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How to write Xiaohong's composition on chicken factory?
One Sunday morning, Aunt Liang, who had been frowning, suddenly became happy. Oh! It turned out that her eldest son had come to see her. So she happily caught a big fat chicken in the market for her eldest son to eat and told everyone that her eldest son had come back. Seeing her cheerful appearance, everyone was happy for her. Suddenly, while Aunt Liang was not paying attention, the big fat chicken struggled for a few times and ran away. Aunt Liang saw it and was anxious, but she was too old to run. I heard shouts and came out to ask about the situation, so I entered the "industry" of catching chickens. When I was resting, I jumped forward suddenly. The chicken was scared by me and ran away at once. The chicken fled west, and I chased west. The chicken slipped eastward and I rushed eastward. After a while, the chicken didn't catch me, but I was panting and exhausted by the chicken. As I walked, I thought of ways to catch chickens. Suddenly a method flashed through my mind: since you can't storm, take it out! All right! So I screamed like a chicken. When the chicken heard my cry, it stopped at once and looked at it. Really tired. I walked softly, two or three steps away from the chicken, and I caught it. The chicken suddenly realized, but it was too late, so I grabbed it. Aunt Liang came to help me wipe my sweat. After that, Aunt Liang and I both laughed. Although I am exhausted today, I think it is worth it. On a happy Sunday, the weather is sunny and sunny. My mother and I came to the Happy Garden in the west, where there were a sea of people. As soon as I entered the door, I saw that the weeping willows on the roadside had grown leaves and the grass had sprouted, which was a beautiful scene of early spring. Not far from here, we heard the children's laughter. The original sound came from touching. Look! A green bumper car came quickly and hit a red bumper car with a bang! How interesting! I said to my mother, "I want to play bumper cars, too, okay?" Mom readily agreed! I am very happy to choose a red and blue car, which looks good! When I jumped into the car, suddenly the bell rang. I stepped on the accelerator, grabbed the handlebar with both hands and started the car wholeheartedly. A blue car tried to touch me, and I dodged left and right, only to hear a bang. The car touched my car and I was so angry! Then, I fought back and drove at high speed to the car that touched me just now, but the driver on that car was very cunning and dodged left and right, which made me confused. This driver is amazing! Alas, I have to give up. I saw an aunt driving a red bumper car. I drove to the red car and only heard a bang. My car hit that car. Just as I was smirking, the bell rang. Although the bumper car is over, my heart still stays in the fierce scene. Then my mother and I went somewhere else. Like a group of soldiers waiting for inspection, they lined up neatly. You see, the roller coaster on the left side of the path is full of people, and the people on the right are swinging around with relish. Finally, my mother and I rented a tandem bicycle, which was as bright as the sun. I like it very much. I was very nervous when I got on the bus, and then I practiced slowly and finally became proficient. At this time, the breeze brushed my face and felt like flying, so my mother and I bypassed the golf course and turned to the bowling alley. After riding a bike, my mother and I bid farewell to the Happy Garden in the West and went home happily. Happy Sunday is a day of relaxation. On that day, my parents and I invited our classmates Cenyu and Qian Qian to climb the Phoenix Mountain. After we have prepared snacks, newspapers and toilet paper, we will meet at the school gate. "Ok, let's go!" Let me tell you something. When we reached the foot of the mountain, Qian Qian looked up and said, "Ah! So high, can we climb to the top of the mountain? " Cen Yu and I said in unison, "Good! You can definitely climb up! " We climbed up the steps with our bags on our backs. After climbing for a while, Qian Qian said we were tired. Let's have a rest. I said, "Hold on a little longer and rest under the big tree in front!" " "We are up again. CenYu suddenly saw the peach blossom. She said, "Look! What a beautiful peach blossom! "As soon as we saw it, it was really beautiful. We immediately went to the tree and took out newspapers and snacks. We spread the newspaper on the floor and put food on it. We enjoyed peach blossoms and ate snacks. " Let's play solitaire. Let her perform a show if anyone doesn't answer. "I said with a smile is very good. "CenYu and Qian Qian replied happily. I started: "Peach blossoms-they said happily. My parents also laughed. I had to tell a joke: "A child got 3 points in the exam. When he came home, his father saw it and spanked him three times. The child cried and said,' I don't want any points in the next exam!' "This little joke made everyone laugh. Mother said, "It's almost time to have a rest. Let's keep climbing! "We got up and set off again. Almost to the top of the mountain. We are all very tired. " Come on, come on, we're almost to the top of the mountain! ""Dad said. We gritted our teeth and persisted. When we reached the top of the mountain, there was a bumpy road. There are no steps, it is a muddy road. Qian Qian almost fell. So we held each other's hands, held the bushes beside us, and slowly climbed up. Finally, we climbed to the top of the mountain. The top of the mountain is really beautiful. The trees are so green, the grass is so green, the air is so fresh and the vision is so wide. It is really a "small hill". We chose a green lawn to sit down. Everyone is very happy. We played games, enjoyed flowers and chatted for a while, even our parents felt very happy. That Sunday was really fun! We didn't go down the mountain until sunset. Happy Sunday I like happy and free Sundays. For me, the happiness of "Sunday" is not the happiness of doing homework and treating homework as a document, but pure natural freedom. I slept until 10 in the morning and reluctantly left my beloved bed at the urging of my mother. After eating early, I said I couldn't do my homework right away because I had just eaten enough. I read entertainment magazines. Just when I saw my idol Alec Su's new album released recently, I was suddenly awakened by the roar of lions, and the magazine in my hand was "collected" by martial arts experts of which genre! Another "storm" swept me to the table, helpless! I have to do exercises. In the afternoon, I was liberated! Two tigers went to take a nap. I was ecstatic and turned on the walkman. All medical advertisements come from loudspeakers, which is really annoying. I changed the channel and listened to "Station Agent" hosted by Qiuqiu. Ginger is still hot, with sweet voice, wonderful eloquence, melodious accompaniment and unique style of the program, which makes people relaxed and happy. All this. After reading the book, look up at the clock, yeah! It is time for two tigers to get up. I quickly found two martial arts skills that I had practiced to deal with the two "martial arts masters". At about 5: 30, on a whim, I sang "A Full Moon Night" by Miriam Yeung and Richie Jen, and suddenly I felt like flying. After dinner, I opened QQ, chatted online and hurried downstairs. I rushed into the room and put my exercise book under the mat. Go to bed! Hehe, I spent a wonderful Sunday entertaining myself! Good Night! ^_^
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