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Classic joke: let's see ~! Once upon a time, there was a parrot. When someone lifts its left leg, it says thank you. When someone lifts his right leg, he says goodbye. There is one person who doesn't believe me. Go and see ~! Lift the parrot's left leg, the parrot says thank you, then lift the parrot's right leg, and the parrot says goodbye ~ Think about it! ~ what will the parrot say when its legs are put together and lifted? The parrot said, you want to fuck me ~

Classic joke: A clever man persuaded his wife to find a man eating in a secret restaurant, so he made a big scene. The man took his wife home and advised her, "It's just fun, not serious."

The woman cried and said, "Did you have a good time? Why don't you take me to play? "

The man said, "Do you want me to take you to play and let her cook at home?"

The woman said, "Then why don't you let go of her hand?"

The man said, "that's someone else's hand. Isn't it fresh and serious?"

Woman: "Then why don't you hold my hand so affectionately?"

Man: "I hold my hand, what kind of affection do I need?"

The woman cried and said, "You have no feelings for me at all."

Man: "Of course, you are already my right hand and a part of my body. Although I won't miss her deliberately, I can't live without her. If I leave, I will become disabled. Which of these two hands is more important? "

The wife thought for a moment, smiled through tears and said, "You are really bad."