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? Classic super joke:? 1, I went to the company to go to the toilet early this morning, and the latch of the toilet door was broken, so I went to pull the toilet door. At this time, a very anxious buddy came over and pulled my door directly. Yes, I'm trying. He just pulled Lao Tzu out and lay in the trough, and I started fighting with him before I wiped my ass? 2. In senior three, the chemistry teacher taught us organic chemistry. The teacher drew one on the blackboard first? Peptide bond? And say to us:? This is a eunuch, so give it a methyl group! Students, where did you say you would put it? At this time, the audience has been laughing crazy. ? 3. Jordan: Build the motherland and serve the country faithfully. Nepal: The motherland is more precious than the sky. Myanmar: A harmonious and orderly life contains happiness. France: freedom, equality and fraternity. Holland: We must insist on wishing Belgium: Unity is strength. Andorra: If people don't attack me, I won't attack. Switzerland: Everything is for everyone, everyone is one person. China China People's Bank. ? The purpose of learning from the scriptures is by no means to learn from them. In fact, the true identity of the four people headed by Tang Priest is the rectification dispatch group. Last time, the Bodhisattva Immortal obviously indulged his subordinates in evil, but because of each other's face, they couldn't do it. That's why we found four people with no foundation at the two sessions of God and Buddha to clean up all kinds of monsters in the name of learning from the scriptures. This is also a good explanation. Some of them were taken away by the gods backstage, but no one was killed backstage. ? Someone found a job in a dairy farm. On the first day of work, the boss gave him a bucket and a stool to milk in the milk shed, and he died happily. When he got off work, the boss saw that he was splashed with milk and his stool leg was broken, so he asked him: What happened? Is it difficult? ? He answered with a sad face:? It is not difficult to milk, but it is difficult to let the cow sit on the stool. ? ? 6, to be a cat in the next life: always favored, elegant posture, and importantly, have nine lives. ? 7. If you don't catch the bus at work, you run after it. A man riding an electric car shouted by the bus. Come on! ? I suddenly felt a warm current in my heart. I just want to feel the beauty of this world, and then the man shouted: Come on, master, don't let this force behind you catch up! ? 8, the same beauty: others have a background, we only have a back; Others are traveling and we are sleepwalking; Others drink Lafite, we make coffee; Others have money, we pick up love rat; Others drive Mercedes, we drive VIOS ...? 9. Wukong: The most painful thing in life is that a gust of wind blows, pigs are here, horses are here, and people are gone! The most painful thing is that another idiot will shout at the top of his voice: big brother! The master was taken away by the devil! To prove your existence, and then stay in a daze. ? 10, people nowadays are really nosy! My girlfriend and I quarreled on the phone. What does it have to do with him? He doesn't know my girlfriend. To make matters worse, he called security! What a nuisance! I will never come to this cinema again. ? 1 1, a little buddy who has been practicing Sanda for three years, thinks I am tall and burly and insists on practicing with me. In less than two minutes, I knocked him down and beat him up. He stood up and said sadly, I practiced Sanda for three years, but you beat me to the ground. It's really a waste of practice. . . Have I practiced radio gymnastics for 9 years? Let me tell you! Hum, people with real kung fu are so low-key? 12, when my wife went to the toilet in the morning, she suddenly shouted and I rushed over. She said that she left her cell phone in the toilet. Can you help her buy an iphone6 tomorrow? No, I said that Nima underestimated my IQ and dropped my mobile phone in the toilet. Then why does Nima still have the SIM card in her hand! ? 13. Just now, a car in front of me suddenly braked and stopped in the middle of the road, with various horns behind it. At this time, a hand stretched out from the window and waved a torn steering wheel. Everyone is quiet. ? 14. When I was a sophomore, I went to my classmate's house and saw his sister-in-law nursing the baby. Out of politeness, she went up to touch the child's face and said, the baby is really good, fat in vain, really beautiful! His sister-in-law blushed and whispered that the child was asleep and his face was over there! ? 15. After colleagues get married and the bride finally gives the bouquet to the bridesmaid, the emcee asks the bridesmaid to dance or sing. The bridesmaid said it was inconvenient to dance in skirts and high heels today, and then she heard the audience shout: Then do a handstand! So the audience was quiet for a second, and then burst into laughter. . ?
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