally entered the room, I shouted, "The woman who loves you the most in the world just scrubbed your headlights and windshield."

The husband looked up and said, "Is mom here?"

Husband: Shaving in the morning makes me feel younger 10 years old! Wife: Really? If so, shave before going to bed.

7. I was not at home one night and went home the next day. My wife asked, "Where have you been?"

"Lao Wang's house."

"Nonsense, I called Lao Wang and said you weren't there!"

"Alas, Lao Wang was not at home last night!"

8. Loyalty: The more a wife loves her husband, the more unfaithful her husband is; The more a husband loves his wife, the more unfaithful she is to her husband.

9. Husband can't sleep, and his wife asks him what's wrong? Husband said: the boss invited them to drink coffee today. The wife said: Why do you drink coffee when you know you can't sleep? Husband said: I can't sleep without drinking things that don't cost money.

10, after a man and a woman met, the woman gave the man her home address and the man left the next day. When you walk to the door, the door will open automatically. The man walked to the end and saw two doors. The door on the left says "married" and the door on the right says "unmarried". Men walked into the door of "unmarried". Finally, there are two doors that say "experienced" and "inexperienced". Men walk into the door of "inexperience". At the end, there are two doors that say "more than five inches" and "less than five inches". The man walked into the door "less than five inches", looked around and found himself on his way back.

the second

1. At the mobile phone party, a mobile phone said, "I'm from Nokia." The other said, "I'm from Samsung." Another well-dressed man said, "I'm from Apple." Then a cell phone in the corner said, "Don't argue, I'm fake, and whoever I love is mine!" " "

2. I work in a hospital. One day, an earthquake happened. At this time, everyone went out. Only the old director of internal medicine calmly held the wall and took out two antihypertensive drugs ... he thought his blood pressure was very high.

It's snowing. Ordinary youth: "Ah, it's snowing, so white!" " "Literary youth:" Snow is as clean as jade, purifying the soul and spirit! Young man: Cao, God's poop is white!

The frog took a bottle of Erguotou to the tortoise's house to pray for the secret of longevity. The tortoise blew on the spout. He said slowly, "It's actually quite simple. No matter what happens, stick your head in first. "

Sima Guang patted Wang Anshi on the shoulder: "Fu Jie, fight with me? You are still too young. " Wang Anshi calmly replied, "What's the big deal? Isn't it just smashing a water tank? I'm sure I will do the same. I just have one less chance than you. " There are two cold lights in Sima Guang's eyes: "Opportunities are created by ourselves. You only know that the old man smashed the jar, but you don't know how the child fell in? "

6, it is above 40 degrees Celsius every day, and I have to go out to run business. It is true that the barbecue industry has developed rapidly, and now it has developed to every household.

7. A black man was bitten by lice. He blew out the candle and said, let you never see me again.

8. Director Zhang gave a speech, and the audience was full of people, which quickly drowned out the director's voice. The director was very unhappy and was about to get angry when a young man stood up and shouted, "Everybody stop arguing!" " "The whole room suddenly quiet down. The director was very moved: after all, there is a bosom friend! The young man went on to say, "You made me wake up! "

9. I chatted with a MM by chance today. I asked her what she looked like, and she said 168, long hair. I asked if I could be more specific. She said it was not specific? I said, sure, find a mop of 168 and turn it upside down. Isn't it just like you? ! Then she knocked me out. ...

10, American diplomatic delegation visited the Soviet Union, and Soviet reception officials accompanied them to visit the great achievements of construction, and proudly said: By the next five-year plan, every Soviet family can have a private jet! The Americans were surprised and asked, What do they need a plane for? Su Xiu officials said: Of course it works! For example, if you hear in Moscow that Leningrad has started to supply bread, you can fly to the queue immediately.