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Tang Bohu ordered Chou-heung's classic lines.
Tang Bohu: Who is the first?
Zhu Qian: It was Xiao Li's mother who flew a knife, but unfortunately she has passed away!
Tang Bohu: Oh, that's Xiao Li's fucking flying knife. What a pity!
2. Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Tang, look at a slim woman on the bridge, alone. Well, you can demonstrate your method of picking up girls on the spot, so that we two brothers can study hard.
Tang Bohu: Hmm. ...
Wen Bin: This is about everyone's well-being. Are you okay?
Tang Bohu: Duty-bound.
3. Boatman: Boy, you really know the goods. Of all the boats, you chose mine. I'm famous for being quick.
Tang Bohu: Really?
Boatman: Of course.
Tang Bohu: Hey ~ ~ Your boat is sinking!
Boatman: I told you, it sinks quickly.
4. Tang Bohu: Hey, the play is about to start. Then he was killed and couldn't move.
Boatman: You said you'd give me all the money you sold, and don't cheat.
Tang Bohu: With your wisdom, can I fool you?
Boatman: That's true.
5, miserable person: I am miserable, selling my body to bury my family!
Tang Bohu: Really?
Poor people: Two girls, have pity on me. My family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.
6. Miserable person: (crying) Wang Cai ... Wang Cai ... Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have been following me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal. I feel sorry for you, Wang Cai!
(Tang Bohu sees a cockroach and shouts, "Look out!" Sister pomegranate trampled the cockroach to death when she retired from the competition. )
Tang Bohu: (heartbroken) Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! I live with you alone, through thick and thin.
For so many years, I have been teaching you and raising you as my own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!
7. Wu Zhuangyuan: Boy, from today on, you are a humble servant in Washington, and 9527 is your lifelong password. Get to work!
Servant: (singing military songs while running) Work like a dog. You can't scream when you are scolded. This is very interesting. You can't scream when you are scolded. This is very interesting.
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