Let me tell you a joke.

In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first.

In front of the first forest is the American police. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed!

Then it's the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader shouted with a megaphone: "Rabbit, rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender ..." Half a day passed, but nothing happened. Flying Tigers entered the forest to search again, and the mission failed!

Finally, there are only four policemen in China. They played mahjong all day. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. Less than five minutes later, he heard an animal scream from the forest. The policeman in China came out laughing and talking with a cigarette in his mouth, dragging a black bear behind him. The bear was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit ..."

The funniest joke in the world!

That day, I had a very good friend who told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I went to the hospital because my stomach hurt too much. Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I laughed like this, so I told him the joke. I didn't expect him to laugh wildly after hearing it, and finally he vomited a lot of bubbles. Rescue is invalid, death.

I really didn't want to do this, but it happened. This is a daily - happened thing. What we don't want to happen will always happen. What we hoped for every day didn't happen. But once it happens, we have to bear the consequences. Really, it turns out that people who are alive are unwilling to bear the consequences for what they don't want to happen. Really, it's boring Think about it and want to die. How good is it? But I don't want to die, at least for the time being, because the doctor's lover sued me for manslaughter.

In a daze, the court opened. The judge asked the prosecutor to brief the case, which was actually very simple. I told a joke, and the doctor laughed and died later. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge asked me to tell jokes, and the jury decided whether the fact of manslaughter was consistent. Although I study law, I'm already a little worried. I'm afraid there will be "consequences" after I tell this joke, so I ask everyone in the court, about 100, to sign an exemption contract, that is, the effect after I tell this joke is "irresponsible". The judge announced that the court was adjourned and reopened a day later, and announced that he accepted my opinion, so we signed the contract.

Now that I have legal protection, let me tell this joke. Unexpectedly, just after I finished, the whole court was boiling. Some people knocked on the table with a smile, some people rolled on the ground with a smile, and some people cried with pain in their stomachs ... In my opinion, I found that the old judge was still self-serious, motionless, sitting there steadily, with some sustenance. I admired this at that time. You see, people who are judges are different from those who are lawyers. They are calm and calm in a crisis.

Later, I learned that he was dead, and everyone who heard my joke that day died laughing.

So, I became a celebrity in an instant. A TV reporter interviewed me and asked me what joke I was telling, so powerful. I am very calm, and I know that if I say this, it may constitute an infringement on the public. I can't stand it if there is a social rights group doing nothing. So I said something to the TV camera to the effect that the reason is always a lie and the belief is always masturbation. The reporter obviously didn't understand, but I can see that the little girl has a quick reaction and can't let the audience see that she is stupid, right? She praised again and again, and then even squeezed out a few tears! Actually, I didn't know it was just a stunt. But I can't stand the tears of women, especially the tears of beautiful women. As a result, I decided decisively and cooperated, saying that I would like to give her the exclusive right to report and publish this joke.

After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions throughout the country. Many viewers asked for a replay. Unexpectedly, some mysterious plain clothes suddenly broke into my bedroom one night and dragged me into a dark room while I was sleeping. After a long time, suddenly a strong light shone on my face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked, because the person in front of me is the only person in this country who may be as famous as me at present.

Obviously, the president has no intention of telling me more. He just told me the purpose of my arrest. It's simple. I recorded this joke and sent it to the dictator of a hostile country in the Middle East through an insider, laughing him to death. I said it was impossible. This is a political murder. More importantly, this is obviously beyond the power of the president as the highest administrative head, and it is unconstitutional without the approval of Congress. The president grabbed me by the collar, lifted me up and shouted, "Do you really fucking believe in the separation of powers?"

I have no choice. At this moment, my mind is full of difficulties in the background of the first constitutional bill, so I agreed to his request, but at the same time, I suggested that my joke was weapons of mass destruction and could not be used against civilians. The president agreed, so I recorded the joke in that small room. I saw the president smirk, and I knew it was over. Politicians are really nothing.

Sure enough, two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of my joke and successfully tested it in desert areas (7 13 prisoners were killed by laughter). The news caused an uproar in the international community, many countries panicked, and other countries that once opposed our president abdicated. International military scientists even named this phenomenon "laughter deterrence". Just as our president was triumphant, an eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke. Later, I learned that the guy who first told me this joke had taken refuge in that country. Thus, a "smile balance" has been formed between us.

More than 60 years ago in April 1 * * *, that is, the previous April Fool's Day, unfortunately, what I had been worried about finally happened. A terrorist organization in the Middle East somehow stole my joke technology, and after hijacking our national television station, it broadcasted this joke to the whole country. ...

Civilization has been destroyed like never before, and people no longer have confidence in the future. The United Nations had to hold a meeting of the world's major heads of state, and finally made a major decision that led to the birth of this world: the next April 1 day was designated as April Fool's Day. In this way, people are wary of everything that day, and everyone knows that it is false, and no one takes it seriously. This joke, like other unbelieving words, is harmless.

More than 60 years have passed, and I am over 80 years old. Before I leave this world, I think it is necessary to tell this joke to everyone as a witness of history. In fact, the joke my friend told me that day was quite simple and short, just one sentence: I love you.