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Diary of interesting things during summer vacation
A 200-word diary of interesting things about summer vacation. Part 1: Family Intelligence Competition
Last summer vacation, my father and mother and I made an appointment to hold a "family intelligence competition."
Summer vacation is here. On the day of the competition, I first imitated the behavior of the host on TV, walked to the stage, cleared my throat and said: "Now, I announce that the family intelligence competition has officially begun. First of all, We asked Hongfang’s mother to answer the question: What is classical Chinese? Please give an example.” After listening to this, my mother thought for a while and said, “Classical Chinese refers to poems in which there are people in things, feelings in people, and emotions in the world, such as "Xue Yi". This ancient narrative tells us that we must concentrate on learning or doing anything, otherwise, we will achieve nothing." I couldn't help but clapped my hands and said, "The answer is correct, plus ten points for the red party." After that, I turned around. He turned around and wrote "plus 10" in red letters on the blackboard. "Now let's ask Lan Fang's father to write a question: Two geese were put into the refrigerator at the same time. One hour later, one was dead but the other was still alive and well. "Why?" "Well, this..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of Antarctica - a penguin. Ten points for Blue!" The following is a joke competition. No matter what joke you make, as long as it makes your mother-in-law laugh, you will get extra points!" As soon as she finished speaking, my mother raised her hand high and said, "There once was a joke king. Once, he accidentally broke into the joke! A family was caught by someone. When the person heard that he was the famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said the word "fart" without thinking, and the person didn't You know what it means, the joke king said: 'It's up to you to let it go, and it's up to you not to let it go. '" After hearing this, I couldn't help but laugh. Even my mother's opponent, my father, also laughed...
In the end, my mother won by 20 points. This "intelligence competition" was really interesting. It not only enriched our Chinese knowledge, but also tested our intelligence, adding endless fun to the family.
Article 2: Sticking to the nose
In the long summer vacation, there is infinite happiness. Now, let me tell you an interesting story about summer vacation.
One day, I stayed at home and felt very puzzled. Suddenly, I had an idea and thought of a good idea. Just playing nose-to-nose game with my sister. I told my sister my idea, and she readily agreed.
I first drew a clown doll without a nose on the blackboard. My sister found a magnet to replace her nose. Started sticking to the nose. My sister first covered my eyes with a cloth. I slowly walked towards the blackboard, touched the left and right, and found a place to set my nose. At this time, my sister laughed. I pulled off the cloth and saw that the clown doll not only had no nose, but also had a mole on the corner of its mouth. My sister said proudly: "Look at me." I saw my sister quickly walked to the blackboard and found a place to set her nose. I watched it and couldn't help laughing. My sister quickly took off the cloth and took a look, and she also laughed. It turned out that not only did the clown doll not have a nose, it turned into a one-eyed dragon. The clown doll seemed particularly angry.
At this time, my father heard the laughter and came over and asked: "What is so funny? Tell me." My sister and I blinked, walked up to my father, and covered his eyes. Go up and put the "nose" into dad's hand. Dad understood what we meant, slowly approached the blackboard, and found the right place to put his nose. "The clown doll has a nose!" we cheered.
Article 3: Danxia Landform Tour
The most unforgettable thing in my summer vacation was my trip to Danxia Landform.
The song goes well: "Linze has beautiful scenery, and Nantai is like heaven." Why? Because Nantai is famous for its colorful Danxia, ??which ranks sixth in the world. As a Linze native, and Nantai is my mother’s hometown, we were lucky enough to experience this beautiful and magical Danxia this summer.
When we arrived in the mountains, we looked around as we walked. The colorful hills in the distance looked like a long flowing landscape scroll. Led by this flowing landscape painting, we finally arrived at the No. 3 viewing platform.
Under the caress of the breeze, in this continuous rainbow, I can't help but think about it: Look, the path winding to the top of the mountain looks like a colorful ribbon! But whose ribbon is it? Oh, it turns out to be the Sleeping Beauty_Red Mountain right next to it! Hongshan is so high! You see it is so steep, so dangerous, so beautiful, so high, it seems like the clouds are around his waist.
If it is said: "You are not a strong man if you have not been to the Great Wall." Then I would say "You are not a strong man if you are not able to reach the Red Mountain." So, we started an interesting competition_climbing the Red Mountain. From the beginning, my cousin and I left our parents far behind. Seeing them like that, I shouted triumphantly while climbing: "Come on!" But later, I was so tired that I was out of breath. My cousin was also sweating profusely, but my parents surpassed us. I also heard my father say proudly: "Now you know! We are conserving our strength!" I shouted unconvinced: "Let's see who surpasses who!" Although I said this, I regretted it in my heart. I really shouldn't have gone to Red Mountain, I'm almost exhausted now. But I thought: "A good horse never turns back, keep at it!" So, my cousin and I regained our strength and caught up with my parents as quickly as possible. At this time, my father accidentally slipped down and we looked at Taking advantage of the opportunity, I used my last strength to climb to the top of the Red Mountain Mountain, and finally turned defeat into victory.
At this time, my mother said: "It's cool and beautiful here, why not take a picture!" After taking the picture, we came to appreciate this beautiful Danxia. ah! Those colorful hills seem to be more than ten times smaller than those seen at the bottom of the mountain. Some of the undulating colorful hills are like desert camels connected one after another, some are like screens with colorful paintings on them, some are like colorful beetles, seeming to be slowly squirming, and some are like elephants, seeming to be leisurely in the sunset. Walking on the ground,... the whole thing looks like colorful water waves.
On the way home, my father told us that there is a legend about this Danxia landform! Legend has it that when Nu Wa was mending the sky in the past, she collected colorful stones, part of which was used to mend the sky, and some of which were placed here by Nu Wa. Later, these powders were exposed to the wind and sun for a long time, and were mixed with the sand and soil here. Together, there is this beautiful Danxia Mountain. The story is over and we are home.
I think today is so happy! This unforgettable and interesting incident made me realize the mysterious and beautiful Danxia. It also made me understand that those who are not afraid of difficulties are the real heroes!
Article 4: Fun Stories from Childhood
I remember that when I was five or six years old, I loved eating oranges the most. But I often swallow orange seeds. Once, my relatives gave us some oranges. I stared at the oranges and drooled, so I peeled one. It happened that my neighbor's mother-in-law came to my house. When I was eating an orange, I accidentally swallowed the orange seeds. I suddenly became stupid and my eyes kept rolling around. My mother-in-law saw it and asked me what was wrong. I said, "I swallowed the orange seeds." I pointed to my mouth as I spoke. My mother-in-law smiled and said, "Isn't that good? If you want to eat oranges from now on, you can just pick them on your head." I cried and fussed, thinking, "What can I do?" I turned around and asked my mother-in-law: "What? If you also swallow orange seeds, you are not like me. "My mother-in-law said proudly: "I am different from you. We are adults and you are children. We are not afraid. "I listened to my mother-in-law, and I was scared and ridiculous.
Another year passed, and it was time for the oranges to grow. Once, I was eating an orange and swallowed the orange seeds in my stomach. . At this time, I remembered that when I was five or six years old, my mother-in-law said that if I swallowed orange seeds, an orange tree would grow on my head. So, I touched my head, and hey, why didn’t there be one? Orange tree. I went to my neighbor's mother-in-law's house and asked her, "Silly boy, I lied to you." "I was surprised and happy.
Now, when I think of this incident, I will still laugh out loud if you don't let me laugh. I didn't expect that I was so stupid at the time. From this, I also know There is a truth - you should not listen to what others say, you have to try it yourself to know whether it is true or false. This principle also reminds me of the "Little Horse Crossing the River" I read when I was in second grade. The river is not as shallow as the old cow said, nor as deep as the squirrel said.
Childhood, how evocative! But it is like pieces of feathers, floating farther and farther. Occasionally, I picked up a string of nursery rhymes and sang them in the sun. ah! That's my Nunnian, it's like a bunch of candied haws, sour and sweet.
Chapter 5: Fantawild Paradise
On the eighth day of summer vacation, my mother and her colleagues and I signed up to go to the "Fantawild Paradise" in Wuhu.
At about 5:30, my mother and I got up, planning to go out to buy food and get in the car early. We got on the bus at 7:20 on time and waited for other passengers. The car started. I sat in the car and watched the scenery while eating breakfast. It was very comfortable. The car has already arrived in Anhui, but I don’t know yet. After all, I have never been there.
At 9:00, the car has arrived at "Fangte Happy Park". The tour guide asked us to go alone and gather before 6:00. I followed my mother and her colleagues. First, we went to the space world to play Over the Limit. It was a huge hemispherical screen that surrounded the audience. The majestic suspended seats flew up into the sky. Together with the grand movie scenes, we could fly into the sky while, or Falling into the abyss and canyon, or crossing the raging waves, or hovering on the spire of the pyramid, or roaring on the top of Mount Everest, or crossing the steel cable of the Brooklyn Bridge overlooking... This makes me feel like I am learning about the appearance of Chinese buildings. And the name, I find interesting.
We went to Fisherman's Wharf, Fonte Happy Avenue, Mystic River Valley, Legend of the West... At noon, we went to a fast food restaurant for a big meal. At 1:00, we went to a place full of games to play. My mother and I took a ride on the exciting "Bolide". I thought it was fun and exciting at first, but when I sat on it, I felt that my life was over. The car we were riding was hung upside down on the track, with its feet dangling in the air and no blocks on either side. Sometimes we felt falling at high speed, and sometimes we felt flying in the air. When I was doing it, maybe the speed was too fast, and the poles kept hitting my little face, which made me feel fun and painful. After that we finished all the games again, what a joy it was!
Today is my summer vacation this year. I went to Wuhu to play. I thought it was really fun.
Chapter 6: Visiting the Wang Family Courtyard
The summer vacation passed in a blink of an eye. Many interesting things happened during the holiday, but the most interesting thing was going to the "Wang Family Courtyard" .
The Wang Family Courtyard has a history of hundreds of years. Every brick and tile of it is so old, but not more than obsolete. When we walked into the Wang family courtyard, the first thing we saw was the Wang family's living room. The front wall of the hall was engraved with a finely crafted welcoming forest. So lifelike, with sofas, tables and chairs placed around the room. The furniture still looks so high-end.
Next, I will introduce to you the study room of the Wang family. When you walk into the study room, the smell of books comes to your nostrils. The bookcases display books read by two disciples of the Wang family. They look very old. , but still intact. This shows how much the Wang family loves knowledge!
Finally we came to the Wang family’s room, where the furniture was arranged very neatly. There are different patterns carved in front of each door. For example: "The magpie climbs the plum blossom, the lion rolls the hydrangea".
We seem to have walked into a continuous picture scroll. The summer vacation is almost over. I think the Wang Family Courtyard is really interesting.
Chapter 7: Visiting the Marine Ecological Museum
The annual summer vacation is coming again, which really makes me look forward to and excited!
Dad is here this year During the summer vacation, we took our whole family to the Marine Ecology Museum. In order to welcome all this wonderful things, we first bought some snacks, then bought some mineral water, and finally drove to the Marine Ecology Museum.
When we arrived at the Marine Life Museum, the ticket office was already crowded. Dad waited patiently in line and bought six tickets. After entering the exhibition hall, we first went to see some cute tropical fish, then we admired the heroic swimming of sharks, and also saw many interesting aquatic plants.
Among them, the one that impressed me the most was the "Beluga Whale". While we were eating snacks, we watched the graceful swimming posture of the beluga whale. That cute look can still be forgotten to this day.
Before going home, I happened to see a beluga keychain and other animal-shaped souvenirs in the sales department. I bought a lot of souvenirs and went home. I had such a happy day!
This year’s summer vacation really impressed me! I hope that next summer vacation, I can have the same rare travel experience as this summer vacation.
Chapter 8: Outsmarting Watermelons
This year, the sun has been shining brightly for a month. People couldn't stand the heat, so they had to look for watermelon sellers.
One day at noon, my mother took me to the street and bought a big watermelon. After arriving home, as soon as my mother put the watermelon on the table, I couldn't wait to ask: "Mom, when are you going to eat it?" "You little slanderous cat, wait until your father comes back to eat it together." My mother answered with a smile. I walked into the kitchen and argued with my mother that I wanted to eat it right away, but my mother just didn't agree. So I came up with an idea. I walked out of the kitchen and pushed the table hard with my hands. The watermelon slowly rolled towards the table. At this time, I yelled: "What? The watermelon rolled down." As soon as I finished speaking, the watermelon fell to the ground with a "pop" and broke into several pieces. My mother ran out of the kitchen after hearing the sound, complaining about me and telling me to eat the small pieces quickly. I looked proud and grinned as I ate.
"What are you laughing at?" Mom asked strangely.
"Watermelon is cool and sweet, just delicious!" I replied mischievously.
To this day, I still find it funny when I think of the prank I did during the summer vacation to "solve the slander."
Chapter 9: An interesting thing about my family
During the summer vacation, an interesting thing happened in my family.
The weather was very hot in those days. The scorching sun was shining on the earth, and the room seemed to have turned into a steamer. Even the wind blown by the fan was hot.
At noon, my father and mother came home from work. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my father holding a big watermelon. I quickly took the watermelon, put it on the table, and cut it into several pieces with a knife. , first distributed it to my father and mother, and then I picked up a piece and ate it. After a while, my mouth, face, and nose all turned red. My mother looked at it and laughed. Dad said: "Watermelon is delicious, but it's not cool!" I looked at the half of watermelon, and suddenly, I thought of a good idea. In the afternoon, my father and mother went to work. I walked to the refrigerator holding half of the watermelon. I thought: "Should I put the watermelon in the fresh-keeping room or the freezer?" After much deliberation, I finally decided to put it in the freezer. room. At night, I sat on the sofa waiting for my father and mother to come back. Time passed by minute by minute. After a long time, my father and mother finally came back. I said to my dad: "Dad, there will be frozen watermelon to eat soon." After that, I took the watermelon out of the freezer of the refrigerator and put it on the table. Dad took the knife and cut it. With a "stop" sound, Dad said, "Why did the watermelon turn into stone?" After listening to my method, my mother laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up. I was stupid on the side!
Later, my mother explained to me what was going on. I suddenly realized, it turns out, this is what happened! It seems that I still need to know some common sense in life, and I must not make any more jokes! hey-hey!
Chapter 10: Firefly Lantern
One night during the summer vacation, our family and our neighbors were sitting in the yard to enjoy the shade. Wang Zhe and others came to play with me. I suggested catching fireflies, and everyone agreed.
We split up to look for fireflies. I found a little light flickering on a leaf. When I took a closer look, it turned out to be a firefly. I covered it with my hand, and the firefly caught it.
After a while, there were a dozen fireflies in the bottle. These fireflies are climbing up in the bottle, and some of them have "little lanterns" on to illuminate the fireflies climbing up.
We caught dozens of fireflies and put them in lanterns to use as lights.
They don't light up in the morning, but they light up at night, so we run around with lanterns every night, just like electric lights, saving electricity and environmentally friendly. But after a few days, those fireflies looked dying, as if they were about to die, which was very pitiful. We decided to let them go and let them go home!
Then we opened the cage and let it fly out. They were all very lively and flew away quickly. We were also very happy and did a good thing!
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