Ask a few jokes about honesty! Thank you. If it's good, extra points!

Dishonesty: there is no beef in the beef noodles, no wife in the old lady's cake, no apples in the apple shop and no fish under the sea.

One day, there were guests at home, and my father received them outside. The child came to his father's ear and wanted to whisper a few words. Dad said, "Speak freely." The child shouted: "mom said, don't stay for dinner!" " "

Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. The spider shouted, "Why? Why is this? " The ant said timidly, "My mother said that people who surf the Internet all day are not good people!" " " ?

The prime minister has been coveting the chest of the imperial concubine for a long time, but he knows the price of flirting. He told the doctor too much, and the doctor promised to help, but he wanted 200 gold. Doctor Tai put the secret antipruritic water on the imperial concubine's bra. After supination, the imperial concubine's chest itched, and the emperor urgently declared cure too much. Doctor Tai said after diagnosis that only the saliva of the Prime Minister can stop itching. After the Prime Minister arrived, Doctor Tai put antipruritic medicine into the Prime Minister's mouth, which made him addicted! Afterwards, the doctor overcharged. The prime minister thought that the doctor too much dared not report the truth to the emperor, so he acquiesced. Cure too much anger and leave ... A few days later, the emperor rushed to the Prime Minister's office to relieve itching for his anus. ...

The ant lay lazily in the soil and stretched out a leg. A friend asked you why. Ant: Then the elephant came and tripped him.

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards! ?

The aquatic product store employs a temporary worker. A young man came to apply. The boss asked, "Do you know kilograms and kilograms?" The young man said, "Of course I know. One kilogram equals two pounds, right? " The boss said, "Yes. How many grams is that kilogram? " The young man said without thinking, "900 grams." The boss smiled and said, "That's a good answer. You can go to work now. "

When the rich man came home, the doorman respectfully opened the door for him, and then shouted to him rudely, "What's the matter, old man, where have you been fooling around again?" Did you go to pick up girls? "

The rich man calmly replied, "No, I bought a hearing aid."